hey kid, *spits in your face*

> hey kid, *spits in your face*
what's the correct move here?

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i'd slap the shit out of her

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pull her out of the car and proceed to beat the fuck out of her

Well, she's hot so
>catch it in my mouth
>start whistling jeepers creepers
[spoiler/]>proceed to rape[/spoiler]

What the heck? This is word for word what I was going to type

The right response is to smack her upside the head.

ewww keep your cummies to yo self

Call her a crazy bitch and casually saunter off.

the golden boy response of course

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That is much too educational.

write her a citation for gum littering laws

how did you find a gif thsi apprpriate?

Back in the day this gif was very popular.

I'm 26, not a kid, faggot.
*punches you in the face with fingerless tactical glove and breaks your nose*
*does it again*

raep immediat

ask her to spit on me more

I'd pull her out of the car and curb stomp the shit out of her always wanted to do that

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Rape would be an adequate response.

lick it up and ask for more

Open my mouth and beg for more

Tell her that one day you'll be old and very ugly and nobody will want to be spit on by you.

Tiger uppercut to her oversized fucking chin.

who is this yuhhyuhyuhyuhy

lick it up and ask for more of course

well thats assault so knock her ass out in self-defense.

BANG BANG

that's what you get for disrespecting me

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push my fingers as hard I can into my throat and vomit on her

Obviously you say do it again and smile

i'd get a boner haha
i'd ask her if she had any more

The correct move is always reporting rp threads and other threads that don't belong on r9k

Ring her skull with a healthy backhand, and watch her get wet.

hope she doesn't have any diseases