Choice Thread

Can we get a good ol choice thread going?

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Purple pill. Would use it to rob places.

Brown pill. Say "I'm omnipotent"

Purple would also mean I won't stay a virgin

green pill, cuz save gas money

the orange pill, absolutely

Brown Pill is overpowered. You can have every single pill's ability and can also remove the cons. You are basically God.

green pill ofc dojss

Brown pill and just give myself the other powers.

what is the cool-down on these powers

Brown (with plothole) > Black > Green > Purple = Orange > Blue > Red > Yellow > Brown (without plothole) > Gray

Green or brown. Teleportation to anywhere is great regardless of the time it takes and brown is potentially the best, but it's a bit too vague compared to green for me to outright know that.

Brown pill is overpowered.
"I ate all the pills."

Orange has the most potential. I can beat any casino, have a huge advantage in combat or sports, and I can avoid most accidents.

brownboys where we at

brown pill
>im omnipotent
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaAAAAA

this. the con isnt even that bad tbqh. just add a "with no repercussions" to the end of every request and ur good 2 go

You realize that the purple pill is god tier? Its on another level completely.

With brown pill you can say "I also swallowed the purple pill with no drawbacks" and you'd own it.
Brown is OP, pls nerf

post more choice images

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what kind of absolute baboon would pick anything other than green or brown?

I'd choose black but I think stealing won't be fun anymore then Id choose purple just cause fuck it

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how much of a cool down period is there between uses though?

none i guess

so then you can just keep using the red and blue pill right after the last one ends as long as you wait >0 seconds

Brown pill, say I have all the powers I want and they become true without cons

if youve got a good reaction time

Green, orange, and black pills are incredibly useful.

What a fucking gay image. Who's the idiotic faggot that made this bullshit and thought any of it made sense?

For the red pill the stupid faggot decided its limitation would be that you can only fly for one minute, but then the brown pill you can literally change the fabric of reality?

Anyone with any critical thinking ability should choose the brown pill because it allows you to have literally every other pill along with it; all you have to do is say it.

OP are you the autistic faggot that made this image? Kill yourself if you are.

Brown cuz duh, purpe is 2nd, then black and fuck the others

>OP are you the autistic faggot that made this image?
no :(
i just like choice threads

don't listen to him op. i lkie your thread. keep up the good work.

Yeah di thus

Nigger, changing the fabric of reality comes with unknown consequences. That's the downside. You never know what awful things could come from your choices. Say you decide to kill off all non whites, imagine the chaos that would cause when a huge portion of the world just disappears. You obviously think any choice you would make would be flawless, but we all know you're a dumb cunt.

I always take invisibility for perving purposes, I guess since it doesn't mention a cooldown I'll only be flickering into the visible spectrum for a second every 5 minutes so better than it seems, even if someone catches you multiple times they'll just think they're losing their minds.

Purple pill.
>not a single other JoJo reference itt
Im dissapointed. Someone make the reference to the orange pill pls.

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BROWN

then deliberately fuck everything up

>pick brown pill
>say "everything is relative"
>universe implodes

but everything is relative?

Don't have many, but have a gummy worm

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much appreciated user
glitch or laced are winners here

Have a long CYOA

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laced, glitch, flavorless, thc in that order

>pick brown pill
>say I am a fucking retard
>nothing changes

Brown pill is the most OP
>I can do X
>Have the ability to do X
>Can change history
>Can straight up erase people/things

Shut your whore mouth you faggot brainlet. Just because you go about life making stupid decisions without any thought to their repurcussions doesn't mean everyone else does. Enjoy your 1 minute of flight while I go to the Andromeda galaxy and fuck some aliens.

I'd easily be able to survive with having points left too. but i'd be bored the entire time cause all the entertaining stuff sucks.

Red, orange, or green.
With red, what happens when a minute runs out? Do you just fall out of the sky?

Flavorless or nectarine tomato worm.

Fine dining, coffee, hygiene products, pool, medical, regular shower, unlimited books, pet, nice bed, computer.

Orange pill could make you a successful investor. Wall Street, here I come

or better wish to be omniscient so your so smart you know what your request well do either there good or bad or how do avoid making bad requests

am pick purple ? its op to

>Brown pill
>"I have the powers granted by the X pills I want"
Any other possible changes and then just state
>"Brown pill stopped working"
Bam, you beat the system.

Green pill is nice when party is over and there's still 2 hours left till public transportation opens

Take all of them yo

Orange pill. With brown pill I could alter reality and technically the makeup of the universe. I'd have to constantly watch what I say so I don't accidentally end the world

>take brown pill
>"brown pill doesn't work"

what will happen?

Smart, don't age and small kitchen + fine dining.

Get out as a fucking genius with no real time investment done, bodyweight exercises will keep me relatively fit. This is of course only if the smart option actually increases intelligence.

The purple pill combines the blue and green ones for all intents and purposes.
I'd choose red. I have the "ability to land safely" so the minute isn't the flight time I'm restricted to, it's just the time I have to ascend and gain speed. I can wear a wingsuit and glide for miles once it wears off.

Or you could just steal money with the black pill?

id choose the black pill, alternatively if i didnt have a stand, id choose the purple pill

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MY FIRST WISH WOULD BE omniscient so i would never make mistakes and know the consequences of my request so i wont make
bad ones

thank god there is another time stopping gentleman here

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Green has no downsides so that

green pill is the best one, you can teleport to street food vendors or Japan to get an asian gf

>pick purple
>go to Chik-fil-a
>stop time
>grab a few bags of delicious chicken sandwiches and waffle fries
>eat like a king for a week
>repeat when I want moar
Purple is best. Any who says otherwise can shove off.

