8-ball thread

if i go back next week will it be fun?

Was the last time that I touched my peepee pleasurable?

The ball speaks the truth!

Will I look like a greek god before the end of 2019

Yes or no, will it fucking happen?

will 2019 be cool??

Give me the truth, will I get a girlfriend this month?

sweet, see you virgins later.

>Hephaestus was the only ugly god among perfectly beautiful immortals. Hephaestus was born deformed and was cast out of heaven

>5 - My sources say no.

user im so sorry

Will I get a new job this year, 8-ball?

Not a surprise no worry user.

Will I be a billionaire by the end of 2024?

Am I a cuck Mr. Ball?

Is geology a good major for me?

Will D#####a be my girlfriend?

Will L. be my girlfriend within three months?

will i get gf this year plz sir do needful NOW or i kil u bloody bastarrrd

Will L. become my girlfriend in the next three months?

Am I gonna lose my Virginity this month?

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Is 2019 going to be a good year for me?

Are jannies hating right now?

Wtf? Are jannies hating right now you racist piece of shit incel nigger ball??

will i ever feel alive again?

hurr durr not orig

Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck you 8 Ball... Piece of shit.

Hahaha hahah nope.

Will I reach Chad status within 3 years?

Will I ever become a stud?

Will I get a bf this year? Rollo

Will she go on a date with me origitonni

Will I be rich?

originaljk6khnegjk45o

will i buy weed?

Will I do an hero?

Will I get into grad school? Pls...

Will I get into Princeton?
0reg4n0

Will I get into Michigan?
0reg4n0

Asking again... Rueuayevueje

ReEeEeE
Will I get into Arizona?

Should I go back to sleep for an hour?

does my mom love me?

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trips + > "don't count on it"
i fucking love my life boiiiis

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I've been getting laid once a year since 2015, will I get any pussy this year?

Ok I will ask again, will I get laid this year like I have been getting once a year since 2015?

T-thank you 8-ball

will i achieve my goals? asking orgininalli

Follow up question which is way more fucking important to my life in general, will I get a job this year? Please, I am educated, young and have a great work ethic, I don't fucking deserve this.

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will I ever let my ex go and move on

>tfw last thread the 8 ball confirmed I'd lose my virginity to a thicc Asian girl sometime this year
That was a lot of fun
Will I gain more friends this year?

Thank you based 8-ball, if there is a god worth killing for it is you.

will I become particularly popular in 2019?

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Will I have any willpower this year ?

Will I become wealthy in 2019?

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Will this wealth be gained from making money off my hobbies?

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You're a strange thing, 8-ball. I really hope these things will be true, but there's no reason to get my hopes up.
Will I move out of this shithole house to a nice, comfy house in 2019?

Will I earn enough passive income to NEET all day?

You're pissing him off faggot.

Obviously 8-ball only likes 1 question and not being spammed with questions, that's why your other answers were so vague. He is annoyed.

so wrong

if you can't think of a better way way to get round that i don't think you deserve college education