"hey, mister. you've got a small cock, don't you? why don't you come back to my place so you can show me?"

>"hey, mister. you've got a small cock, don't you? why don't you come back to my place so you can show me?"
what would you do?

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is it worth asking this question

Tell her to shut the fuck up and suck it right here right now

why would i have to go to her place to show it?

You know mocking guys dicks has always just been naturally amusing to me. I'm totally a size doesnt matter gal but the thing about men, even ones that are probably well hung, getting upset over just some words always was amusing. To the point where I'll openly call my husband small in front of my lady friends and I had another girls boyfriend get into a fight with her over something I said to my own husband.

I also didnt know this was a fetish until about college. I've probably have been someones free fap material

She's so cute and she'll never be real. Even if she were real she wouldn't be with me. Why even live?

id tell her its not nice making fun of disabled people. A small dick is like a disability really.
Then id run off and cry

This made my small penis hard.

>getting upset over just some words always was amusing.
Like women dont get triggered at every single thing a man says unless its everything she wants to hear.
Also, women will never understand things like pride because its a male trait and a small dick is shameful.

Are you sure your balls are just propping it up? I doubt it's hard, it's probably just propped up on something.

Women get harassed over breasts size too, and we cant hide that like you can D size. But yeah women get offended easy and men do. Except some of them like you and me. It's not like I enjoy their tears I just thinks it's funny how I can be with my husband and be like haha, look, it's the same size as your penis. And some dude 3 aisles over can come rushing over and be like SIZE DOESNT MATTER ITS HOW ITS USED, BITCHES CANT TELL 5 FROM 8 RAWR

>Women get harassed over breasts size too
yeah but breasts arent essential to sex, theyre there as extra features, it aint no fucking main gameplay down below. And when your joystick cant even fucking stimulate and get things going you are just fucking FUCKED.

I havent ran into a situation where a guy has been to small to perform for any of my friends. I mean I see stuff on like but I'm hard pressed to believe anything of twitter or facebook.

I dont know all the sizes my friends have been with or anything. Back in high school when we used to chat it seemed the guys were mostly like 4 to 6ish just going off of talks with the gals.

I've just had alot of examples in my personal life of size doesnt matter. But men sit around and propagate that it does, so might as well just agree with them rather than argue

Is it just the amusement off exploiting a guess insecurity or do you get something else out of it?

Is your hubby actually small or is it just a joke

>I havent ran into a situation where a guy has been to small to perform for any of my friends.
because guys with tiny dicks like me dont get laid

They're usually friends I'm joking about and they're friends that dont fet upset by it. Like my husband is the victim 90% of the time, if it upset him I wouldnt joke about it. But I'm always caught off guard about guys outside of our conversations that get upset by it, by upset I mean angry or defensive mostly. I dont think I've made a man cry?

Idk if he is or not. Hes the only guy I've ever been with. If he is small then we dont have any problems from it. If I had to guess I'd say he probably is just because hes short and has smaller features (hands, feet etc)

What are you calling tiny?

>What are you calling tiny?
Not sure how that isnt obvious in my actual post but i was talking about tiny dicks, mine in particular, and that they dont get wet so im not surprised your friends havent complained yet about the dicks theyve had.

Nope. I've not had one tell me any were to small to enjoy. I've had one of my closer friends who had...a bad marriage drunkenly confess to me that she missed her ex husband cuz her new man just didnt "get the job done the same way". I had fell into the trap of assuming the new guy was smaller and said maybe she could teach him but that wasnt the issue. Her ex husband was like 4ish inches and her new boyfriend was 8. She said the sex wasnt "natural" with her husband things just went into the right spot and she was able to maneuver. With the new guy the rhythm wasnt right, it didnt feel like it touched the same places, she felt like she was actively guiding it with no success. Etc... that's the only complaint I heard from a friend about sex just not working out. But I think it's more to do with her being hung up on her ex husband rather than her new boys sexual abilities.

You may think it doesnt effect them, but men usually play that kind of stuff off and act like it doest effect them so they dont look weak. Its a pretty sensitive subject.

Its not a real fem retard

Rape her for sexual harassment

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My husband can be honest with me though. We openly communicate. I'm not gonna call him a wuss for saying his feelings are hurt and he knows this. Plus all of his friends joke about him having s horse cock and tell people that hes got a sledge hammer etc... something that started back in high school, so he needs some balance lol.

