So dicklet robots, how does this make you feel?

So dicklet robots, how does this make you feel?

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>Size matters. If you have more, you can do less and still satisfy a woman.
>Yes, it matters. I don't want to have to be telling a man to stop tickling me. I need to feel my man waayyy up.
>I'd like to say it doesn't, but it does to an extent.
>There's nothing sadder than having to ask if it's in when it IS in-it's just super uncomfortable and embarrassing for both.
>Sorry to anyone who wants to believe otherwise but, yes, size does matter. A small penis can't create the same sensation that a larger one can
>Girth is important. Length, less so. I've personally never come across one that was too short or too long, but I have met one that was too skinny
>Size does matter when it comes to having an orgasm through intercourse, and length is less important than girth.
>At the same time, you don't want someone too small that you can barely feel or enjoy. A good average penis tends to do the trick for me.
>It matters. I dated a guy with a penis the size of my pinky, and sometimes I wasn't even sure if we were having sex.
>As long as you're not under average, I'd say no. We're not going to be disappointed if you don't whip out an anaconda.
>I can barely feel him thrusting, and he keeps slipping out. He orgasms. I don't.
>I once met this guy with a really small one, and the first thing that came to my mind was whether Guinness Book of World Records knew about him. We had sex once and it was terrible.
>I like length. girth eh. but my BF is a lung poker, and when he hits that one spot that's almost painful it's just pure ecstasy. I don't even watch porn, so :P plus a hook or a curved one is amazing!

Well there you go. If you're under 6 inches you'll never please a woman

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>satisfy a woman

you base your life around what women expect of you?

The best part is
>However, I can sooner imagine myself seriously dating a guy with a small dick than I can a guy who's shorter than I am-that's just me.
manlets are ranked even lower than dicklets

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>tfw 7" dick but 5'8" manlet

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>Satisfy a woman

You're playing a game that you're meant to lose. Women are miserable, even if you have a huge dongoloid, she will eventually get used to it and return to baseline.

Under 12 cm erect here bros, and when flaccid, it looks like a baby's.
It fucked me up so much, even when I was a teen I did everything I could to hid e it from both guy friends and women. And when the dudes finally got to see it - because of course the fact I took pains to hid it whenever we were changing or showering made them curious - they gave me grief to no end for it, being teens and all.
It's just one of those things that place you firmly at the bottom of the pack. I imagine it's the same for stags with an insignificant rack that lose all the fights, or gorillas with tiny chests.
Nowadays at 34 yo no one has ever touched my dick except myself.

The truth is, no matter how bug your cock is, a woman can buy a dildo that is bigger. She can buy a white dildo, or a black one, or a purple one. She can buy a dildo shaped like a dog or a horse. She can buy one that vibrates and moves in ways no real man can.

The truth is that dick size doesnt matter because if they just want to get stuffed, a bitch can buy a cast of a whale dick and bounce on it.

be thankful your average sized dick looks about twice as big on your tiny frame

>listen girls, guys dont care about pussy because they can buy a fleshlight!

unironically true though

doesn't matter if you have a big dick when you can't get a girl to have sex with you anyway

I'm pretty sure my dick is 8 inches. The largest it's ever been when I measured it was 7.25 inches, but I wasn't fully hard.

The problem is my face and personality. I'll never get to use my dick.

I feel nothing. I will never use my dick in a sexual way with a woman so why would I care?
I also have a large penis

Fucking hell
Poor guy got carried away

>implying I give a shit
I refuse to play a game that's rigged against me by a bunch of worn out sluts. If I ever do have sex, you think I care if she doesn't like my dick? I'm already fucking her at that point so I won.

The eternal question
>5'10"
>7"
Or
>6'2"
>5"

so why are you here whining about womens preferences when you could be back in mommys basement fucking a plastic tube?

