Unrealistic new years resolutions

>100k salary job by end of year
>lose enough weight to become cute trap
>get at least two guys to jack off to my boybutt
who else set themselves up for failure?

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Wanna cut the last one in half right now bb? ;^)

you will likely never be a cute trap sorry op. the hot ones have high estrogen and have been skinny all their lives or are on hrt from a young age. godspeed though

i-i'm scared my butt is really flat and unappealing like me

i'm turning 24 very soon as well. it's a losing battle.

Ah, but it's still a butt - I'll give it a go!

i'm sorry i can't get a good pic of it.
it's hairy and flat :c

It can be shaved, and a few squats every day should totally fix the flat part

Id love to use you to get off user, maybe we'll find eachother in another thread another day~

you WILL NEVER PASS
you WILL MOST LIKELY GO BALD AT SOME POINT IN YOUR LIFE

i know...
oreganokl

just be a qt femboi instead of a trap

Unrealistic for my situation in my country:
>36k job (my currency)
>driver license (crowd panic)
>gf (I'm a repelent, the only girl who wanted to talk to me was my sisters friend, my sister hate because neet, girl never talked in meet me before)
>friends irl (just two online male friends)
>mentally healthy mother
>not violent acting father (he used to punch me with close fists in my head when I was a kid with a crazy looking, now he is old and just yell like maniac when he gets slightly angry)
>My other brothers and sisters talks friendly to me
My own howse
Thats it, don't worry, I just didn't find a good spot to hang yet, goodnight

Live by myself and be financially independent.

>finish uni this semester (not going to happen)
>lose more weight

>lose virginity
>tfw never going to happen

I-its a bit embarrassing to say this but I've been spending the last half hour trying to get a good pic of my butt uwu
Pic related is as close as I could get.

That's a bit hard as well

What country? Good luck!

I know these feels. We'll make it. 2019 is a very special year uwu

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I honestly don't even think about it anymore, I rarely even talk to people anymore because it's all so pointless, the thought of a relationship seems like something literally alien

>We'll make it.
I won't I'm already planning to kill myself

Cute butt user. No homo.

>go on a date with a guy
>go on a date with a girl
>weigh 115 lbs by years end
>get a bf/gf
>suck a guys cock to see if I like it
Just modest things mostly :/

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nice ass t. a fag

>100k job
>trap

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t-thanks...

why so? what's been going on?

is 115lbs going up or going down? my goal is 120 lbs going down uwu

whats wrong with that baka?

going down desu. hungry right now due to cutting calories
are you also looking for a bf?

nice trips
>are you also looking for a bf?
not really. i have really bad social anxiety and i'm afraid to get close to people

aww
I was the same for my whole life
I just turned 25 and I need to get moving if I ever want to have a nice experience with someone~
I mean, do you like guys though? You already got compliments in this thread so I think people like you :)

user you have nothing to worry about. You have a very nice booty!

i need to fix myself before i depend on other people for emotional support. i'm a very emotionally draining person
>do you like guys though?
i like cute boys but i'm a KV neet tho so i don't have any redeeming qualities

ooh ok
personally I like masculine guys and feminine girls
I hate being bi sometimes :/

are you the god of trips?
i want to suck a dick but i'm afraid because my mouth is small and i've never done it before
having a femboy lovingly take me in his mouth is my fantasy

get a gf

obviously not original

>120lbs
how tall are you user?

have fun with that AIDS, hope you like spreading the curse

5'9"
originally a manlet of course

oh
if I were into femboys more I totally would~
its ok though. we'll both find someone eventually!

>Get a bf/gf (probably gf because all of the guys I know aren't LGBT) who's not crazy
>Do well on all, or at least most, of my exams

i'm not really attractive once you see my face you'll be very much unattracted uwu

i am filled with J E A L OU S Y

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I decided that the only thing I want to do is find someone who really loves me. I've been holding out for years waiting to meet a special person, but that hasn't happened, and I'm becoming so old.

So I guess I am following the angsty Patrick Henry plan.

cause i'm tall or short uwu?

that's a nice ass
orignainlli

Once you realize that you dont pass, and that you just look like a fat ugly autist in a dress then you'll probably kill yourself. Nothing of value will be lost.

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my only resolution was to not play gta5 since i have like a thousand hours and to play other games instead but i failed on the first day wow it was a half assed resolution anyways.

short user, its hard to trap or femboy when your taller than most people

Wew
Show boypussy and I might blow my first load of the year

t-thanks
bussy is very hairy, i'm a bit insecure about it.

how tall are you?

6 foot 1ish, great height to be straight with, not so great high for gay bottoming

hairy bussies are best bussies.
post it

I've already done that third one 5 times over, it's easy because guys are horny

hm, for fem/trap life it would be hard, but i'm sure someone out there would want to top a tall boi

too scared it took me too long to post the first one

i'm really bad at taking pictures too tho

>lose enough weight to become cute trap
Good luck with that. Enjoy suicide after 39 once you realize no one will ever love a mutilated freak.

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