/r9gay/ - #568

Is it weird that I want to be a cute maid for someone but not in a sexual way?

>accusing random strangers of being mentally ill
yikes, ironic

alright gays heres the current poll for r9gayming
strawpoll.com/ad11c621

>shit at smash bros

I'm not the one user...

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I voted for terraria

All those games are shit

Someone play games with me tonight pls

Minecraft or cod zombies or something :))))))

>terraria is shit

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>pointing out the obvious thing that everyone know's

hownewru

youre shit as well so I guess it fits

>tfw want a quiet and relaxing version of this
Can't do passion anymore but seriously gibs me eternal life and beyond partner

please don't make such awful posts user

Care to explain mah man?

WAN STRATEGY

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>Chad finally understands what getting your heart crushed into tiny pieces feels like

nice

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>tfw used to have this but dropped them because It made me uncomfortable
>NOW tfw incredibly lonely, pathetic and want this back more than anything

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>want to clean musky smelly cock

Do you anons think this is disgusting? I just can't stop thinking about it and it makes me feel bad because it's probably terrible

>no bf to talk mtg spoilers
feela bad man

>tfw no one will truly love me, I'll just be the target of fetishists
Feels bad man

I just got one of those fancy memory foam mattresses that comes in a box and it's pretty great.

I'm sorry for blogging, but I don't have anyone else to talk to. I'm happy because my back feels a lot better now.

I sound like an old man saying I have back problems, but they are so surprisingly common. Maybe I shouldn't be sitting down all day.

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sorry user, i'm here now though! (kii kanna posting till i get a qt bf part 7)

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>I'm happy because my back feels a lot better now.
That's good, fren, I am happy for you.

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Do you need a back massage user?
I've been told I give the best ones. By my sister, don't worry I'm pure.

Blackbot feels. We should just die.

Doesn't make much sense to me tbdesu. There are people who're with their bf because they're tall for example.

Yes please. I actually enjoy massages an unhealthy amount, so it would be most appreciated.

I won't bore you, so take as long as you want.

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Black guys
>fuck off you cant prefer black guys its just a fetish

Also black guys
>you dont like black guys? FUCK OFF RACIST

I have no one to massage me so I'm cursed to forever do stretching exercises but I'd do it for you to cure your back problems!

Because most blacks don't have really attractive faces/bodys and most just don't prefer darker skin in general.

>Also black guys
>you dont like black guys? FUCK OFF RACIST
No, that's just the ignorant ones.

Fuck off niggers desu

>Because most blacks etc.
but what does this have to do with what i said?

Whoops. I guess I misinterpreted your post. Sorry.

Gay blacks are either total weeb bros or weird drag queens, I would like a gay black friend

I'd happily return the favor in that case.

Sometimes I lie against a wall and roll a tennis ball across my back and that helps a bit.

>I would like a gay black friend
H-Hey.

What about your lower back? That's the worst area for me, it's been killing me and stretching doesn't help as much anymore.

>Stuttering
Not you

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Just friends, not boyfriends, sorry

If you were getting ready for a big date and suddenly noticed that all your underwear was gone, save for an extremely baggy pair of boxers covered in holes and a pair of tighty-whities that were just a little too tight, which would you go with for your outfit? Your pants are likely coming off later for a special time, as well, user.

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>having sex
Heathens gtfo

Yeah that's definitely the worst part for me. Some days are better than others I think.

I wish there was some sort of secret remedy we could use for this.

so tell me more about yourself user! i have a small passion for nice manga art and cute boys

what was this post referring to in particular?

My date would probably laugh and make of my little Fruit of the Looms but the humiliation aspect is a huge kink of mine so I would be happy with that. Better sex.

>league got more votes than eldowrito
ugh, okay where are those igns
add me: King Grey

I'll be your not-boyfriend but you have to look at my drawings too

/r9gay/ what would you cook for your bf? or what would you want him to cook for you?

