/britfeel/

Calm yourself lad, its just a gentle ribbing, Christ if you're really that insecure then maybe you do legitimately have a problem

I just have my monthly direct debits set up to my credit card and just pay them off each month. I have a credit score of 700+, not sure what it is exactly, havent checked in a while

Going to the gym is very narcissistic. Who is so arrogant that they need other people to know they work out? It should be apparent, if you brag about it it's pathetic.

Apart from attracting fake people

>while you were lifting dumbells I was lifting the dictionary

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To follow up on my point about women with attitudes, check out this plastic kpop android bitch youtube.com/watch?v=yA7pQiJIEDY

Imagine if she tried acting like infront of some caveman guy and ended up getting her neck snapped in two.

The only men who are bigger faggots are the ones who complain about women online

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I think the shaming comes from the many lads who are only doing it to increase their chances of pussy

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I was literally in this situation once, I was on a coach and the guy in front of me was watch porn the whole journey

And why did you reply to yourself?

Cringe samefag, Christ

What are you talking about you fucking retard?

that is probably what I will do with mine so, in reality i'm not actually using it for anything more than normal that way, its just moving money around.

All of this fucking cope, there is NOTHING wrong with bettering yourself physically, stop being insecure.

>brand new thread and we're already bickering about the most trivial shit

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>accusing me of being a samefag with no proof
Here's the proof you cunts, I can already hear you heavily breathing and slamming your keyboards trying to type "INSPEKT ELLUMENT"

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The samefag is immunised against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a samefag and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out".

someone make me cry please

I'm the lad that made the original post, no idea what they're on about

Imagine talking about going to the gym, dieting and 'bettering' yourself instead of chatting about wanking and Goblin Slayer

you're only going to the gym to cope with the fact that women don't love you

>There is literally no down sides to working out

Depends on your goals.

Weightlifting is far from a panacea. It can cause serious injury and most blokes have very unrealistic expectations due to endemic roid use in society

Just finished wanking to goblin slayer, fancy a chat?

What if I do all 5 of those things. Except other anime because Goblin Slayer is shite

user, I am your father and everyday I wish any of the other jism that i put in your mother won the race to the egg because they would of all been better than you.

Fucking hell, the underage mongs have came out in full force today, haven't they?

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Go to the gym fatties

it just makes me more attracted to her 2bh

I recommend rereading the first post lad

They gotta fit in all the shitposting before college starts again

>Is there a bigger faggot than a bloke that shames another man for going to the gym?
Yeah, you.

No but you're clearly so insecure that you need to tell people because it's not clear from your physique. When people see me, they ask.
You're a bit sad.

*farts in your face*

Have a little weep about that you big poof

Just broke a nice 12 day nofap streak wanking over my sexy milf hairdresser that I mentioned in other thread. Feels so good when you blow a monster load you've been building up.

I don't go to the gym and I'm in a relationship try harder
I don't speak to or care about my dad try harder
o-okay

Sorry for talking about my workout lads. I'll go back to regular /britfeel/ discussion. What tranny trip are we obsessing over today?

>cry about something for 2 solid threads
>"wahh everyone else is a faggot"

Gotta agree with this. Making fitness your identity is not good for you because it's FUCKING BORING.

christ what a faggy post

How's it going with you and cola? Be a lad and tell her to fuck off would you all she does is post about herself. Can't believe you want to be with that.

No idea, let's just sit back and watch the obnoxious 14 year olds who are off school shit up the thread

When I'm laid on my bed wanking I can have cum land down next to my feet if its a proper good wank

How long have you been going to the gym? A few days?

Have you lads seen cola's new haircut? Fucking DROPPED

Nah 3 years, I haven't actually posted about my workout today was just making a little shitpost

Fuck em lad. Lifting is great for confidence and battling minor anxiety. The more you do it, the less it hurts. The diet is the hardest part.

If I'm not watching porn at my desk, I like to knock one out standing over the bath and blow a massive load up the wall and into the tub. Then I can simply wash it away with the shower head.

>Sorry for boring you with my workout lads
Apology accepted.

Is it really that weird to eat your cum? Just easier to clean up init, I mean it came out my body so who gives a fuck. Good source of protein also

she was all shaved when I had a go

>Good source of protein also
Gymlad now going too far in sharing the details of his routine

God my mates have become fucking boring. Literally trying to become waheey deanos even though they're the exact opposite and spend all their time playing PS4

Just trimmed my pubes with scissors from the kitchen in the apartment toilet. Hope it clogs.

Yeah it's extremely gay. It's the sort of thing trannies do.

>Is it really that weird to eat your cum?
depends who is demanding it

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I'm pretty sure my friends are done with me even though they invited me out on new years it didn't feel right at all

How's it gay but wanking isn't gay lad? Theres no other bloke invovled and I dont get any pleasure from it, just saves the hassle of cleaning up

imagine being this uptight

he says it's gay because he's internalised a load of shite that society has fed him about sexuality. Not pretending what you do it common, but it's fine and a total non-issue

Because you're a man eating come. Same with jamming a finger up your bum, gay.
Not only that, but with most homosexual acts it's unhygienic.

>eating cum is fine and a total non-issue
don't make me laugh

Just got myself in a double over position and cum right on my own face is it gay?

my nickname at school was bird boy and it was a school meme for girls to pretend to fancy me

Ah youve really opened my eyes now lad, guess I'll just go wank some bloke off and it'll be straight because rubbing my own cock isn't gay

It won't I do it all the time

define gay for us all lad. give it a definition which includes everything gay but does not include anything straight

>jamming a finger up your bum, gay.
there's nothing gay about playing with your own bum dont talk shit

What can I do to feel less disconnected from the world today? All I've done is watch Down the Rabbit Hole videos

Imagine being so fragile about your sexuality that you think ingesting your OWN bodily fluids is gay. Bet you refuse to let a girl lick your arse too

Nah lad that's gay and we both know it.

>simulation of a penis inside you isn't gay
Yes, it is.

what's wrong with it then lad, other than the fact there's mongs that will call it wrong
weird but completely straight without any extra context

eating your own cum is just cope for no women or gay suppression

a new thread doesn't mean a new way of acting for anons

have a cry lad
serious answer, go for a walk.

maybe watch some of this guy

youtube.com/user/willunicycleforfood/videos

>simulation of a penis inside you
it's not though, I'm not imagining a penis at all it's my own based finger giving me pleasure

I have a friend who abbreviates everything and acts like a "geezer"
quite cringe, though he is a nice guy

touching your own dick is gay, that's why I only let other blokes do it

Yeah I just had a nice wank and ate it. Time for a rollie now.

I was also known as bird boy
because I shagged all the girls wahey

when you wank it's because you are simulating a mans bum around your cock
wanking is gay

i was known as shagger at school because people took one look at me and knew straight away that I was a top shagger

Matthew?

This won't be original

>I-I'm not thinking that!

lmao yeah you are

Shagging a lads bum isnt gay because it's simulating a lasses fanny

Massive projection. Sometimes I watch/read JOI and they instruct me to shove my fingers up my slave hole, how is that gay when there's no mention of penis?

What if someone with tiny hands has a wank are they a nonce

All you are is a manwhore with stds

If you wanked before you were 16 that's pretty much statutory rape

potato-tomato lad now bend over I need to use your bumhole to simulate a fanny