Fuck goys I need help, some girl from New Years Eve party texted me yesterday and asked if we can meet...

fuck goys I need help, some girl from New Years Eve party texted me yesterday and asked if we can meet, grab a coffee or something but I was high as fuck and said I don't feel like coming out anywhere and she texted back that we can meet in my apartment, I said okay and fast forward one day she is coming here in two hours, I cleaned up and shit but still scared as fuck. It's my first time girl comes to my house, I've never kissed or anything and I don't know what to do. watch a film? get high/drunk? you think she wants sex? why?
please help guys should I text her I'm sick or my mom died or something like that? what to do? I'm starting to panick

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Watch a movie with her. Put your arm around her. Eventually, kiss her. See what happens from there, and if you're comfortable enough to proceed. Don't bitch out. It won't be as bad as you think it will. As soon as you're on the couch watching the movie your anxieties will calm down significantly and you'll start getting comfy.

but I don't want to kiss or anything and definitely not fuck her (although she is 9/10). But if it will happen I better wash my dick and shave it.
Fuck guys my heartbeat is racing right now.

keep calm m8
- go get some alcohol, weed or whatever
- condoms in case
- download / netflix some movies
- get popcorn
- fucking chill

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Have a couple drinks and chill, man.

I have vodka, few beers and weed. thanks for reminding me about condoms but I hope I won't need them
also what movies?

I have BluRay of
Pain & Gain
Robin Hood (2010), very underrated btw
all Star Wars
Iron Man 1 and 2

which one of those movies would be best?

eeeehhhh
Horror or Comedy??
Animes if she likes it?? i really dont know bro, u see.

gl m8

Aw shit, pain and gain is too long, as is robin hood. Same with star wars. And the Iron Man movies are too le nerd. Can you hook your pc up to your tv or some shit and watch shit online?

>Pain & Gain
should be good
>Robin Hood (2010)
nah, it's kino but not for women
>all Star Wars
>Iron Man 1 and 2
no, just no

thanks friend
actually I just remembered that we talk about MCU on this party (at least I think it was with her) so I may go with Iron Man
Pain & Gain is plan B

empty your balls
tidy your room
drink some coffee

and remember you're just a babysitter that has to fuck

dont worry bout it, just dont say somehing stupid at the start, make sure you have all the shit you need, and the rest should come naturally

How did you get to a party if you're this much of a jittery nervous wreck, Jesus Christ

just came back from the shop, bought condoms and 4 monster energy drink in case she want one or two
well it was organized by my high school friends, they invite me every year. I was nervous when I got there but I started to get drunk and playing with Lego my friend had. Started to build a cool tank and Trade Federation ship and the girl noticed it, said it was really cool and I have talent to that (no shit it's my only hobby) and started building with me. Was pretty cool and it was first real talk I have with a girl since middle school.

you got this homie, here's your checklist

>if it's not too late (less than 3 hours) jerk off, you will last longer during sex if it happens (she invited herself over so it's very possible)
>getting high/drunk is probably more of a second date thing especially if you're not sure how she handles it, maybe a small bottle of wine since you can't get plastered off that
>give her a few options as to what to do. that way you'll get a better idea of what she likes
>sit close with her on the couch but not too close. if she likes you she'll move in closer.
>relax and enjoy whatever you're doing. if you're nervous it'll look like you're having a bad time. a beer or two or a shot before she comes over could help but don't overdo it
>if you do have sex, try to be on top, that way you can control it if you feel a nut coming on

godspeed brother, things sound good for you

>playing with Lego on a party
are you autistic
>she started building with me
is she autistic

DOnt hvae expectations for what will happen. You are setting yourself up for disapointment.
Be as best you can to be funny, but ask a lot of questions, wiggle your needle around in her.
Start with light banter, nothing complaining, then ask about her life, light common decency questions, when something stands out, change the mood to deep convo.
As far as substances, weed will make you more anxious, alcohol only intensifies the emotions you have prior to consuming, you have to repeat in your head to slow your heart, "calm, i am safe, this will be okay'
Your parasympathetic (gas pedal) is probably amped up, but you need to cclm the Vagas nerve (brake pedal)
Both of these nerves go into your brainstem and all over your boody, most importantly the limbic brain
Before she comes, read some interesting shit, get your mind going, leave the book out in plain sight so you can tell her about it.
Hope this helps

This s extremely good advice, listen to him OP

thx brother user

Girls arent aliens, make them comfy and feel safe

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>fuck goys

kys kike

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If you sperged out that bad and she still wants to come over your are pretty much set my dude. Just don't drop the bomb that you like to jack it to MLP, traps, and faggots.