>I refuse to play a game that's rigged against me by a bunch of worn out sluts.
it's not her fault there's men out there with real cocks and that you can only fuck a used up roastie
> If I ever do have sex, you think I care if she doesn't like my dick?
Yeah, she'll never come back to you for it
>I'm already fucking her at that point so I won.
Just wait until she tells all of her friends about your microdick. I've seen girls share pics to laugh at
You've never been in a girl's groupchat before have you?

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Because I didn't have enough reasons to hate myself.

>it's not her fault there's men out there with real cocks and that you can only fuck a used up roastie
As long as I can fuck with it and impregnate, it's real.
>Yeah, she'll never come back to you for it
Aww, you think I care.
>Just wait until she tells all of her friends about your microdick
Oh know, she told a bunch of other sluts.

I'll just continue making money and improving my life while you simps play a rigged game and chase pussy.

>its real
Yeah...real small
>aww, you think I care
You should. If she tells other people about your microdick, then you will never have sex again. May as well move to another town and change your name

>5'6", 4.5" penis(not even girthy), and fat to boot
What options do I even have?
I don't want to kill myself.
I don't want to become a tranny.
It feels like the world is rigged against me just because I lost some cosmic diceroll.
What purpose do I serve if I'm not good enough for anyone?
Why am I even here if I'm just destined to fail?
I want nothing more than to have a loving and lasting family with a woman and several kids of my own. But I'm not going to have any of that, just because nature said "fuck you" when I was born.

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>that webm
Kekimus Maximus

The fact that you keep talking about my dick is pretty fucking gay and concerning. I don't think you understand, I don't give a shit about women, the rigged game, or their severely depreciating assets. You keep throwing all you can at women to try and get some pussy. I'll enjoy my life the way I want to live it.

>As long as I can fuck with it and impregnate, it's real.
lmfao
as if they'd let you impregnate her
daily reminder that contraception is pro feminist and it gives them control over breeding, not you. That's why it was supported by the Eugenics Society, so sad little things like you won't be allowed to breed
>I'll just continue making money and improving my life while you simps play a rigged game and chase pussy.
oh sure you'll be nice and happy after her roastie friends have spread rumours about you and ruined your reputation
>oh no I have no comeback, quick I'll call him gay!
great thinking coming from someone who isn't interested in women or pussy. It looks like you have some explaining to do.

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>implication of being gay coming out of NOWHERE
Projection: the post

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>as if they'd let you impregnate her
Oh no, some used up slut won't let me knock her up. Whatever will I do with my life?
>oh sure you'll be nice and happy after her roastie friends have spread rumours about you and ruined your reputation
Already covered this, I don't care.
>great thinking coming from someone who isn't interested in women or pussy. It looks like you have some explaining to do.
Never once said he's gay, learn basic reading comprehension. I clearly said him talking about my dick is pretty gay.

When did I call him gay? I clearly said him talking about my dick is pretty gay, not that he's gay. Learn some basic reading comprehension.

>I clearly said him talking about my dick is pretty gay
This entire thread is about dicks lmao. How dense can you be?
Poor attempt at deflection
You sound like a flaming homosexual

The thread is about dicks in general. The fact that he kept specifying my dick is pretty gay and concerning.
>deflection
Not one bit.
>sound like a flaming homosexual
Why, because I said him talking specifically about my dick is gay? I never once called him gay. Learn basic reading comprehension.

5'1"
7"
ama

oriniggalo

pretty based. are women shocked by your yuge dong?

Only question: Virgin or no?

5'7
3''
fuck my life user. should I end it?

I'm 6'2" and 4"
Why did god do this to us?

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be honest. would you give up some of your height for a bigger dick? like say 5'8" with a 6.5 inch dick.

6' but only a little bit past 5" on the schlong, kind of a bummer

He'll just look like some rapey goblin creature like that tho

Its not the fact that big dicks are better that seems obvious, look at the average dildo size. Having a small dick should automatically make you insecure in this womans eyes apparently though and its sexist or pitiable to imply that you as a man feel sexually competent with a little to average sized dick.

