Femanon here. I want to help you get a girlfriend. Let's start with the basics.. I know people here will say that I look for the perfect guy but I can assure you 99% of girls have these super basic red flags: >overweight >lives with his parents >doesn't shower every day >doesn't do any sports >stays at home during weekends >can't drive >if can drive, doesn't own a car (except if he lives in the core of a city) >doesn't have a job or isn't a student >if he has a job, he doesn't have a full time job >if he is a student, he has bad/under average grades >doesn't keep his house/apartment tidy and clean >spends more than 2 hours a day on a computer
I obviously have more red flags but if you can't afford to maintain these ridiculously low standards don't expect to get a girlfriend
The red flags for boys troll really is a lost art.
Cameron Barnes
You put some completely ok shit in the middle of actual red flags
Kayden Reyes
>overweight not overweight >lives with his parents i own a house >doesn't shower every day i shower once a week >doesn't do any sports i do intense cardio, yoga and dance >stays at home during weekends im always outside walking >can't drive i walk/bike >if can drive, doesn't own a car (except if he lives in the core of a city) wat >doesn't have a job or isn't a student jobs are for losers >if he has a job, he doesn't have a full time job jobs are losers >if he is a student, he has bad/under average grades education kills creativity >doesn't keep his house/apartment tidy and clean i dont own a bed, sleep on the floor. I don't have much furniture at all. >spends more than 2 hours a day on a computer i spend 3 hours a day on the computer. But i dont use it for social media or entertainment
Hudson Green
>more than 2 hours a day You know the average is 14, right?
Charles Cruz
Bait but I will chomp Red flag for me >Overweight >Cold >Fall for others gossip and never seek the truth Thats it.
So I work all fucking week and I'm not even allowed to stay home and relax on the weekend?
Die, roastie.
John Gonzalez
My redflags as a man I forgot to say
Hunter Gutierrez
you are a man larping please fuck right off
Henry Torres
Ugh I bet youre /not like other girls/ either
Fuck off they dont want your advice
Nolan Rodriguez
>overweight I'm lanky af >lives with his parents in hs still so ye >doesn't shower every day i'm not disgusting so I shower daily >doesn't do any sports play tennis, run, and work out >stays at home during weekends I get out frequently so >can't drive i can >if can drive, doesn't own a car (except if he lives in the core of a city) don't own a car cuz hs >doesn't have a job or isn't a student am student >if he has a job, he doesn't have a full time job n/a >if he is a student, he has bad/under average grades get As and Bs >doesn't keep his house/apartment tidy and clean clean person >spends more than 2 hours a day on a computer and i was doing so well at this list...
Grayson Kelly
>i do intense cardio, yoga and dance >im always outside walking >i walk/bike >i shower once a week
it's actually gross that you do that much physical activity and still only shower once every 7 days.
Chase Smith
>i shower once a week
Grow the fuck up
Jose Robinson
No katter what my life is like, I've realized that I'll never get women for one simple reason. I don't think that I deserve to be with women. What's more, I don't think it is a logical possibility. With those two things seen as truths by my subconscious, and with my appearance being average, it's pretty much ensured that I won't get laid again, or even see a girl's boobs because she wanted me to see them I really need to accept buddhism man, it's the only way I'll be happy
Jaxon Garcia
Oh and hot tip, if someone likes you for you, they dont give a shit about any of those things, and if they do theyre not worth it
Christopher Perry
Don't listen to this femtard, I would date a guy with more than half of these flags and I'm an 8/10, a lot of girls would, be a passionate individual and ur bound to get some based bitches.
am overweight, thought dad bod was a thing, losing weight too difficult do live with my parents, fuck buying a house or paying for my own apartment at the moment. do shower daily fuck sports fuck leaving the house when I work all week can drive and have a car have a full time job. entry level though. i dropped out of college cause fuck that i keep my room clean because I barely leave the house. would keep it cleaner if I was living alone. I spend like 14 hours a day on electronics if I get the option.
Ethan Nguyen
I know this is a (you) thread but you can have it anyway >overweight Not even >lives with his parents it's literally okay when females do it >doesn't shower every day who wouldn't >doesn't do any sports I exercise three times a week >stays at home during weekends I have an online hobby >can't drive Have been on my opens for 3 years now >if can drive, doesn't own a car (except if he lives in the core of a city) Own a car >doesn't have a job or isn't a student Student and casual job, I make enough money from my online stuff >if he has a job, he doesn't have a full time job unga bunga man have resources, me want and take resources >if he is a student, he has bad/under average grades Above average >doesn't keep his house/apartment tidy and clean I actually do >spends more than 2 hours a day on a computer I'm required to to get any work done. Especially during uni
Low-tier projection thread, try a different format
Zachary Roberts
>Dont be a fat unhygeinic neet >bait You guys realize this is also what employers, friends, and anyone else looks for. But also I spend all my time on a computer bc CS job and anime with gf.
