/britfeel/

>tfw only mate in your group with a car and your own place
>tfw mates just see you as a free taxi or a place to go make noise and rubbish
>tfw let them do as they please because don't wanna be seen as stingy for making them give you petrol money or boring and uptight for telling them to be quiet and tidy in your house
>tfw terrible at socialising, just sort of sit at the side of my mate's conversations all the time and pretend to listen
>tfw butt of everyone's jokes
tired of being the everyman, just want to be selfish for once and do my own thing

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I used to wear a wire to school to catch bullies on tape

aIri SP
*waves*

That looks like a scary letter on the table

It's a strong Indian accent, I even considered including (read in a strong Indian accent) as part of it but assumed the images would be enough to convey that

Yup... Cider
Wahey

I did this but at the jobcentre to catch them talking tripe to me.

How are you supposed to have sex when you have chronic depression, lads?
I don't leave the house because I prefer being comfy and warm so I can't meet girls that way.
Internet dating is a fucking meme.
Never tried Tinder or any of that normie shit because I'm not good looking enough and the girls just want a quick shag with Deano.
All the girls at work are Romanian and they either have long-term bfs they came to the country with or only date autistic foreign guys.
What is a boy to do.

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Not SP actually, not sure where you got that from

HOWLING lids. Posted this morning about my dickhead old neighbours that call my mum every now and then to report that they can see I've been up all night despite me being 23 and my mum not giving a single fuck, because she's not a mental nutcase. Heard a bang outside, looked out and their bin got blown over in the wind. Shite quality because it's fully zoomed in from across the road but I like to think this is some small universal balance at work. Yin to the yang and all that

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>Is sad about being a virgin
>I don't even want sex

Make up your mind ffs

It's standard virgin cope.
Sometimes they'll convince themselves they're asexual.

It's time!

For the biggest gamble of your life!

*Deploys new untested forced meme*

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TV loicense successfully cancelled lids

Catch me if you can you pigs

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Your neighbours tell your mum you're up all night?
Why don't they mind their own fucking business?

well I do want sex but when I have had the chance I get so nervous I back out

I had a bully when I was 13 who used to angrily call me gay all the time and kept laughing like "HUR HUR HUR" every time he did it. He was obsessed with calling me gay.
I was so "gay" he actually stalked me home one time and found out where I lived so he could watch me through the window and then he told everyone I went home and turned on a light in one of the rooms downstairs and no one thought it was fucking creepy that a teenage boy was literally stalking another teenage boy.
I think he might have wanted to suck my cock now I think about it.

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wehey gonna be below freezing tonight

*NEWS POST NEWS POST*

This just in, Moni is a paki bloke in a dress

*NEWS POST NEWS POST*

starting a career as an extremely shit detective. sorry
was he just copying your gimmick when he posted 1 last night with a sophie pick?, wasn't greentext so he wasn't repeating wht you said

Off to Aldi lads, you need anything?

No clue lad, no clue at all. They have some stupid power complex where they act like the neighbourhood watch and report every little thing like kids being out too late even though they aren't their kids. Or people parking on the street and not in the garden. They'll do passive aggressive shite like leaving letters through the letter box asking to do stuff like cut your grass. I just laugh at them whenever I see them, stupid old people. They should hopefully kick the bucket soon

Try having a gf and wanting sex but she doesn't want it back

Try that for a whole year of your life and counting

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moni not throwing his boy clothes out just in case

>Package departed an Amazon facility
>Saint-Martin-de-Crau, Marseille FR

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Lad
she's fucking someone else I would put everything I have on it.

you do know there's such a thing as rape right?

why has she not fucked you in a year?

First date in less than 1 hour, lads.
Getting hyped as shit and pretty nervy too. Hope it goes well with him.
I will greentext it when I get back.

host still seething kek

Didn't even notice the Sophie one. A few others were posted not by me though

Which do you think is more important?
Loyalty or honesty

WA-HEYYYYY
might go out for an /eveningwalk/ even though i still have a cold because i'm a hashtag madlad

>Yin to the yang and all that
or perhaps it's windy outside

Will you be recording this event with a wire for us?
I wonder if a hdiden camera dating stream would be interesting for the guys here or whether it'd be a bit out of order to the girls you're with.

Finished kill la kill. I give it a 7/10 rating. Positives - Good actions scenes, sometimes funny, nice art style, loads of tidy birds, good twist. Negatives - over the top, story was a bit shit and too silly.

Take some Valium or something and buck up a bit

Well obviously lad

phh bit gay init lad

>Package departed an Amazon facility
>Area 51, Lincoln County, Nevada US

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There's always at least one person who says this and as much as I tell you people that's not the case you still don't believe me, so sure believe what you want
You know there's such a thing as repercussions and consequences right???
She's frigid and nervous about sex. Also just doesn't seem bothered about it, like she has no sex drive or something. Which is frustrating because the relationship is practically perfect apart from that

I don't take drugs
I'm of the standing that maybe it isn't meant to happen for me.

Change locks if they have any keys, delete social media.
Easy as mate.
If they ever approach you, just say you didn't want to be their mate anymore.

It's an absolute piss take that they use you as a lift and a place to fuck about.

>Package departed at Yodel facility
>Location: Laughing_smiley_face_emoji.jpg

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how do you know for certain it isn't the case?

wot u lissenin to lads?
youtube.com/watch?v=o9gK2fOq4MY

If she cared about you she'd have sex because you wanted to.
She's seeing someone else.

