Does anyone else take pleasure in being an asshole to others? In real life I mean.
My life is shit and I hate everyone so I take pleasure in every little petty act of contempt I can.
When I go to the grocery store I purposely go to the counter, having everything checked out, and just before I pay I make sure to go back and get one more item that I "forgot", making them wait 5 minutes and holding up the line. Even longer if it's a roastie behind me.
If I don't plan on returning to the store I simply walk out and don't come back. Other times I go to stores that don't accept EBT and argue with them over it, just for the hell of it. Sometimes I go to the same stores multiple times to do it. If they call me out I'd say I have metal issues and they're shaming me for it.
When I go back to my apartment I make sure to trail snow/dirt all over the floor so they have to clean more. Bonus if I can step in dog shit. I go to McDonalds and purposely ask for a complicated order and when they get it wrong I demand a free meal as compensation, being I happened to be "allergic" to those pickles. Either that or a lawsuit.
I go through the phonebook and call random people at night, sometimes I'm silent, other times I say in a really eerie voice, "HHHHHHH aa HHHH I'm watching yooooou." Freaks them the fuck out. They can't trace me because of Skype.
When my downstairs neighbor takes showers I flush the toilet on purpose so it burns him. I give homeless people money covered in my own shit.
All because I got bullied in school and my dad never loved me. Feels good.
Being rude to single mom's is my thing. Ignoring their spawn pisces them off so much. Oh and random times being a dick. Feels good man, It's just paying society forward for how I was treated.
Brandon Young
I wipe my boogers on things a lot of the time.
Noah Garcia
I miss being you, now I'm just preparing for that final sleep, train's on the way in a few days.
>Does anyone else take pleasure in being an asshole to others? In real life I mean.
No. Talking to me online would make you think I'm way more pessimistic or rude than I really am irl. I don't enjoy being rude to people for no reason. At best I might be brief when I'm in a bad mood but I won't go out of my way to be an ass.
Gavin Hernandez
I channel that energy into actually be nice to others, however bad they are to me. If you can ease someone's pain or help them out there's less suffering going around. I actually believe this. If I must suffer at least I can do my best not to become a contemptuous person. Its small victories but it helps ease my pain as well.
I understand, if I'm in a bad mood I don't do the usual conversational filler stuff like ''hey how are ya'' or ''have a nice one'' or ''nice to see you'' or ''so how was your weekend?'' and other play theory bullshit. People say so much useless stuff.
Jordan Rivera
no not really, making other people upset and uncomfortable, acting petty etc creates a negative feedback loop that sinks you deeper into the void. you should try being nice instead, a lot of people got bullied and had shit fathers, its not unusual, in the end you're the captain of your soul, you choose to be shitty when you can be otherwise so that's a bad excuse.
Lucas Williams
The amount of effort we do put into useless formalities and how much we're effected by it is staggering.
Parker Murphy
one day someone's gonna curb stomp your empty fucking skull
Brandon Ortiz
The worst thing is when you are actually like this and people still think your an asshole just because youre less social and habe one of deese negativ faces you knaw. Sometimes wish I could be a straight up dick so people would see the contrast and stop talking shit.
Nathan Rodriguez
You're a good person, user. It's hard not to become jaded and bitter eventually.
Juan Moore
it may seem insane, user, but being nice to people feels so much better. Nothing can replace the feeling of being genuinely nice and strangers respecting you. Don't be an asshole, user, just because your life is shitty doesn't mean everyone else's has to be.
Mason Cox
unironicaIIy based and redpilled
Christopher Gonzalez
I'm the exact opposite, while I certainly don't go out of my way to be nice and helpful I act very kind and courteous to most everyone, if only out of self interest.
Wooooow anons you're all sooooo edgy OMG!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE ARE LIVING PEOPLE THIS EDGY!!! IT'S UNBELIEVABLE!!!
Nolan Moore
Japanese people should have never made anime
Isaac Gray
When I go to store on weekends, I wish good weekend for cashier expressionless, then wait a moment and give them a slight smirk and back to poker face and walk out
Oh absoloutely, but the gratification comes from somewhere else.
When I succeed in pissing off someone to such an extent that they get violent, or are just visibly annoyed, I feel some kind of satisfaction in being hated. Maybe the idea that someone else finds me as insufferable as I find myself brings some sort of comfort.
Yeah I love being a racist even though I don't really have any pure hatred for any race or religion. I just think its pretty entertaining and no one can do anything about it with me because I am bigger and stronger than the vast majority of males in my country and we have no hate speech laws either.
Benjamin Cruz
I agree they didnt get nuked enough
Dominic Price
I don't think they were pumping out anime before the nukes. Perhaps we overdid it.
Ethan Cruz
so ultimately you're doing it so you can feel good about yourself
I'm just neutral, no particular good or bad reaction towards anyone. I only show kindness to those who need it, or deserve it. And i'm only an asshole to those who deserve it.
Jace Carter
>I have metal issues and they're shaming me for it
This is the only chance white people have now.
If you are a hill billy from bum fuck nowhere no one will care for your disadvantages in life and you are on of the few groups it is politically correct to poke fun at.
Not easy for middle class white male either not actively discriminated against but advantages given to all other groups amount to the same effect
Brandon Lopez
Sometimes I'll be really nice to people and other times I'll be really cruel. I find fun in both.
I really like giving people shit advice, like when they're miserable and looking for some kind of comfort I tell them they just need to improve their personality and stop trying and they'll get what they want. It's so funny hearing about a girl who cant find work is about to be evicted and tell her that the problem is she's too entitled to a job and if she was just herself more then jobs would come to her.
Christopher Mitchell
>Surely this cannot possibly ever end poorly
Parker Martinez
Everything you just said about shit advice, this is a reminder: many people legitimately do what you said you do, but they think it's actually helpful or good instead of just being edgy.
Jackson Garcia
Racism jokes and banter are no problem at all imo. Discrimination based on race is a whole other issue, unfortunately racist jokes have fallen victim to this.
At least we still have Homer Simpson on TV so we can make racist jokes about white Americans
Asher Cruz
That's where the humor comes from. You take superficial relationship advice that people tend to throw out when they dont care except you apply it to everything.
>cant get a job Stop being entitled and desperate >struggle financially >get a better personality >boyfriend looking at porn and you dont like it Stop feeling entitled to his body >failed a course at uni Just be yourself
Henry Martinez
>That's where the humor comes from Does it?
Joseph Gutierrez
Its not just jokes though. Like for example I called a fella I work with a nigger a few weeks ago and he started chimping out but I just explained to him that Europeans don't have the same slavery/racial discrimination guilt that Americans have over that word, plus since he himself was fresh off the boat from Africa, the word would have zero meaning to him or his ancestors. So the only reason he was chimping out is because of an adopted American nigger culture that isn't even his.
Easton Rivera
Same here. Blatantly unoriginal.
John Hughes
No. But sometimes i come across as an asshole when i dont intend to be.
Nolan Martin
>my life is shit because of others >this is a negative thing >I will just do the same thing and become the thing I hate
You're just uninformed kids
Blake Barnes
you're pathetic but id be lying if I didn't find this hilarious
