Good evening friendos and welcome for the Frogs and Feels Tavern is now open for the night! How are you all holding up in the new year so far? Tonight we have a special on vodka mixers so come on in, grab a seat, and tell your ole barkeep and fellow anons what's on your mind!
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I'll take some sweet tea no alcohol though I'm still sick and took a lot of cold medicine. I want to make more money this year barkeep so I can move out of my parents house w/ my girlfriend but I get so terrified whatever I create outside of mt regular job will be shit I hardly start differnet projects. I gotta nut up I guess. Sorry to annoy you.
I'll have a shot of whisky and keep it coming. I hope my liver doesn't fail last blood test showed that my liver enzymes were high =/
Hey jac how's your shift go in?
Goin'
Here's your sweet tea man. You should create a budget followed by a savings plan that details your expenses now vs when you move out. Have you been looking at how much it would cost to move out?
Not Jac but I am having a pleasant night. How are you?
let me get a pint of draft beer barkeep. something local. feeling like shit since i swore off drinking during the weekday for this year but am back at it already
What are we drinking for today?
I made chili relleno for my friend
She loved it!
Why did you choose that as your resolution? Is it that bad of a problem? If so, I can get you a soda or water on the house
thanks for caring barkeep. its definitely a problem. been so for years now. god i wish i could just get a coke instead but fuck if i dont find myself in front of a mug of beer or a bottle of wine near every night
I'll take something hard, give me your best friendo. Y'know, I've been flipping burgers for two years and finally am pushing to get assistant manager position, but to tell you the truth I just want to switch over and become a waiter or tender like you and make bank on tips. But, I don't think I got what it takes for the hospitality required. I don't want to get dropped for being too 'tistic, which would be giving away my decent job rn (which is free food, few bucks above minimum, consistent schedule, hours worth extra in tips)
I have an excel sheet and everything. Our budget is about 130k but we'll buy anything cheaper that isn't a dilapidated shithole or in the hood. It's just a bit stressful living at home and I want more money so I can help out my friends more and treat my girlfriend more. I make about 50k a year takehome.
>50229677
also thanks for the sweet tea
hey man not the barkeep and i dont know anything abot your financial/social situation but i hope you are smart about helping your friends out. good luck with your gf and i hope 2019 is good for both of you
>be 32yo
>live with parents because can't get any work
>waiting until 8 am ( now is 7 am)
>can't go on kitchen until 8 am to eat because parents sleep and they don't like sound noice.
>don't want to post in tavern threads when I am drunk because I actually have real booze
>don't want to post sober because its a larp
>want to come to the tavern regardless
This is better than real life normiebars but I've just conditioned myself to think everything I do is wrong. I'll just take whiskey with some cherries and lime juice, fuck it if it's even a thing.
A glass of Murphey's please.
I'm tellin ya pal I'm gonna be leaving this old town someday. Any day now I'll get my v-card swiped and I'm outta here for good.
I met this girl on tinder who seems nice; tried to meet her for lunch 3 times but she cancelled on me each time. Never texted me first either but she's still the best option I got right now.
thanks. I'm careful with it. I gave one friend 300 dollars so he could buy a drum kit so he could go on tour because he came up short.
Having worked at the front desk of a major hotel you get verbally abused and that fucked with me mentally so I always advise separation from the customer as much as possible if you can but it's up to you. Oh yeah hope you like malort ;)
damn well good luck to then man. Hope it all works out and you find the perfect home
A glass of pic related if you have any, barkeep. It's been mediocre so far. Other than dealing with oneitis it's been uneventfull, hope you've been well
If it makes you feel any better I always at least have a drink while making/contributing these threads. Who cares if its a larp?
Not sure if this is what you want but here you are man. And don't worry you'll get of out of that town but don't think you have to lose your virginity for that to happen. Do what's best for yourself first and the rest will come
I've been alright so far but nothing of note has happened yet. Thanks for asking
Just got done with working 6 days in a row. Have lots of grad school homework the next couple of days so trying to enjoy tonight
hey jack, I'll have a Budweiser please mate
Hope you can enjoy your night in peace user
Fuck man have some time to yourself. You deserve it
here ya go buddy
When you become an adult, your job BECOMES your life. You can either read marx and drop out of society or embrace it and become a blood sucking capitalist. I chose the latter.
Cheers jack, how you doing by the way
I underestimated you mr tender
why not just save up and go to mexico or something
>Who cares if its a larp?
I guess I don't anymore. Escapism is escapism.
Nah I want to stay in America and save western civilization. The nation and culture my ancestors created is too precious to throw away for petty hedonism. My blood is here. I might not die with money but I will die with my pride. Fuck anything else.
Why not just kill yourself so you don't have to eat scorpions, get your head cut off and shit your brains out from dirty water. Just let them take this shit country. How is this the best it gets?
Lemme get some sweet tea, man.
Well my one friend told me he can't move out after he finishes college so now I'm right fucked. I'm getting kicked out of the place I live in april. How does one find roommates?
You're a jew. A dumb one at that which is actually in it's own way impressive, but not unexplainable. They made it so people like you would be more proliferant.
I'm only 20, am I even allowed in this establishment? I want to buy booze so bad, it's not fair
nah I'm not jewish I'm southern italian and irish. so basically a nigger =P
I'll have a shot of whiskey. I wan't to kill myself because of the passing of my girlfriend
Have a fake drink, lord knows you'll regret putting back the real ones in the future.
I am going to have to ask you gentleman to leave. You're disturbing our patrons
>southern italian and irish
I'm northern italian and irish so i'm basically a jew but so is every christboo
please i have nothing out there, the sissy crackheads keep following me home
Heya barkeep. A Long Island, if you could, and keep 'em coming.