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oh I love cooking
been practicing filet mignon recently

I strictly wear briefs and trunks so I can stomach with some extra-tight tighties.

He cooks for me since I do a lot of cooking for my job. But I give him some surprises every now and then.

A few choice selections from my Natural Harvest cookbook

>live in los angeles
>can't for the life of me find any gay or all male ballet performances

why is the world so sexist? I just want to watch men dance elegantly without women fuckign it up. You'd think this would be something they'd have in LA.

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Male ballet dancers are so hot. They have the biggest asses I have ever seen.

You're in LA, the place where everyone that lives and moves there has a massive ego and stick up their ass thinking they can make it as a famous person.

>tfw about to lose job
>tfw no secure place to live
>tfw family hates me
>tfw no friends
Wish I had a bf so when shit like this happen. I can at least not worry about sleep and focus getting a new job.

What drawings blackanon?

I know. I'm talking to one on tinder right now that re-sparked my interest. Now I'm watching spartacus which is mostly male.

whats that have to do with it?

LA is a poopoo shithole.

Dear Evan Hansen is showing in orange county for the next few weeks I believe

i-if you are looking for someone to see it with I'm available

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just whatever i drew for the day. not that i do it often

>tfw sore as fuck

holy shit tickets are expensive

nvm

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>tfw were not actually gonna play anything

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play soulcalibur with me. right now.

I love getting into bed and warning my feet up. It feels so nice.

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>tfw no sissy anime poster bf

It's not my favorite but I'll play with you.

Anyone else just not that into anal? I mean, the concept behind it is super hot and I love the idea of someone cumming inside of me and claiming me but it is just so much work. My boyfriend and I usually just cuddle, jack/suck off, stick fingers in the booty every other day but we maybe do anal once or twice every three months.

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I don't even like making these posts anymore but I gotta do it.
It's my duty.

Threadly reminder that homosexuality is a mental illness and not a natural sexual orientation.
Being gay causes physical and psychological suffering.
Please consider not being gay to live a more happy and fulfilled life.

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What I made other day. Chicken and sosig with green and red peppers Cajun style. It was alright. The tater tots came out shit tho. Next time I'll deep fry them.

you have sc6 for ps4?

I'm not a sissy. Sorry.

im pretty bad at talking about myself desu. i'm good at answering questions though! uh i'm newly in uni, i spend most of my time inside with vidya or manga and other dumb autist stuff, im a bit smol, and i'm from the us. idk what else to say

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how smol?
is your hair at all like the cute anime boys you post?

I'm worried that most guys here are good-looking but low self esteem which would leave you after you get their confidence up

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Don't worry, I'm a bad-looking but high self esteem person

who is coming to enlist in the military with me /r9gay/

>be me
>talking to potential bf
>really strong feelings for him
>talking to him non-stop in run up to date
>wait for him all day
>finally comes online at 3pm
>chat for a bit
>he disappears for 2 hours
>"sorry user, I was chatting with friends"
>"its okay haha"
>tfw I spent two hours fantasizing about death to escape this lonely hell of a world
>tfw nobody will ever care about me as much as I care about them
>tfw I am probably nothing but an afterthought in everyone else's lives
pic related

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Ive got high self esteem and like the way I look
I just live in a state with active outdoorsy people and im a lazy indoor comfyboy

are you bedposting right now?

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Where are the other UK boys...

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smoller than the average boy, but not too smol. unfortunately i can't pull off the long hair, but i've still gotten a few compliments on my current style. idk how to explain it cuz if I say it's a fade but longer on the top you're definitely going to imagine something that looks very different

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Omegle r9gay tag NOW BOYS

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Interesting, what do you draw, usual anime stuff or other things?

>tfw you care more than he does
thats been my story every online relationship ive had
now I just avoid it cause it hurts too much

I am posting from my bed, yes!

south coast reporting in

>tfw your only option is online relationships

what about when your feet get too hot?

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>tfw still no soft fleshed bf

same I just accepted loneliness and hang out in gay threads haha