Manlet thread

>Always be a child

That's the goal.

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tfw i don't even fit on that scale
5'5 turbomanlet squad

Why do you keep posting such a stupid picture. It's like the shopped dick size preference chart. FUck off already

How about you grow up and become a man.

how do manlets deal with the fact that chad can treat them like this at anytime

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Wow that's a punchable face if I've ever seen one.

yeah, manlets always have underdeveloped child faces that deserve to be beaten

I am 5'10 'manlet' in the US it seems rare for a woman to be taller than me.

At that point you should just punch that fuck in the jaw, right? Even if you get your shit kicked in afterwards, you should do it.

>had friend in high school
>popular with everyone, super funny and a great guy in general
>5 f 4 in
He was doomed from the start. Never got a gf in high school, and I doubt he will have gotten one by now. He was a bro. Sad to see such a good guy be wasted.

No shit retard thats the average height for men in America.

>5'11" 1/2
>Always have guys around me that lie about their height assure me that I'm 6'0"
I win

>don't even fit
More like you don't even reach it, you little shit lmao
t. 5'8 masterrace

How do i measure myself?

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That's right we're just ugly and shit human beings.

>tfw 5'4
my height isnt even on that fucking chart jesus fuck

Stand against a wall, have someone measure you with a tape measure. Tell them it's for a physical and you need to know your height. Top of your head is your height. Keep feet flat against wall and neck, head and back all straight as possible.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZbG05ePWRQE

>tfw they had to make the 5'0 guy a millionaire gourmet chef, chief surgeon, philanthropist and all the other guys criminals for the women to date him

why is it like this?

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Invalid, 6'4" and I didn't lose my v-card till i was 22. I know guys who fucked their way through college and are sub 6 feet. This argument is stupid. Idk why anons always trying to shame people who already have no shame.

>be me
>born with all kinds of medical problems
>pumped full of steroids and other shit that stunts growth to keep me alive
>5'1

Life sucks, i've only fucked 3 girls, and i've accepted i'll be lonely for the rest of my life as far as finding a life partner

so I deal with it with lamictal and klonopin.
and found a hobby that's fucking wild and worth living for.

>Average height is 5'9
>Any man 5'6 and under is short
>Tfw 5'7 and literally 2 inches shorter than average

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Don't worry user, 3 times is 3 times more than most people here.

3 times 0 is still 0 you fuck.

I know, i should be grateful for just those 3...but i'm not even into fucking. just want a life companion part and that is 100X harder when you are an ultramanlet that doesn't have the motivation to make a lot of money.

im 6"2 currently at 19 and while i was in HS (school of like 2000 students) their were about maybe 7-8 people in the entire school who were taller than me

imho ideally the best height for a man is 6"-6"3 at best. anything taller you become a freak and make everything seem akward, average is ok if you look good but if not it sucks. and manlet u might as well kys

Based "____ times zero is still zero" poster.

It's not your height. Being a manlet is about being insecure about your height. There are plenty of hot short guys who pull tons of snatch because they groom well, dress well, have a good sense of humor, extroverted, low inhib, good muscles and fitness, whereas lanky 6'0 losers like myself get no puss.

But insecure, napoleon complex midgets are even less attractive than basic manlets, so don't overcompensate.

3 times more mean 3 individual times, not multiplied you idiot

height is only part of the equation. i'm 6'0" but i get the same treatment from women as the shortest manlet, i'm baby-faced and ugly so i get no respect and i'm treated like a child

He's clearly just really drunk and is barely aware of what he's doing

5'5" turbomanlet here. The only thing that sucks is finding good clothes that fit. Of all the things to make me insecure, it's my acne. No matter what I use or what I eat, I can't clear my face entirely.

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5'3" faggot here. I know it's a meme but Express has clothing that'll probably fit. expensive but not as bad as real name brand and they're running sales pretty often- i usually fit into their extra smalls and they sell jeans as small as 28/30. looks good too.

Are you from Best Korea?

If you are >6' then you have no excuse to be a robot. Even being ugly can be cured with simple things like acne treatment, facial hair, hair cuts, braces etc. or plastic surgery if things are really bad. Mental illnesses can be treated, you can change your personality.

>inb4 leg lengthening

Not even a valid option, that shit is genuinely retarded.

god i want to sick his dick.

healthline.com/health/average-height-for-men#international-heights
Hello to the 20%.

wtf how was this original
and this wasn't

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Despite being 5'10", I've never really found a reason to be insecure about it. In fact, I'm almost surprised the height wasn't stunted from some form of malnutrition

I'm 5'10 but only 17. I got my growth spurt quite late and hope that I someday get to 6ft.

I use my small body to get attention from gay guys then never end up doing anything with them

>2 inches
>after 16 years old
user, I have some bad news for you.......

If I'm male and under 5'6, will gay men assume I'm one of them?

I'm 5'11" and taller than 60% of guys and 99% of women. Maybe it's because I live in france idk. I also know several people that are 5'8" that had several gfs and can pick up girls during parties

Well most people grow a few centimeters when they're in the military (here every male at 18 has to go to military training for 6 months)
Also I made a mistake by saying 6ft, I meant 180cm because I am not an USfag

>5'7
I am not human. I fail to be human at every turn.

because you typed sick instead of suck, faggot retard

you gonna get assraped one of these days

Why didn't you make one of them your gf?

"raped"

O

>O
Is that what your anus looks like?

Nah, o

Being short doesn't bother me
What bothers me is having such an inferiority complex that causes me so much insecurity.
My cousin is my height (5'6) and he's had sex with 38 girls.

nice and tight

This 6ft tall or bust thing is bullshit. I'm 5'11 (I tell people I'm 5'10) and always felt like a freak for being too tall. Average height is 5'8 in Canada, if you are over 5'10 you are a bit weird

Eh, saved up enough for my leg lenghtening, can you claim having as much dedication?

you live in a big city full of manlet shitskins.
if you lived around white people your height would feel dead average

that sounds like cope

heh. i'm going to pretend to be someone else now in this thread.

>Not even a valid option
If you're in the 5'8-10 range and want to reach 6' it is. the only limiting factor is money, the newest method is much, much safer.

>tfw lanky-ass giraffe

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lanklet coping