I'm feeling demoralized creatively and romantically.
>creatively
I made a quick little short film while I was in Florida (was under a time crunch since I was only there for like 4 days) that mainly consisted of me talking to a different version of myself through some fun little editing tricks. I enjoyed writing it, shooting it, and editing it, but now that it's almost finished and I watch it back, I'm sick to my fucking stomach. The dialogue is cringey and bland, my acting fucking sucks, and the shots (while pretty) are static and boring. Not even the editing makes it look good because the sound is trash. It makes me think about how proud of it I was when I wrote it, and how looking back it's a script that means absolutely fucking nothing.
>romantically
It hit me today that I've got entirely unrealistic expectations for a girl that doesn't even text me. She's a coworker, really pretty, but we don't work together too often. I asked her to a movie that's showing at the theater we work at, she said yes but I assumed she took it as a friends thing. That was fine with me up until we started talking at work kinda regularly and I was picking up on some serious vibes. Now I'm overanalyzing every interaction with a girl who in all likelyhood doesn't give a fuck about me beyond friendly banter. We haven't gone to that movie yet due to Christmas season hitting like a deadbeat dad, but she likes to mention that we have plans to do it.
everyone is a jew in some way or another desu famalamalamlam
It's a BAR
You looking for a new roommate or a new place? Craigslist is a classic but that gets kinda sketch though it has worked for me in the past
The town was a metaphor for Jow Forums
not chinkies, and it's not an excuse
curb your judaism
Shit dude what happened? Here these are on the house and I'll even take one with you
You can't rush art man. Something like that can't be rushed and shit out on demand because it takes time to develop and refine
Hey, I couldn't help but overhear. If you want I can give some thoughts on your film.
>romantically
You couldn't imagine how close of feels those are to me, except I don't actually work at a theater and just ask on friendly terms. Ended up she actually did have feelings, but due to circumstances and my tism, I ghosted and switched jobs, but I switched more because of all my coworkers snooping and my manager getting infuriatingly personal about it.
Both. I'm sick of living with my useless mother and I want to go to a school that's out of town. Craigslist is super sketch, isn't there a more modern way?
>more modern way
only thing I can think of is facebook. My sister did something like that when she was in school but I don't know how it works exactly
God Bless.
Yeah, I don't fucking know. A lot of it is just not being able to like coordinate people, which is pretty much the ONLY thing you need to do as a director. I'm just trying to establish a workflow for myself that makes sense so when I can actually hire people or trick them into working I can make it smooth.
It's still on my computer which is acting like a little bitch so I can't really pull it up. I'm phoneposting atm.
But yeah, nice to know I'm not alone in that regard. It's just...sometimes I get vibes, and she clearly likes me as a friend. I just can't tell if it's anything more. I'm gonna see if we can establish an actual day for that movie next time I can see her. Fuck it.
>dream about my onetis from 8 years ago
>in my dream my friends from that period is there aswell
Now I feel old and like shit
>Facebook
Damn. If only I was a normie.
Got a coin for the juke: youtube.com
Just take it slow. After we watched the movie we got food, and what led to us beginning to realize is that, while I was talking about how good my shake was, I somehow unintentionally made it sound like I was asking if she wanted to try. When she did, how she did it made it pretty clear she was into me and we might've actually brought it out then, but I was lucky and employee of place right then called me over for this payment mistake which took 10 minutes and then we left. Difference is my intention was to make friends, but I could see myself getting with her, while she was a bit more introverted than I'd like.
One whisky on the rocks please
Serve me your finest whiskey op, I feel lost.
Fair points, my guy. I'm trying to just forget about it, even re-downloaded tinder, but it nags at me every time I think about it. She's the closest thing I have to a lead on losing my virginity this year, and if I don't...man, idk what I'll do.
Anyways, dig the song and dig you avatarfagging as the Hotel Dusk guy. Shit was fire as a kid, though i don't remember much of it now.
Hey barkeep, I have an odd request for you. In college I created a strong shot:
>half everclear
>half Blue100.
>If you don't have Blue100, Rumplemintz will work too.
Its called the Moody Blues. That and a cheap beer please.
For old times sake.
>things I'm pretty sure would fucking kill me
Damn, I'm gonna need to try that next time I go out.
Give me some egg nog with alcohol mixed in, whatever it's called I want that
I got a question for ya Mack, I'm kind of something of a normie in that I go outside, have responsiiblies, have friends and all the rest but I'm wondering
Are real life emotions with people real? I've never seen someone express any serious emotion towards me, not like how I see on tv shows and movies and stuff
I wonder if maybe I'm just not a real person to people, just some guy who occasionally jokes or says something, but nothing interesting or improtant
Well if you're coworkers it might be weird if you drop out and start ignoring her, so you mineaswell go and force yourself to think of it as friends. That's what I mean by be slow. Personally I think tinder's a waste of time. Look around outside before you resort to that. By the way I'm not some chad, also khv, so take that as you will.
I'll have a kamikaze
Im looking to move out so i can be closer to uni. The problem is that im looking at 850-1000 + for just a room. I dont know what im going to do.
Something to help me deal with this Tonsillitis, mate. After 24 years on this shit earth I think I finally met someone, but my paranoid brain is telling me everything it can to keep me away from her. Maybe you could spike my drink with something too?
What's up barkeep! I started drinking again a few weeks back, pour me a molson pronto. I'm back on my home board (Jow Forums) and I spent the last two days drinking inordinate amounts of caffeine, writing shell scripts, and poring over documentations. This is the best I've felt in literal years. New semester at Uni tomorrow too. Who else /feelinggood/?