Do not trust anyone online if your name is Laura. They will lie to you and hurt you

Do not trust anyone online if your name is Laura. They will lie to you and hurt you.

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But that's wrong, Laura.

please don't the coolest person I ever met was named laura, she doesn't deserve it

Laura here

mind elaborating?

And you lied to her and hurt her didn't you.

I could elaborate but you shouldn't trust anyone online.

>I could elaborate but you shouldn't trust anyone online.

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Why do you think I or anybody else is here to begin with and not facebook?

We exist to hurt Lauras.

Its not like I am saying they can't be bad people. I just know tons of non-Lauras that *do* need their asses kicked.

My mere existence is to hurt every girl named Laura
>mfw i actually had a girl named Laura who had a crush on me and i stomped her heart.

Such as? Don't lose track of who you must hurt. This user knows his purpose.

This would be one of the few people I didn't want to hurt. You seem hellbent on this goal though, I just wish you'd apply this effort to people who actually deserve it.

It is not a goal, it is simply what happens. I've seen it over and over again with several Lauras. No Laura is safe on the internet.

For every Laura you hurt online there are five Chelseas probably being ugly dopey rugmunching monkeys somewhere.

You don't understand. I am Laura. I'm warning other Lauras.

What do robots have against Laura?

They must be hurt, every single one of them

Why do you want to hurt them?

I knew a Laura in middle school. I put my phone number in her year book last day of school and put call me with a winky face instead of signing it like a normal person. She called me on new years because she knew I had no friends so I wouldn't tell anyone and told me she had been raped hahahaha I was having a blast playing my ps3 and watching porn. Those were the good old days man.

Who raped her?

A guy at a new years party he had gotten her drunk or something, she had questionable friends who were in high school, she was a cheerleader and I think her dad was an officer of the law, probably a good fella from what I heard from her, but she was hell bent on being with the cool kids and ended up getting raped, I didn't believe her at first so I laughed. She never called again but I still have her number just in case... It's been over 10 years.

Oh well. I guess if she wants to be a dumb thot, dumb thot things will happen to her.

Out of the countless Lauras in the world, you're the British half Asian one with the nu male boyfriend.

There are no half asian Lauras. I checked.

Everyone post about Lauras you know and what's happened to them

What happened to the old Laura trip fag?

She got pregnant and left