Dfw you were born in this world and not in a fantasy world going on grand quests with your party full of good feels and...

Then go where there are less people
They aren't larping, there are some human sacrificial cults. Wouldn't you like to rush their lair with a broadsword?
Go looking for bigfoot and el chupacabra
You can reduce the population, by taking quests from different factions. If you join THE ARMY, then you get to reduce a lot of population. Also, as a mystic healer called ABORTIONIST.

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If you want more specifics, there is a known human sacrifice luciferian cult in Cornwall

As someone from the nordic countries, and smokes DMT, can highly confirm and recommend this

>can't loot anything without being thrown in jail for looting
>if you somehow found a treasure the government would just seize it
>if attacked by bandits (usually niggers) and kill them you have to go to court and get tied up in costly legal nonsense while your self defense case is worked out

Yeah man, what an adventure.

>dfw you will never stumble home from the Bannered Mare under a blanket of frosty stars before rolling into bed and giving Lydia your rock hard Thu'um

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After you die, you go to the "paradise" of your own making. So fire up that imagination anons, more the detail the better.

>Bannered Mare
>art of Drunk Huntsman
wew

What part of "this is not fairyland" did you not fucking understand? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>insert picture of party getting beaten and raped by goblins

Rekindle your imagination and enter the world of fantasy the way you used to as a teen, through fictional books and maps.

This was my thought, however there are some hardcore larpers like me who actually waste all of their time training in weapons and survival. In my case, a fantasy world is somewhere I could actually thrive and enjoy myself. Also, people like OP think that they would be adventurers due to playing video games where you get stabbed 50 times and your screen goes a little red. People need to understand how dangerous the world would be.

how safe are you smoking it alone for the first time?

I have it same. I'm Jow Forums, I can take care of myself. For the last three years I pretty much just work around 28 days a month and spend everything on training, certificates and gear.

What this user said. I unironically think about disappearing from the world to try and find cryptids, full time, none of this attention whoring history channel documentary bullshit

And then you come back in a week, after finding out that jungle only hides completely regular yet highly annoying insects, indian drug addicts and human traffickers.

Very. You are going to be so high that you won't even think about the fact that you have a body, so there will be nothing to move.

Also, it only lasts ~5-15 minutes, but perceptually, if you take a sufficient dose, it will be for a thousand years. Here are some examples:

youtube.com/watch?v=ihP_TLfbekw

Alternatively, if you want to get some familiarity with the molecule before "blasting off", you can always start with small doses of ayahuasca (oral DMT) first. It is entirely legal and dirt-cheap: maya-ethnobotanicals.com/herbs/by-category/ayahuasca

Here is how you can use it: dmt-nexus.me/forum/default.aspx?g=posts&t=52019

If you want to smoke it, you can just buy Mimosa hostilis and extract it from that. There are many teks online on how you do this.

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Smoking it is nigger tier. Maybe actually even worse, since actual brown people in the jungle who consume it for thousands of years don't smoke it.

There is a great Brazilian user on Jow Forums who have extensive knowledge on this subject and posted many times there. Check the archive if you wanna do it the correct way.

Wizards are extremely well-educated; you can get moderately close to that lifestyle with a PhD. If you don't have a graduate degree in this world, why do you think you'd have advanced training in that one?

I suffer from maladaptive daydreaming so I cn easily escape into my dreams worlds. Problem is when I have to step back into reality

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>not going on a adventure quest through the mighty Atlas mountains
>not enjoying a nice meal and some rest with your fellow party members by the fire
>not slaying the enemies of god with your blessed blades

It's like you're not even trying.

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>beginning of the post
I see where is this going
>end of the post
Surprised, kek.

Well played, user.

>2nd boss: A couple of pissed of Moroccan police officers who torture you by shoving a wine bottle up your asshole.

>Final boss: A seriously pissed up judge and the wrath of the people for fucking with their tourism revenue.

>Final Stage: Life in a hellhole prison.

Originally checking those beautiful numerals user.

>Even in a fantasy world, everything would be explored and explained by now
There is no escape, life is a boring and pointless toil and there is nothing you can do about it

>Imagine living even some two hundreds years ago. You could pack up your shit and go adventure, because there was tons of blank spaces on maps and no one fucking knew what is out there. Or go somewhere far away to start completely anew.
>Imagine nearly no control at all. No IDs, no checkpoints, no cameras, no nothing. No one even could know your name if you said different one.
>Imagine no globalism, so when you did go somewhere far it WAS fucking foreign, alien even. Completely different everything.
And now come back to our current timeline. It fucking sucks.

Well cities are a general no-go. But what about trekking? Journeying up various mountains and high valleys? Exploring forests, etc?

Not as magical as in fantasy, but at least something. Much better than nothing.

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I hiked most of my country already and started hiking neighboring countries as well. It's really great and I love it deeply, but still not enough.

I know. Well, soak in the feeling. If it is any consolation, I do believe there are such universes out there. Here is what one near-death experiencer (NDEr) had to say on the issue of different universes, and the one who contained such realities:

"3. The Mystical Realm (Realm where our Myths and Fairytales Come From) - It is from this Realm that wizards, elves, fairies, unicorns and anything else you can think of (that would seem like fantasy) comes from. This Realm is very bright, colorful and interesting. Many of the ideas behind our so-called "fictional" movies, based on mythic worlds come from here. Quite a few of the beings of higher intelligence in this Realm are capable of possessing abilities we on Earth would call superhuman, mystical or magical. I believe children who have vivid imaginations, believe that can be invisible, can fly or be "super hero like" probably have incarnated recently from this Realm. And while it might seem like this Realm is all fun and games (and it is fun!) there is still quite a bit of heavy-duty communication that goes on here, as feelings and emotions are strongly analyzed and then discussed. Members of the Mystical Realm love the idea of a social life, are highly resourceful in problem situations and psychologically oriented." - allaboutchristian.com/spirituality/index.html

So you can always choose to enter such a world in a future lifetime, should you want to. Eternity is long.

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Thank you user for this post. I always believed in something similar.

You a bro, wish you all the best.

Get a degree and go explore the Amazon or something. Brave the elements, encounter dangerous beasts, explore untamed lands, navigate the strange customs of the natives, and discover new life. The sort of people who think there are no frontiers left are the sort of people that rarely even leave their city.

>tfw borm in this world that is also a fantasy world

The only problem is that I'm doing shitty at it