"...I mean, he's never brought a girl home so yeah, he's probably a fagg - oh son...didn't hear you come in."

I never brought a girl home because we live in a tiny fucking house and you two retards neither knock or ever leave the house.

Yeah, I used to get this a lot

>about to go out with loser group of guy friends and play poker for the third night in a row
>mom waiting by the door
>"you're going out again? it's not like you to go out so often"
>"yeah just seeing some friends"
>"...is there something you want to tell me user..?"

Just because I'm not interested in romantic relationships and only hang out with guys doesn't mean I'm gay fuck off mom why do you even care

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I hate this so much.
I don't care if my parents think I'm a loser who can't get a gf, but I can't bear the thought of them thinking I'm a disgusting fucking faggot.

>Be me
>Go over to this 8/10 house

There are a lot of steps you left out here. How exactly did you become comfortable enough with the woman to spend time alone with her?

well if he just stood in front of the front door she'd have no way of escape.

What I don't get about this is that parents tend to do it twice as much when it's REALLY FUCKING OBVIOUS why no girls would be interested in their son. Like, when no one who's ever met him has any doubt that no one on Earth finds him attractive.

>Gee our son who looks like Napoleon Dynamite has never had a girlfriend. Why, he MUST be gay!

No, parents. If your son is hot, and dresses well, and goes to the gym four times a week, and stars in plays at his college, and has no girlfriend - THEN it makes sense to wonder if he's gay.

I'm 90% certain my grandfather thought I was gay. Never talked about girls, never brought them over and the one time a couple of my "girl" friends came over to get out of the Sun I got embarrassed, started crying and jumped my back fence. Real shame he died before I actually brought a girl home forreal.

spending time alone with women is not particularly hard if you can get conversation going, the tough part is getting them to see you in a sexual way

now listen here you boomer fuck

That's really the next incel rage killing we need to see.

We need someone to kill their parents, and then kill a whole building full of their parents' friends, and when their manifesto is discovered it says that they did it because their parents were fucking stupid enough to mistake "being a loser" for "being a faggot".

We need to put the fear of God in parents to get them to stop doing this shit.

no, my parents know that i'm not gay. back when i was in the 5th grade mom brought home a computer from work(windows 98). i found a picture of a some naked girl. i would play around with goo program. i told some girl at the hospital about having sex with a girl at work.

The gf I had before this one was a Asian 8/10
>Met her at the mall joking about Asians eating dogs while she gave me three different plates of teriyaki
>Says if you really want to find a cook she could come over after her shift was done.
>She comes over and I proceed to fuck the shit out of her half covered in the teryaki she was cooking me
>She tasted like teryaki sauce and yellow fever
>First girl to give me a foot job and get me into boob jobs.
>Funny cause she was really flat chested.
>Proceeds to pour sauce all over my dick everytime she blows or fucks me like her gimmick
>Loves fat guys she says after we had fucked at her place
>Still miss her

Fucking THIS bro

You're describing Ed Kemper, the most robot of serial killers.