What is the best time for /nightwalk/?

you know there's such a thing as a joke right? like i'd really tell you to rape her and mean it

No bully amazon does that enough

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>Yodel
OH NO NO NO NO AAAAAAH HAHAHAAHA

This parcel is your fate.

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Just ordered a whole chicken and a bunch of sides
Only 17 POUNDS
I wanted extra hot but my dad and brother are pussies and wanted mango and lime

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Guess i will finish off space dandy now.

dis
youtube.com/watch?v=f2MENPhkPJQ

Probably 2am - 4am

I've got MyHermes

>Didn't tell me it was dispatched by Yodel until the payment came through on Paypal.
I don't know why you're joking user and pretending the package is coming at all

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>Pepes Piri Piri
This toilet is your fate

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whats your daily routine?

>wake up at about 5.30pm
>mummy brings me breakfast. today I had a sausage bap with lots of butter
>watch twitch for a few hours or play some vidya
>have a nap around 9pm
>mummy brings my lunch at around 11.30pm
>then I'll either practice some clarinet or watch netflix until mummy wakes me up at 3am for dinner
>its friday so tonight is pizza night and luckily dominoes is open until 4am on the weekend
>after dinner I usually read manga or watch anime unless I have another nap. Also might continue writing my life story if I'm feeling motivated
>Then I go to bed at about 9pm

9 times out of 10 this is a standard day except when I have to go the dentist or some shit. Anybody else similar? Not sure I can break out of this pattern. I think if i just had a gf everything would work out better

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Don't know if Yodel or Hermes is worse tbqh. Had a Yodel driver chuck my a parcel over the fence and leave. But I had a Hermes driver leave a brand new GTX 970 a few years ago in my recycling bin. Took hours to find it

>girlfriend without sex

It's called a friend. She's your friend.

Besides teh fact she's not sexually interested in you should tell you a lot.

Because she's just not that kind of person, I can sort of tell. She's never had a bf before and it shows. Took us ages to have our first kiss and she was really bad at it. Whenever I try to make any kind of sexual hints she is totally oblivious. Like it's not like she's even blocking them out or anything, I can see it just straight up goes over her head. Also she won't let me see her naked even though she's seen me naked plenty of times.

She doesn't even speak to any other males apart from me. All her friends are girls and they all have really wholesome cooking and dress-up hangouts. She could barely even speak to a male without blushing before she met me

So that's why I don't think she's cheating or anything. I can just sort of tell. Unless she's a reaaaaly good actor (or I'm super retarded)
True but I don't want to say that and pressure her into it or anything. The last thing I want her to do is accuse me of pressuring her for sex, especially in this day and age
wow thank god you told me i was just about to rape her haha

I used to post anime pictures as a form of avatar, and I feel nothing but disdain for myself for doing it.

Anime. Not even once.

Not en once.

No n nce

Nonce.

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Major red flag in women:
>Likes kpop

How do you expect to get a gf with a routine where mummy does everything for you?
The only thing mummy does for me is cook meals and my laundry. Mummy gets me to pirate movies and fix her laptop for her in return.

Jokes on you my dad's toilet is worse than that

>try and go to bed about 6am
>mind goes into overdrive
>think ok fuck it, I'll just stay up and have a nap in the afternoon
>pass out about 7am
>wake up at 12
>cold and tired so go back to bed
>wake up at 4pm
>browse Jow Forums and watch youtube videos of people travelling and doing interesting things
Fit in some eating, tidying up, playing vidya and talking to my cats around there and that's my day. still dreading going back to work next week

I watch anime, never had a waifu. Don't know why lads can't watch it without being weird about it.

>doesn't do his own laundry

Ulster is Irish territory, always has been and always will be

an online gf would do. just need motivation

Both are reliant on your local driver. My Yodel driver is some jolly old fellow who is genuinely nice. My MyHermes driver is some yoof twat, who has the privilege of delivering my nice tempered glass pc case.

>tfw you're not a nonce anymore if you like Pokegirls
Based Game Freak

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But she's very physical otherwise. Always cuddling and kissing me and clinging onto my arm and shit. Do friends do that? Do friends whisper sweet nothings to each other? Do friends go to "meet the family", or talk about the future?

Tbf she has never said "I'm not sexually interested in you", that's just the impression I get

Imagine getting a gf that doesn't even want to fuck you.

Still more interaction than you have ever had lol

It will happen so stop moping

A relationship without sex is very unhealthy

>giving all that time to someone who wont fuck you

Benn playign Yakuza 6 for the last 6 hours

Gonna play more now

The radio isn't dead

I don't know what gave you that impression

and how pray tell do you know that?

>8am get out of bed, eat and morning routine stuff
>9:30am read and write emails, do a little tidy up
>10am do hobbies or self improvement tasks (social skills, driving lessons, volunteering)
>1pm eat lunch
>2pm do chores and hobbies
>6pm eat dinner (mum usually cooks)
>7pm post here, muck about on the internet, maybe have a walk
>11pm beddy byes

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Poley is this your review?

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Lads, a black girl with a beautiful big chocolate ass is messaging me and flirting with me online dating. I really want to fuck her but I'm a well known racist. What should I do?

....I actually think it is

I would refer to it as a "takeaway place"

surely it is

Pro life tip:

If a geezer comes up to on a night out and asks if you want any gear. If you ask what he's got and his response is 'whatever you're after mate'. He's going to sell you a baggy of crushed paracetamol

Sat in bed with a can of monster. Have 2 pot noodles also because they're only 50p each at Tesco at the minute.
Went for a nice night walk earlier. Hands very cold.

Now I am the comf

Marg's a fucking idiot

Pretend she's a slave girl on yer plantation