/hikikomori diet/

>costs no money
>saves you money
>fastest results
What is the hikki diet?
It is just fasting.
FACTS
>you get less hungry after 2 days
TIPS
>buy keto strips to check your level of ketones or fat your pissing out. just use your piss botlle its perfect for us hikki
>cut all carbs from diet for a few days before you start fasting because KETO flu and also you will be HUNGRY

Make sure if you fast for 5 days or more you are eating/drinking salts
so you dont fucking die

If you have fat on your body you have NO REASON to eat.
>TFW you see food in house but your boxers are nearly falling off your ass from so much rapid weight loss

I sit on my PC and shit post and im losing weight
>exercise to lose weight is a fucking meme

STOP EATING FOOD LIKE ME
good way to torture yourself, losers like us dont deserve to eat

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do u take multivitamin on days u do eat

HEY FATTY

>good way to torture yourself, losers like us dont deserve to eat
fuck off retard

>do u take multivitamin on days u do eat
no need to

>HEY FATTY
both Gunjy and Cole snake diet man paint nails
= we are chads
>fuck off retard
stay fat retard

My daily diet
>few packs of ramen
>few toasts
>nachos
>water
>occasionally candy

>i eat carbs the post

I survive on nothing but water and plain spaghetti. I'm definitely underweight but at least I'm not starving constantly.

What you're describing is the snake diet, fatty!

>costs no money
>buy these ketone strips

i see what you're up to, you fucking shill

i hope you like pizza

In my opinion any length of fasting fucks you up. It's a strain on your system. Yes you can do it but it's a
waste
of
fucking
time.
Your body will start to panic a bit like wtf is going on. It unsettles everything.

Eat healthy and continue doing that. That is all anyone can do.

Just wanted to let you know a bunch of retards from a discord server are trying to send a bunch of pizzas to your address, and also starving yourself is bad for you. Ok, bye.

skinnyfat: the diet

Fasting has been shown to increase health- and lifespan in many species. Even if you don't care about fat loss, it can be healthy

>Just wanted to let you know a bunch of retards from a discord server are trying to send a bunch of pizzas to your address, and also starving yourself is bad for you. Ok, bye.
yeah good man i been fasting, I hope tehy did

I have no phjone

cat can develop fatty liver when they fast, but for humans it's likely not bad

I'm not inclined to believe you are OP.
Do 2 cheese pizzas with a side of honey, BBQ, and Tandoori sound cool then?
Got 56 bucks layin' around? You'll be seeing it at around 3:00PM. Eat up, big boy.

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can you actually send me pizzas?

I'm not the one sending them, anyway they're planning to send even more as we speak. Scheduling them for days down the line too, not sure when exactly. Gonna send you some apple juice too.

You still have to pay for them when they arrive.

Be sure to include hrt into your diet!

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>few anons are having fun sending someone pizzas
>person recieving them is clearly okay with it
>how about I ruin the surprise and shit on their day

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Boo hoo, faggot.

Greetings, #4390.

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>still shilling muh keto
fuck off faggot, inb4
>it's fasting not keto even though it's actually keto

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Do what you will with this information, OP.
You'll know they're coming when "Taffy" is written on the box.

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please cease to exist.

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man this conspiracy goes deep

> fat faggot
> stop eating to lose weight
> now creepy walking skeleton
> decide to eat
> metabolism all fucked up
> body thinks world has ended and food is scarce, stores every calorie
> now disgusting, sickly looking skinny fat fag
> not a shred of muscle to give body structure
> good think hikiki so no one has to look at my disgusting body

Do not fret, 6824.
We've got a code 1488 on our hands.

Got a deep dish cream, mayonaise, and ranch pizza comin' your way along with 2 Turkish Milkshakes. Hope your taste buds are prepared, OP.

gunjy, you're a cancerous e-chad, get off my board

that's not how it works

fasting resets the body

order him enough pizzas and he won't need to come here for entertainment anymore

They'll just be sent back the second they arrive, and nothing will have changed, and you will all have wasted your time and then who will be giggling?
This is special education levels of autism.

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it's the journey, not the destination.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your pizza was not original.

What good is some stupid fucking goose chase like this?

>KETO flu
Lmao why do people do this to themselves. By the way keto is literally r*ddit: the diet as well as being fucking stupid

and we would've gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddlin' snitches

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Had no one said anything and you achieved your kindergarten-tier scheme, the result would have been the same. Moron.

The man said he wanted pizzas, and he's getting those pizzas damn it.

At least i don't orbit a tranny on the internet

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Whoever is responsible for this is going to get hit up by the pizza mafia. No one orders pizzas on our turf.

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damn fuckin right he will, but dominoes doesn't open for another 4 hours

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You must if you are willing to take part in some dumb e-faggotry circlejerk like this. And you know so much about the target in question.

It's ok, cat, I'm sure he loves you very much

I don't know or care who that is or what you gay e-hierarchies are about, I'm just here to call retards retards.

shh it's ok cat he cares about you very much

So this is the power of underage d*scord fags...

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This is about a group of pizza men looking to get pizza safely to their pizza fren.

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>a group of pizza men
lel i literally took care of it singlehandedly

Don't care if troll, shill, shitpost, ironicpost, or malicious post, I WANT to believe and I'm trying this. Hope I don't fucking explode

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Remember to enjoy pizza ;)

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First pizza inbound in 2 hours. Get ready boys.

lol I've been on this diet since HS never brought lunch or ate breakfast and just fasted all day everyday