/britfeel/

To the lad who wanted some Norfs, here you go, just remember when the fun stops STOP

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I'll prepare the funeral for you, lad.

Really, it's just silence?

On her facebook, no info about her age.

>professional darts player
what

im easily the hardest lad in my weight class here

what guardiola knows is, defeat isn't an option

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Yeah? Well me an the lads beg to differ

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having a hard dick in a group full of boys is not something to be proud of babe

Where are you nightwalking

I just spent the last 2 days emptying every part of my room looking for something I didn't throw away but it's not here. I've checked everywhere. Not knowing what happened to something is the worst feeling.

Heidi graduated in 2016 from University of Southampton at 21.
So she's mid 20s. And looks it, she's aging a bit faster than most women.
Can't find any photos of her from her uni days.

ESO or Skyrim?

iktf, my collection of locks of hair that i cut off people went missing years ago and i never found it. i swear someone came into my room and took it.

u just got exposed nonce

Just spent the past two days emptying my balls into 16 year old fanny

fucking based lad
tell us more please

/britfeel/ radio got hijacked the Texas Red

Imagine emptying your balls into a girl

fUCkiNG bAsEd
i used to do this all the time lad

That's what I was thinking, my mum probably was going through my room and threw it away but she'd never admit it.

Cheers lid will probably be needed
My way to the doctors

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>tfw nearly emptied them into a 17 year old when i was 19 but didnt because sperg

Why did it start before 8?
This radio is so fucking disorganised and NEET-like.

Imagine not liking fanny and being a fag

anyone here not signed up with a dentist?

Because Liverpool-City is on at 8

Rapists aren't welcome.

I like the idea of fanny at least but i am a virgin.

yeah mums are prime suspects in these sorts of cases. what was the thing you lost?

you're not in my weight class so we cant fight, sorry!!!
yeah w-
*TTTTTHHHHWWWWWWAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKK*
*anons teeth go flying out everywhere*
you should have listened to me, i fucking tried to warn you

>16 year old fanny
read this as tranny and got excited for a sec

a disproportionate amount of lads here have long, gangly arms

fucking hell lads I just noticed my boss is the Norf F.C meme he looks just like him I'll try and get a pic
he's scottish though

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Why do you write like you're in a comic book universe

zoos is a bender

>still no Japanese milf gf to toss me off while brestfeeding me

Starting to lose hope lads

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>but muh stream alert said 6
Yeah and I expect this shit at 8, an hour after I get home from work.
Fucking accommodate me and I might actually donate to support your alcoholic ways.

now i get to sport the toothless look like a true brit

Lee Anthony Hoyland waiting for a bus and shouting "all aboard" when it arrives.

I'm not signed up with a dentist and I'm worried what if I get really bad tooth ache

Bloobreh

>tfw he hasn't messaged me all day

Me lad. My gums are receding quite badly at the moment. Need to get it sorted but too scared of what they will say. What's your story?

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japs are so fucking ugly

emergency dentist init lod

imagine the pus tho

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stop being needy you little bitch

Scots are the most norf among us lad, let's be honest. Everyone else a southern wufta.

*BOINK*
wonna av a go do ya
*FWUNK*
not feelin so big now are ya
*SNAP*
oooo i bet that one hurt dint it
*DOINNNGGGGG DOINNNGGGGGG DOINNNNGGGGG*
avvin a laff aintcha
roite thats it
*KABOOF*
that'll teach ya

Uncensored JAV porn is really underwhelming, makes you miss the pixelation.

untrue, norfers are the most norf, scots are just foreigners, especially /centralbelt/ ones

>giving your money to the radio mongs

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alri cola
how's life

based

You have just been BTFO

I'm sorry:(
Him getting back from work and messaging me is what I wait for everyday I'm pathetic

Is taking your laptop into a PC World for repairs a good idea? Don't have any nonce porn or anything on it, just worried they're gonna see all my other (legal but embarrassing) shit

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Honorary Celt status revoked.

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take it out on me if you want but you know its true

Why would you not just repair it yourself?
Also, they don't care about your shemale porn, if you're worried just hide it in a game folder somewhere.

>listening to the radio mongs

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Imagine you spend all day fixing people's laptops. Of course you browse through their shit

Everyone who got a job there kept leaving because the area is so bad, so my mum offered to sort out a new one and we'd go but I felt too old to still be going with my mum so I said no. Now I'm not signed up with any dentist and very happy to not have the stress but also worried.

I'm good just spent all day with Ellie lying on top of me and watching wild Peru: Andes Battleground

>giving the radio mongs attention

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*lifts up colas skirt*
WAHEY KEGGED

Are they not stupidly expensive for fixing stuff?

Whats wrong with the laptop lad?

Fuck you buddy I like them

The black queen chants the funeral march
The cracked brass bells will ring
To summon back the fire witch
To the court of the crimson kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

Is there a difference between being lazy and life just not giving you enough reason to wage cuck?
Like seriously, where's the reward?

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Because I don't know how?
Well shit. All I can hope for really is that they fix it in store and not in their lab. It's a physical problem, not a software one
True but again I don't know what else to do because I'm terrible with computer stuff. Something's wrong with the charger port, have to wiggle the charger around to find a spot where it charges. Tried it with different chargers and still the same issue. Also doesn't charge while playing games but I think that's just normal. Should've gotten a desktop I know but I don't have the space for one or the knowledge/time to build it

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>live in the country you were born in
>fookin forinna
Is this what truth looks like in the south?

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CAT'S FOOT, IRON CLAW
NEUROSURGEONS SCREEEEEEAAAAAAAAM FOR MORE
AT PARANOIA'S POISON DOOR
TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY SCHlZOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDD MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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>dont know how
What is wrong with it?
All PC world will do is say, "It will cost 200 to fix you may as well buy a new one."

>being a radio mong

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Are you the one who farts on everyone's face

I tried saying this but the therapist /doctor at the hospital just said I was spoiled I'm fucking not im just not bothered about working it won't improve my life

>spoiled
I think they're more spoiled for needing lots of money to fulfil their life desu.

What did you do to land yourself in hospital then? Did you get rushed in suffering from lazy bastarditis?

Is this that sexy big milker from the chase earlier?

>my collection of locks of hair that i cut off people

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Will they though? As far as I can tell all that needs to be done is some shit needs to be glued into place. Maybe they'd need to get new parts in but doubt it's too expensive.
>inb4 so you do know how!!!
Maybe but I don't want to risk fucking it up even worse.

She's 23 according to a daily Star article

*squeezes colas bottom*
*slides a hand into the back of her panties*
this is what you get for being a fucking dirty tramp, coming around here getting the lads hopes up, you aint fucking shite slag

u in kent?

I have 3 questions for the lads of Britfeel.

1. If you could choose to relive any time or moment in your life, what would you choose? How long and just as an observer or to be literally transported back is up to you.

2. If you could make one wish, and one wish only, what would you wish for? I trust you lods not to say boring loophole answers.

3. Describe your ideal BF/GF, be as vague or specific as you like.

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>all that needs to be done is glue
Erm, why would you glue anything in the computer?
Are you retarded?
Also, even if that was the case they'd still bullshit you.
Better to find a local independent computer shop that wants to build a loyal customer base.

give his testicles an itch whilst you're in there

Depression you cunt

>being a radio host mong

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