Tfw no qt russian bf to snuggle with and drink vodka

tfw no qt russian bf to snuggle with and drink vodka

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>tfw no qt russian bf to snuggle with and drink vodka

faggot

Let me know if one pops up and is interested in chinks. Thanks

Ugly Russian bf here, I don't let my gf drink anything stronger than Champaign. I don't like to snuggle unless we gonna be making out.

I'm female
they don't like my kind either
sad

Called me?

>be me

>amerifag

>drinking vodka all night flirting with traps on \b\

>want to kill myself

yes be my bf and teach me russian.

I will drink votka with you brate

I'm not attracted to men and men pretending to be women.

Where are you from?
>t.russian living in germanistan

disgusting
russian boys like me don't like americans

I'll stick to my own kind bitch

I'm not a man or a girl(male) or any thing with a penis.
Usa

Why not move to russia lots of qt russian guys there

i am a dumb spic

russian mam here
i dont like brown girl, sorryy

THERE'S TRAPS ON /B/?

I suffer from the same condition compadre

I also speak Spanish.

Be my gf, spasiva

Bulgarian fag who drinks a shit load of Rakja here.

Ok
I figured
I'm not exactly brown but it's understandable
What do you mean?
You're Russian and you speak Spanish?
only if you are pure
hmm Bulgarians aren't as cute

>You're Russian and you speak Spanish?
Yes and I like fair skinned latinas to the boot.

porque aprendiste espanol? que interesante. cuantos idiomas hablas? me gustaria aprender ruso; hablo cuatro idiomas.

Por vivir en un pais hispanohablante.

Oh, I see. That's pretty cool.

If you ever want to impress a russian guy learn to cook russian food

I'm the russian guy and I agree.

Is that all I need?

You need to be feminine, take care of yourself and also be completely loyal.

Well I'm saving myself until marriage and I work out pretty often. I dress feminine but my I'm fairly tomboyish.

Robots don't have high standards anyway but you gotta at least look like you're more of a girl than he is. I personally can't stand girls with unkept nails and fingers.

Oh, well, I shower everyday and my hair is long-ish. I don't wear makeup but I grow my nails out long and paint them. Perhaps physically I'm very feminine but personality wise not very much.

What are you even doing here? You sound like marriage material.

I'm crippingly shy and awkward. I also really like russian men and stuff but I'm not their type, usually. I try to avoid poo skins since they usually complain about a lot of silly things.

Literally all my gfs have been light skinned, westernized latinas. They're basically the perfect women right now.

well, that gives me hope then. I didn't know they were seen as such

>the petite physique of an asian but with actual curves
>the femininity and cuteness of an asian without the shovel face
>generally intelligent and has interests, not an insectoid like asians and not involved in retarded leftist shit like most whites
>libido that actually fucking works, not a starfish
>can cook
>takes care of her appearance
>has feelings unlike asians and most whites
What not to like?