Fuck, chill man. Relax, it's just a girl, who seems interested in you mildly.
Just clean yourself and your place up, put on new clothes and have food/drink to offer her.

watch a movie and then start kissing her then fuck her. usually takes about 20 minutes from when a slut comes over for the first time to when you can fuck her. i've fucked about 5 sluts this way, first time meeting them.

alright she is coming in half an hour wish me luck lads
thanks guys I will remember about things you said
ay gewalit
maybe
I definitely won't, I'm not that autistic
already cleaned my apartment and myself, thanks
nah I don't want to fuck her, she seems really nice

Why the fuck is this making me laugh so hard

give us an update when she leaves op.

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>Pain And Gain
Ah yes, Summer Fargo. Fucking excellent film.

WHAT A FUCKING NORMIE OHNONONONOONOOOOOOONONOON

Image familiar like a fine milk..

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WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FACE
I HAVE FOUND IN THIS PLACE
THAT IS CIRCLING ALL ROUND THE SUN

Cozy album.

open the door naked, that's the most important part

I wonder if OP spaghettied yet

Fucking kek my thoughts exactly

chick is obviously into him, if he playing with lego on new years eve party didn't scare her off I don't know how big his sperg out would have to be to do it

Maybe she has a retard fetish or something

either that or op is really good looking but since he mentioned this is his first time to interact with a girl I doubt it
kinda gives me hope that even autists like him can get lucky

Fuck, is this actually Jow Forums?

where do you think we are? this place is full of normalfags, they corrupt everything, every hobby, activity and thing I find pleasure in.

>they corrupt everything
It's telegraph road all over again
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exactly
but that's the way things are and always were, we should enjoy things when they last, that's what matters the most

No one asked OP why is he so resistant to the idea of fucking?
Is he damaged or something?

Looking forward to hearing about the aftermath of this

I'm pretty sure most of these are bait threads. It can't be that the only anons here who have a chance of sex are also the ones that are too pussy or conceited to take it when it's offered.

It's not a sealed deal, although the logo part seams strong indicator.

>goys
Are you a jew? May I see your papers.

>fuck goys
easy there shlomo

where are you user, it's been 5 hours...

This is exactly what to do. Works for me every time. however, I stopped being anxious about dates a long time ago. Remember that she's just a girl. She's no better or worse than you. Good luck user :)

I wonder if it didn't go well and thats why OP isn't updating us. If thats the case, my condolences

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Alright guys, I'm back, it went really really well. She came around 20:30 and wanted to hug me (that's what people do when they greet eachother I guess) and firsly I didn't know what do do so I shaked her hand and it was awkard as fuck but she laughed and we hugged.
She then took off her shoes and went to bathroom. Then I suggested to watch a film and asked which one she wants to see. She was only interested in Iron Man so we started watching. It was awkard at first but then she started talking (I hate when people talk during movies but she was cute so whatever) and it's hard to explain but we just talked and commented stuff. Went on balcony few times for a smoke and shit. When movie ended. We started talking more, I gave her beer and we talked more. Then I suggested to maybe go for a walk because it started snowing and we were walking for 3 hours. It was one of my best expierences in my life. We just talk and smoke and drink vodka the whole time. She was making some pictures of snow and streets and we were having a lot of fun. I walked her home and she kissed me on goodbye.
I think I did well. Kinda fucked up because she lives 1 hour on foot from my home but it was worth it. I don't know why she was so interested in me. I must have been talking a lot during New Years Eve party. Anyways, that's all guys. I better go get some sleep because I'm meeting her again in 17 hours.
Btw never give up anons. I wanted to kill myself week ago and now I'm happier than ever.
If you have any questions go ahead and ask but I'm going to sleep in an hour or so.