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How do I use my 9 inch dick to get laid ?
I'm only 5'9 and skinny as fuck and look about 16 even tho I'm much older i would say I look like a cute 16yo tho

>feeling the warmth of the full length your meatrod running down your thigh
>dick adjustments take a lot of effort to rotate it correctly to make room for it
Feels good not to be a dicklet

>So dicklet robots, how does this make you feel?

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>you've never been in a girl's groupchat before have you

You are implying that I would want to be in one

I'm gay and I'm sub so I don't give a fuck, just shove your cock in my boy pussy Daddy ;3

Stop roastieposting

>you need a big dick
>why?
>to please women

You're making two tragic errors. We don't fuck women and we don't care about their pleasure.

I mean what am I supposed to do?
Most women want 7+ inch dicks and mine's 3 inches on a good day
I'll just die alone

>The fact that he kept specifying my dick
You brought it up here >learn basic reading comprehension
You should learn some fresh insults.
Why do you think repeating the same line over and over again is effective?

Jow Forums has made me profoundly insecure.
Dick is 6 inches on the dot. Never had an issue with it. Girls have fun with it and cum no problem. This place makes me feel like a dicklet. When I read dicklet shaming posts, I feel like they're directed at me.
Same with height. I'm like 5'9"-5'10". Again, average as hell by the numbers. Jow Forums has made me feel short. I never felt short before. I was never picked on or made fun of for my height. I was never aware of height as a factor in women's attraction to this degree. You guys ruined that for me forever.
You guys have me questioning everything down to the way I fucking walk and worrying about it.

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This whole discourse is ridiculous, and it proves that it's other men that are the real size queens. There are dudes out there that like big tits, small tits, thick girls and skinny ones. Did it ever occur to you that women are capable of having different preferences? No matter what there are millions of people out there that will find you attractive regardless of height and dick size. If you have a small dick, you can still please lots woman with your penis, and if you've got a big one, there are women out there that would enjoy it.

And ignore the women who consider small dicks or large "freakish". People can have stupid opinions, and it shouldn't shake your confidence. Internal locus of control folks.

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>born black with a 5 incher
I need to move to a country where women have small vaginas, only way I can cope

>Girth is important. Length, less so. I've personally never come across one that was too short or too long, but I have met one that was
too skinny
>As long as you're not under average, I'd say no. We're not going to be disappointed if you don't whip out an anaconda.
Sounds fine to me.

Lol. I'm just trynna get my dick wet, I don't care if she doesn't enjoy it as much. And she better not be a fatass either because you better believe I won't be touching any lardass bitch.

>you better believe I won't be touching any lardass bitch
Of course I do, I don't believe you'll be touching any bitch!

Big dicks only matter when women have so much sex they're all stretched out.

What the fuck is "average" in a woman's mind, though? We all remember the okcupid study. Average is the 80th percentile.

Already been with 4 since highschool, I think I'll be fine.

>>lookism.net
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

This is a blackpill, isn't it? I don't wanna open it.

you should, they're more enlightening than anything posted here
um okay sweety ;) just for you

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>short
>small dick (and it curves to the right)
>balding
>crooked teeth
Guess I'll just kill myself

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>big tits, small tits, thick girls and skinny ones
Which have no effect on physical stimulation of your dick.
Your dick does have an effect on physical stimulation of a girl.
Do you prefer a pussy that grips or a pussy that you barely feel? Do you prefer a wet pussy or dry pussy? Do you prefer a pussy that can only take 1/3 of your dick or the one you can go balls deep?

As you can read all of them are making comparisons. This mean they've all slept with multiple men. More proof that virgin are better. They'll care more about the intimacy and pleasuring each other, Stacey would only compare your dick to Chad's.

Important part for a chode-man like me is that girth matters more

Same lol. we're dick and height twins kek

>you'll never please a woman
Oh no! Whatever will I do with myself?

Have you noticed something about all those quotes? The whores still had sex with the little dicks. Tiny penis didn't stop those guys from shooting a load in some dumb bitch. It just stopped them from shooting two loads in her.

Both are taller and longer than me so I guess either or.

