Mystery of the beef of the roast

I don't understand this roastie meme. Why would multiple partners cause your vagina to look fucked up? What about a girl who only ever has one boyfriend and then marries him, but they have sex thousands and thousands of times versus a slutty girl who has had 20-30 sex partners but overall had sex less times because of lots of dry spells between guys? Why would the second girl just magically have a nastier looking vagina? Sorry if this question has been asked a million times, I don't really post on this board, I just want to understand the mystery of the roast beef.

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mystery bump

please explain how dis work

It's a meme ya doinkus.

friction on skin = wear over time
more friction = more wear

high mileage pussies look just exactly how they sound, worn out, deeply discolored due to multiple instances of friction/wear/callousing/loss of elasticity over time

so you're saying a monogamous religious cutie who marries young will have really bad roast beef in a couple years?

By that logic dicks would also grow nasty calloused roastie flaps after lifetime of fucking.

it really depends on the frequency and extent of use, varies with each user

contrarily dicks become larger and girthier due to it being a muscle being exercised

a girls vagina naturally adapts to its partner.

when she has multiple different warm cocks going into her hole, the labia cannot properly adapt and becomes stretched out.

you make vaginas sound like shapeshifting space monsters

It's all genetic. There are mothers with 3 kids who have perfect-looking innies, and there are virgins with beef flaps. Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying to you.

No because then jacking off would be an instant way to make your dick bigger.
Plus that doesn't address the skin on skin friction you mentioned as the reason for beef. If skin contact gives a vag beef, it must also do the same to the dick.

Sorry chief but this ain't it.

We have a winner, folks. Also dubs checked.

Its a meme, I'm pretty sure (at least I hope) that nobody here actually believes it.

that's not far from the truth

then we need to study them more closely. imagine all the beefshifting technology NASA could develop

You understand people pull on their foreskin to increase the skin length right?

It's called reverse circumcision and it works.

You dont think labia works in the exact same way?

>he doesn't jelq

wew lad
and it doesn't really because the structure of the penis is not the same as a vagina, the skin on a penis is looser to allow the muscle under it to expand without ripping
vagina skin is not the same, its tighter against muscle
the friction is most felt in the spongy penis muscle under the loose skin
once you have sex you'll see

Okay off topic but the dubs ratio in this thread is off the fuckin charts

perhaps there is a deeper connection between the mystery of the beef and the mystery of the dubs then any of us has ever suspected

>It's called reverse circumcision and it works
No your dumb and stop reddit spacing you dumb faggot

Do people really believe this.. are you guys dumb or what

Brilliant argument.

How's your girlfriend's kid? Are you stepping up to the plate?

None of that proves the original assertion. Does skin contact/friction lead to roast beef? If so dicks would also get roast beef as often as vags. Simple as that partner.

How's your circumcised penis?

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He's not wrong though. RC is also a meme and not legit at all. Same thing with the jelqing guy earlier. Christ you faggots will literally believe anything you hear.

They have to cope somehow

Wow how will I ever recover.

The roastie meme is just that: A meme. I know this because my slutty ex has the most perfect pussy you will ever lay eyes on

It doesn't. Some women have innies and some roastiers. However, childbirth can permanently change the look of a vagina for the worse.

This but they can get stretched out by dicks and dildos

you won't recover blame the jew

Are u Greek by a chance?

no why do you ask original posterino