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you are a true inspiration to all of us legoman, but now you have to leave normalfag

>new years eve party

I didn't fuck her yet tho
also at this point I couldn't leave even if I want

Step one. Make sure to beat that meat about 30 minutes before she comes over. This will calm you and be of great help if things do move along.

And the fact that she is coming over for a first meeting means she is likely there to fuck. Women typically don't go to a stranger's place unless they want the dick.

>If you have any questions go ahead and ask but I'm going to sleep in an hour or so.
Atta kid go get em
dont annoy her, its easy to get really excited about a girl and text them constanty. Girls like to think their man is too busy to contact them all the time.
Idk what your situation is, work school, etc. but keep that in mind, you want some smoke and mirrors around your life
Keep them interested, give them just enough to want more
Glad to hear it brother take care!

post again soon about tomorrow!

I'm very happy for you legoman.

thanks for advice mate
my friends I went to high school with invite me every year I already said that

Nice man. Glad someone found an exit buddy for the EAC of life. Hope your future continues to be great

do you collect lego? if so post them

>friends
FUCKING GET OFF MY BOARD YOU CUNT, AND ALL THE FAGGOT GODDAMN FUCKING WELLWISHERS AND ADVICE GIVERS GET THE FUCK OFF OF THIS FUCKING BOARD YOU SHITS

nice job dude! Next time, you can definitely progress into sex. All you gotta do is, while on the couch watching a movie or something, just grab her hand in a natural way e.g. it's close to your legs and you put your hand on top of hers, and see how she reacts. If she's all fine with it, put your arm around her (you could just start with this instead of the grabbing hand). After a little, look at her and when looks back at you, wait a bit, then go for the kiss. You'll probably be making out at this point, and to get sex you need to start feeling her body up. Start with something light like holding her really tight while making out, then put your hand on her waist, and slowly move up until you're fondling her boobs. Now you can start undressing her and move to the bedroom to fuck, or even just fuck on the couch.

Goodluck user you'll make it!

Yep, picrel with monster energy drink for comparison, also have one extra box like this with Lego from 90s in basement.
Thanks but I dont think Im ready for sex. Or for intimacy like that. It seems so weird and awkward.
btw whats up with posting with apostrophes from mobile? It says non ASCII text is not allowed

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i'm laughinggg uncontrollably thank you

>1 hour on foot
Isn't that like 10 minutes in a car?

we were walking, I could call taxi but why waste money?

This thread makes me very happy.

Wishing you all a very good year robots. Life might not be the best, but it is also not the worse. Keep your head up! :)

>legoman has normal interaction with another person
>Jow Forums loses it
>good job legoman

here's a story for you;
one time I had a girl coming over, and I cleaned up hard as fuck. I had a whole table full of legos in my room. I disassembled what I could and crammed them all into my closet.
She came over, things went well, and then when she was leaving she said something along the lines of "I like your room, it's nicely decorated. I was worried it would look like a kids room with toys everywhere."

Walking itself is evening entertainment combined with good conversation.
What are current topics when getting to know others?

Well I had my practise sword lying around and she didn't mind. But it doesn't really count as a toy so yeah.
We were mostly talking about movies, tv shows and stuff like that when walking. In my house we were talking about all sort of things, mostly history because she noticed book about Alexander the Great on my table. Also anecdotes from our lives and shit like this. It probably wouldn't work if you have boring life but I've expierence a lot if you think about it.

Ahh, I am not a complete basement dweller, but I find troublesom to hold small talk or initiate new directions for conversation.
Dont get false expectations as you mentioned being in fragile mood before,
Let luck be with you and enjoy excitement as it goes, legoman!

nice collection, got any rare sets on minifigures?

>Btw never give up anons. I wanted to kill myself week ago and now I'm happier than ever.
This is good to hear! I'm glad you're doing better user, we're all going to make it, its right in there boys, I believe in you all

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Remember how we all joke that chad is truly our greatest ally? Ya'll might be thinking twice before screaming for normies to get out.

I still got the original Bionicile figures
They are opened obviously because Bilonicle was the shit.
Still their value grows annually

I posted that I dont follow what youre saying

Your expierence is literally a definition of friend zone, gz retard.

>legos and chill
>kissing
sign me up for that frenzone

Nah she kissed him. I assume he meant a normal kiss, not the cheek.