Brown pill.
>America fought with the Nazis, international Jewry and Communism were both exterminated in one fell swoop.

Why not pick the blackpill then, fat ass?

bc if have no limitations like i can steal stuff morr worth tham 1000

Because you can utilise purple for other stuff than stealing too retard

The blue and the red ones are absolute trash, the brown one is fucking overpowered. Excluding the brown pill, the purple and green ones are the best, with black one being a close third

Green pill, will do some travelling and getting to school a lot easier

Gonna post 3 of my favorites

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I'll have to split the last one because it's too big, so that'll take a bit

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Green pill no doubt

Give me that mother fucking laced worm

Here's part 1 of 4

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nigga give me that root beer its abour rime i za wourdu this place

>not picking green pill
What? How is waiting 2-3 minutes so bad when you can literally go anywhere

I screwed up, it's actually 6 parts. So here's part 2/6

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Purple. Teleportation is basically included there as i'd be able to make it seem like i move super fast, i could steal anything and get anywhere for free, and there's no limit to how long i can stop time for.
Either lime cola so i can charm people into doing shit or the pineapple apple one, which would compliment well with the purple pill in case i run out of life

Screwed up again, actually 7 parts. Here's 3/7

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4 of 7

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i want lime cola because its yummy
thanks for sharing user

5 of 7

originals

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6 of 7
origianlsasnsl

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Last one, I hope you enjoyed these

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I'm going to pretend the brown pill doesn''t exist because its;s so OP. I'd choose black pill or Green pill.
Lime Cola. I'm not too interested in drugs, and I'm happy with my intelligence and dick size. I only want to be more charismatic so I can get job interviews and mess with normalfags by beating them at their own game.
>architectural style
Rural japan. Industrial decay sounds cool to explore, but not to live in full-time.
>climate
Temperate. I hate the cold, but it's grown on me.
>Geographic features
woodlands, beachfront, cave systems, mountains, rivers
>living accommodations
Cabin. Also, "accomodations" was spelled wrong in the CYOA
>location
Village border
>artifacts
Shiny marble, Pale ring, Old dagger
>borders
All roads leads. Seems like the least hazardous and most natural-seeming mechanic
>occupation
Archivist. I like reading, but I'm not so good with people. Hopefully the rusty dagger will make them nicer to me. Baker sounds relly nice as well, though.
>Highlights
Cloud tower, Galaxy lake, crystal cavern, Healing spring
>Guides
Christmas cake and Nostalgic chief both soudn nice, but I don't want to have to go through the chief's eventual death, since he's already really old. Christmas cake it is.
>Uneasy Peculiarities
decay city ruins and ruined cathedral

This CYOA was beautiful, user. Thank you.

You just consumed every single pill in in the world, luckily you dont overdose on all the MDMA, oxy and general medicine because you EXPLODE from rapid the rapid expansion spreading your body across several miles.

Root beer is almost overpowered, but I would choose lemon-lime.

>architectural style
Soviet brutalism
>apartment location
lower floors
>local businesses
Uncle Icky's takeout, Gunrunner's depot, Pawn shop, Crazy Dan's supplies
>furniture
first-aid kit
local channels
Ex-tenant's journals
Watchful moose
Telepathic landline
Sentient Microwave
>Friendly tenants
Noire radio host
delving adventurer
scarlet youth in paint
the gardener
apartment janitor
paranormal maniac
Ancient witch Irina
the chessmaster
Hallway wanderer
The girl behind the door
>Hostile phenomena
none

3 - Dog. This should sort my companionship needs, hopefully.
11 - Kitchen with the fully stocked upgrade. Food and a good means of killing time, while also taking care of health a bit.
1 - Hygiene products a must.
1 - Shower.
10 - Virtuoso for writing fiction. This will be entertainment.
3+1 - Phone for two hours.

This was a great CYOA. Does anyone have more like this?

Oh god i haven't tried this yet but it seems really interesting, thank you for sharing

Brown is the obvious choice, you become infinitely powerful.

green apple grape worm
I now have a 10 incher, nice.

>architectural style
Public housing
>location
Upper floors
>local businesses
The Lost & Found, Abandoned Store, The Heretic's Library, Uncle Icky's Takeout
>furniture & appliances
Occupied Mirror, Watchful Moose, Painter's Memento, Sentient Microwave, Vending Machine, Telepathic Landline
>friendly tenants
Ancient Witch Irina, Girl Behind the Door, Apartament Gargoyle, The Chessmaster, Delving Adventurer, Charm-Giving Lass, Yarn Spider's Nest, Arm in the Basement, Paranormal Maniac
>paranormal phenomena
The Stairwell Window, Outdoor Courtyard, The Stairs To The End, Open Door Day (what would happen to the Girl Behind the Door?), Odd-Jobs Listing, The Night Fair, High-Five Hands, Bashful Haunt, The Memory Hall
>hostile phenomena
I'm gonna take a few just for fun: Recurring Suicide, Corner Grabbers, and Indoor Livestream

>pick green pill
>ability to teleport to any given place at any given time
we isekai now

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Man, feels like I'm reading one of the World of Darkness supplement books.

couldn't you just pick brown and give yourself all the powers without the cons?

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it doesnt take using tinder to know of its existence, it doesnt take having had a gf or a dat to vaguely know how the whole thing works
you are more retarded than the dumbest nigger and should off yourself as soon as possible, no wonder you dont have a gf, you're beyond all bearing. And if you dont kys, be kind enough to at least never create a thread as shit as this one ever again

take the root beer for jojo powers, or cherry soda if root beer gets nerfed

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