One (1) chance at life

>One (1) chance at life
>Born in Northern Ireland

Fucking why? Just kill me desu

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What the fuck is Northern Ireland user? Why don't you want to be part of real Ireland? Why don't you have pride in yourselves?

Shithole from what I understand.
Do you think it'll kick off round there if brexit goes bad like?

I dont give a single fucking shit about the retard tier politics here. People here are so mentally deranged we cant even have normal political parties, we have to have brainlet tier parties based entirely around "muh unionism" or "muh nationalism". This is why i fucking hate this retard "country"

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Amerifag here. Living here as a NEET is pretty alright, but what don't you like about Ireland?

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He doesn't live in Ireland. He lives in Northern Ireland, Ireland's rebellious teenage daughter.

They still got those dividing walls between the neighborhoods? That's some Balkan-level ethnic bullshit you got going on, and in the "first world" too.

Just looked it up. That's fucking insane.

At least where you live you dont need to hear people bitch about whether we should build a giant wall to separate people, cause youve already got one. and hell, if you hate norther Ireland so much, go jump off that wall, its pretty conveniently placed in the middle of Belfast I hear
I hope this is ironic but people are so fucking stupid irl that its really tough to tell whether this is great b8 or genuine stupidity

AND FROM THE PLAINS OF ROYAL MEATH
STRONG MEN CAME HURRYING THROUGH
WHILE BRITANNIA'S HUNS WITH THEIR LONG RANGE GUNS
SAILED IN THROUGH THE FOGGY DEW

>only life until heaven
>my only shot
>born in England
>retarded accent

Will gladly leave this shithole

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>I hope this is ironic but people are so fucking stupid irl that its really tough to tell whether this is great b8 or genuine stupidity
Oh wow sorry I don't know about your retarded little patch of land that's not nearly as relevant as the real Ireland. You're not that important in the world, faggot. Most people don't even know Northern Ireland exists. If you ask anyone what Northern Ireland is, they'd just assume you were talking about the northern region or the nation of Ireland.

This desu senpai. I've known American tourists to get in shit for coming to Belfast and constantly referring to everything as "Irish" and "in Ireland".

Then go back to England where you belong

Republic here. Feels good man.

What's wrong with Northern Ireland? Sure it's got its problems but compared to places like England and Scotland there's very little difference in terms of opportunities.

Northern Ireland has a reasonably non-pozzed population, sure it's filled with scumbags but most of the people are nice people.

t. Lived in Northern Ireland (Omagh) most of my life

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If Ulster had joined the republic, the protestant population would have been culled or deported, same goes for if the IRA got what they wanted in the troubles. Rebellious is a bit simplistic for summarising the cluster fuck that is the Island of Ireland.

If they put borders between neighborhoods because of religion, that's pretty bizarre and bad.

>Poor
>Balkan-tier politics
>Nothing to do
>Irrelevant
>No culture of its own
>Rest of Ireland and Britain see it as a nuisance

>most of the people are nice
Meh, bit rough for my liking

People do it in London (Islamic Ghettos and ethnic Brits) and Glasgow (Catholics and Protestants) too

>>Nothing to do
as if you'd do anything anyways.

i feel you man. i fucking hate this shithole of a place. didnt know other northern irish anons existed on this board

To stray off the topic a bit, being a "robot" in NI is unironically painful because if you stray from normality in any way people pick up on it way easier due to the smaller population and will chastise you more viciously than the rest of the UK.

Scotland is just the same as Ireland. The Celtic races are mentally deficient and cannot go 5 minutes without starting "OOGA BOOGA MY THING BETTER THAN YOUR THING" tier disputes over tiny religious differences or which football team they support. Celts are basically the Slavs of Western Europe.

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go back to Jow Forums Nigel

>No culture of its own
That's like saying the rest of Ulster (Donegal, Monaghan and Cavan) has no culture, it's just false. Would you call Seamus Heaney uncultured?