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Yeah I hate it when people try to compare female preferences to ours. We may have preferences, but we're so attracted to woman that don't have to live up to many of them, average in all areas is good enough, not so much for woman.

lift and be successful

I am overweight,bmi is 29,and penis measures 5,7 inches (14,5cm),but there is a fat pad around my penis and when press the ruler my penis measures 6,7 inches (17cm),also I have noticed that on the best days (when I used to do sports I was losing weight)the girth reaches almost 13cm around the base.
I'm 178cm tall and I weigh 90-93kg probably,I'd like to cut to 70-72kg.
Also,my testosterone isn't as higher as it could be due to weight,the fact that I drink a lot of soda and Eat shitty food and no lifting.
Can I go from fat to fit in 8 months brahs?
Also is my penis size decent?

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> tfw it keeps slipping out

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Are you in NYC? You might be me

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lol me too
don't sweat it bro, when you stay here longer you can start ignoring it.

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Start eating nothing but ground beef and watch your life improve.

The average penis size in the US in 5 inches, and most of them complained about it being shorter than that. Literally just don't have a 3 inch micropenis and you're ok. Even then, you can just eat her out to please her, and then just hump away.

Mgtow dog, just ride that bandwagon and youll be ok, until 2030 when it runs out of steam

If you're at six inches I personally am just a little above, but it doesn't matter, you're never going to please one either. Your average woman starts fucking at age fifteen or lower, and inevitably they will have had an encounter with a pornstar dick. If you, like most people, don't have one, you're going to be compared to it and come up short. She'll let you fuck her, she'll pretend to enjoy it, she might even tell you she loves you, but the bitch will always be thinking about her hung ex(es) when the two of you are in bed. There's always a bigger fish.

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> it looks like a baby's

KEK

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>how does this make you feel
it makes me feel like this pic was made by a size queen roastie who has never had a healthy relationship

It sounds like you obsess over dicks more than most women desu.

no i'm in ontario

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Gee, almost how starving people are obsessed with food and poor people are obsessed with money. People tend to be rather conscious of the things they don't have, especially when those things are important.

There is a thing as too big, but if you're under 4 then kill yourself

>there's a such thing as too big

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>BUCK A BEER
BUCK A BEER

>Caring about what a woman wants

Females are cum buckets. Whether they cum or not is irrelevant.

having a pencil dick cruel joke

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you make all of the anime girls on my pc laugh op.

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Hey, that's me but you're two inches taller. Good thing I don't want a relationship and an happy with my height.

>mfw I'm the OP of that innie pussy thread
I can just imagine some nasty "fembot" reading it and seething as she makes a thread of her own trying to make men insecure.

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This
7 inches
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
4 inch girth
>feelsnotsogoodman.fuck

If you'Re fat, lose the fucking weight. Fat hiunders your bloodflow to the dick as well as hides parts of it, getting fit really does help in that case.
As for your height, just hope for the best. I know two menlats who are both married, one to a girl maybe 5cm taller then him, the other one to one a bit shorter then him who was my college crush at that. Really, with height it all comes down to luck.

>mfw I'm not alone
6'1 and 3.5" here.

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5'11 and 4-4.5" here. Who has it worse?

>Can I go from fat to fit in 8 months brahs?
>lose 20kg in 8 months
Sure, start lifting weights, cut sugar out of your life, eat more vegtables and meat, some fruit to it too. Really, just go to Jow Forums or the plebbit equivalent, look up beginner lifting programs and follow them.

>that comic
Women just can't seem to handle the idea that gender dimorphism does matter and that men...

*looks around*

Are just stronger.

>The average penis size in the US in 5 inches
Don't forget that those 5" are across every ethnicity living in the US.
If you start to split them up, whites come closer to 6".

>There is a thing as too big

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Sorry to brag, but I was 5" at 5'5 when I was 12. How old are you atm?

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Lol oh well i'm just fucking her to pleasure myself i don't give a fuck about her pleasure in any way

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Tfw 7"x6.5"
But am a 5'5 manlet