Let us say that when you die you go to heaven...

My parents would be there, alive and healthy. My ex would have never cheated on me. My best friends would still be my best friends.

Just a lot of love, warmth, and acceptance.

Peace and light. I want to be possessed with bliss.

if its heaven then I'm never going to graduate, I'll just spend my afternoons on the club forever and ever

I stopped being religious around 14, but 6 years later I still follow most Christian values. If anything I'm more virtuous and straight-edge than most "Christians" I know. I like to believe that if there is a heaven, God would just allow me to live any life I want. Essentially all I want is to be isekai'd into an autism world I've spent my life creating. Even if that seems very silly, it's all that keeps me going sometimes. I can't percieve some perfect heaven where there is no adversity.

It would be like the Heaven Is a Place on Earth music video, but less spinning and you'd get to hug the kids, or maybe even be one of them!

>My ex would have never cheated on me

So heaven have to have the ability to change the past?

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Yeah. I imagine heaven to be some place I'd want to be in. And there's no other place I'd rather be than in his arms desu

Put my brain on a loop. Give me amnesia every night after a pleasure filled day, so I'll be looking forward to the fun plans of tomorrow (that will never happen).

Florida without hurricanes, yankees, and mosquitos.

If I'm still stuck with my own consciousness then no matter where I am or what I'm doing I'd be in hell.

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An endless cycle of pretending I'm alive and am just reincarnating but really everyone else is fake, blissful ignorance.

Absolutely nothing whatsoever. All my true desires are sick and perverted, and if I were to go to heaven, I would want none of that.

Erase my consciousness, completely and totally.

Feels bad man
>the people joking around you and you remember when you used to do that

That sounds more conspicuously like reality than heaven.

people experience excruciating pain when they lie

Only way to heaven is through the Lord Jesus Christ, and getting there is as easy as ABC
A - Acknowledge you are a sinner, in a sinful flesh
B - Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ. He died on the cross, was buried, and resurrected three days later. God the father sent his only begotten son Jesus Christ so that we may not perish but have everlasting life
C - Call out with your voice to Jesus Christ to wash you in the blood to forgive you of your sins.
John 14:2 In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.
Matthew 22:30 For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.
Philippians 3:21 - Who shall change our vile body, that it may be fashioned like unto his glorious body, according to the working whereby he is able even to subdue all things unto himself.
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
John 3:16 King (KJV) For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

Poe's law, trannies and NEETs. I sincerely am not able to tell whether this guy is serious or trolling.

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God of my own universe

It just needs to not be like my life right now.

That's all.

Anime Catgirs

That lolis giving me super paper mario vibes.

This, what's the point of "living" again after you're dead.