>Nope. I've not had one tell me any were to small to enjoy
Probably because the dicks they had werent too small and were normal size. Also the amount of women who dont mind small cocks is still a far smaller number than the men who have small cocks. So theres always gonna be 10 forever alone small dicked guys around for every 1 that actually gets a chick that sincerely doesnt mind size, and those are a rare breed the privileged puny peckered guys get.
I know its not, I just dont want other small dicked robots being mislead and guided into humiliation and embarrassment IRL going in with false assumptions that'll crush their spirits.

Go to her place and show her.

This started as an sph thread. People on here already like it. I get that it depends on your area and I'm only talking about a pool of 10 or so women in a small traditional town. I've just never met anyone with a D size requirement. My sister and one of my friends have height requirements but theyve never said anything about D size. Again, take that with your own life experiences.

So which one is it then, small or big? Thats your husband though you have no idea what goes on in others peoples head. It probably doesnt effect them either, but you never know and no one is gonna straight up tell you.

Well I wont mock anyone unless i have a super close relationship with them. It's been 6 years since i poked fun at anyone except my husband. But that's because i dont have guy friends anymore, i barely have girlfriends anymore. Being an adult sucks like that

That doesnt that bad to me, at least you have friends.

It's just easier to have them in school because you're forced to, especially in small town. But most guys grow up to have wives that dont want them talking to other women. And the friends I do have moved away and got married (except my friend who was sold to her current husband). I guess I should he happy but on the opposite coin my husband who is outgoing, has his work friends. His girlfriends he goes to the bar with and his Man friends who come over and play games on weekends. By comparison I feel like.meh...but at the same time I dont wanna go out and meet people lol.

Ive only interacted with girls online cause im a robot and none of em like my lil dick unfortunately, pm ended most relations, even though they werent serious relations it hurts knowing your small cocklet is a dealbreaker for girls, even traps dont like small dicks unless you are one and I aint.
Just kill me senpai

To be honest I cant tell you the mentality of online girls. I've never known anyone to do ldr or online relationships. I dont think one would feel real to me. But again, small town life with an even mix of guys and girls its pretty uncommon that you havent found your husband or wife by senior year of high school

I go to her place and show her my cute pee pee.

>"It ain't small, so why don't I just show it to you right here?"

Yea I guess I can kinda see how that could be frustrating for you on a smaller level.

"Let's go and find out together."

Yeah but I also understand it's stupid and pretty to be upset with someone for having more friends than you

>except my friend who was sold to her current husband
Like literally sold? I need some context

So she was this this guy shawn, and they played minecraft with another couple guys. Well one guy on the server, john, kinda hinted around to shawn that he really likes his girlfriend. One night everyone went to bed except them and he asked john if he really thought he liked her and he said yes. Shawn told him for 200 bucks hed bring her to illinois to meet John. John paid him the money and he told his girlfriend they were going on a trip, so she packed her stuff etc...

They get to illinois and get to this guys house and samhawn introduces her to john. Then just gets in his car and leaves. John explained the deal to her and she started living with john. They had a kid, decided to split up, decided to have an open relationship, decided to close it again, decided to get married, now they're getting divorced

>getting bought over minecraft for 200 bucks
But seriously why did she stick around with the guy? Maybe she didn't have any money idk?

Please insult my tiny peepee

Idk shes had a hard life. She used to be bat shit crazy and I wouldnt cross her. Like she used to talk about her favorite ways shed lole to torture people.openly in class. She pierced her lip and ears with a stapler and pencil lead.

Her mom died when she was 7 giving birth to her younger brother who also didnt make it. Her dad abandoned her after and she never found out why. She lived with her grandparents and was molested by the grandfather and the grandmother knew but didnt try and stop it. That went on until she was 13 and finally.fought back. Then her grandparents basically locked her in the basement and told her she was an unruly child.

She probably just wants a normal life, or as close as she can get to one

Give me some more info to go.with. do you just like it called small, do you like your sexual prowess being mocked, do you like the humiliation to be limited to just your penis or your overall value as a man?

Sorry if this kinda dampened the thread. Didnt mean to bring a dark cloud in here

be /devilish/ and fuck her with my average sized cock

Its still understandable and I think that its just a natural feeling to have as stupid as it may be.

Most human emotions are pretty dumb. Our bodies suck. But happiness is a good one to feel, the elusive prick

Thats is a pretty hard one to find and I dont think Ill end up finding it again and if I do it will only be in short insignificant bursts.

I find it with the help of others. My husband is always happy and always smiling and always optimistic. I think it comes from just having a good social life?