>The Celtic races are mentally deficient and cannot go 5 minutes without starting "OOGA BOOGA MY THING BETTER THAN YOUR THING" tier disputes over tiny religious differences or which football team they support. Celts are basically the Slavs of Western Europe.
The working class in England are just as bad with muh City and UNAAAITED!!! Go to some shithole in the North of England against some tiny football teams and you'll see similar. Not NI's fault the working class can act feral.

Face it, if it's outside Dublin it has no value except maybe as farmland

Dublin is unironically the worst place in Ireland

>Doesnt refute the points

Ok Paddy/Fergus. Back to your second world slum in Belfast/Glasgow now.

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Face it, if it's outside London, Manchester, Birmingham and Liverpool it has no value except maybe as farmland

I too equate value to concrete structures

The anglos in your pic are literally doing the same thing

In Celtic countries the football thing is literally political though. In England kids will just pick a team to support and banter their mates but in Ireland/Scotland its "AYE WEE LADDY IF YE DONT SUPPORT MUH CELTIC/MUH RANGERS IM GONNY ACTUALLY STAB YE". Literally ape tier shit.

Correct, I remember just 10 years ago you'd have to actively search to find a black man in Dublin.

Irish peopl are reddit

Thats not Anglos, thats Scottish Rangers soccer fans who use the union jack and UK queen as part of their weird protestant/catholic balkan civil war shit

>In England kids will just pick a team to support and banter their mates but in Ireland/Scotland i
Watch one episode of The Football Factory and come back and try to say the same thing

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Not only that its just people in Dublin are up their own wholes and feel their better than the rest of the country

this completely. very little people i have met will actually deviate from the normal out of fear of the backlash, and the cliques are all so similar, it is honestly all the same. but it is nice to know other people from here use this board, quite comforting.

>their own wholes
Kek point proven

honorary Anglos

>Implying Manchester, Birmingham, and Liverpool have any value

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I'm pretty sure most Dubliners leave the bounds of the M50, they're such close minded city scum.

don't*

oregeno

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I would question if Dubs are even Irish

The ones that live near the Dublin/Wicklow Mountains away from the main city are pretty based excluding the scumbags in Tallaght etc.

I would question if boggers are even human

I honestly try my hardest to never enter Leinstir

At least people act retarded about something that actually matters rather than being brainlet football fans like you get in the rest of the UK

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REPUBLICFAGS
GET OUT
OF MY
THREAD

THIS IS A NORTHERN ANONS ONLY THREAD, LEAVE NOW. NOWWWWWWW

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The eternal Anglo strikes again

In an original way

Ulster (ironically) and Connacht are the real Irish provinces.
Wexford and Wicklow are great though.

t. Have never been in Munster

PHOBLACHT ABU

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Munster is pretty Irish

t. Munsterfag

Donegal is the comfiest (and best) county on the Island

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mfw born in real ireland ooh yeah

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>Yeah wassup it's ya bois from Sligo
Cringe at every Irish rapper to ever exist.

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t. Has never left Rathmines

Donegal is one of the most Irish counties in Ireland too

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>>Yeah wassup it's ya bois from Sligo

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>Ya wassup it's ya gal from Sligo

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>Northern Irish English cocksuckers

My disgust is palpable.

>Northern Irish English cocksuckers

Oxymoron.
Nice try yank

That is not an oxymoron, do they have schools in Northern Ireland? Clearly not lol if you are loyalists cuckolds. I am Canadian.

A fucking leaf.

Why are we English cocksuckers then? Consider Canada continues still sucking England's cock.

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>he lives in a cultureless shitstain engineered by people who see him as subhuman
norn iron amirite?

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That can't be that bad, your weather must be okay. At least you're not born in Iceland like me, I'm stuck here on this windy rain rock.

with very little daylight may I add

Which cultured place do you come from then? Northern Ireland is as cultured as any other places in the UK. Unless you're basing culture as length of time a country has existed.

Hello frens
Lisburn person here

Ah, the Emerald Isle. Is it raining today over there.

Ah good old Lisburn (at least it isn't Larne)

I'm from real ireland you traitor

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pictured: Dublin in 2030