bloody bloody basterd bitch facking fack edition
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Anthony Campbell
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Ryder Young
1st for aredag Ziggeh
Isaiah Lopez
Attempt number two,
I AM THE BEST, FIRST POST CONFIRM IT
Isaiah Cruz
Lads gimme a bit of help, I'll try to keep it short
>coworker female who is legit 10/10 (to me anyway) call her B, get on really well, flirt a bit but she's got a bf, just for fun
>Friend (L) picks her up from work one day, meets me for legit 10 seconds, exchange a few lines of conversation
>that night B messages me saying I should hook up with L , she asked about me blah blah , say fuck it, why not
>go out as a group, L shows up late, is kinda standoffish and leaves early, but get on with everyone else fine have a good time.
>2nd time L is suuuuper friendly, all over me, on my lap getting off with me etc , really keen
>message her from time to time, she always answers back and talks and stuff
>try to arrange going out sometime, suddenly she's got plans, she's working, busy etc all the time
>think w/e she met some other dude or just doesn't like me, whatever, stop messaging her
>2 days later B is talking to me saying why haven't I messaged L , she was worried she'd annoyed me or whatever or I don't like her
Why the fuck are women like this? Just pick up the fucking phone and message me if you want to talk. I've blanked her off for 3 days now, I figure if she wants me, she'll text me and I should stop chasing but idk , I don't wanna miss out desu because she's pretty fucking fit and I REALLY need to bust a nut. And yes Im aware how pathetic asking r9k for women advice is
Daniel Ross
fuck sake you fool
Nicholas Lewis
Starting a job driving a forklift on Monday.
Mason Moore
Mayuri is after some crystallized snow to give him the courage to take her out
Hunter Murphy
>average jeremy corbyn enthusiast
Zachary Anderson
Jeremy Corbyn, FKA Job Center
Blake Baker
Burnt my tongue on my dinner lads, quite badly in fact
Jackson Russell
I have strong romantic feelings for a poster here.
Want to take a guess?
Aaron Cox
Yorkie chocolates are way too hard lads jesus fucking christ
feels like im going to bite my teeth off
Grayson Lewis
I can't believe it. It has happened again. For shame.
Grayson Edwards
Sexy kev? me too
Oliver Sullivan
I heard this story last time and it isn't any more interesting this time.
Gavin Cox
Some bellend and some other bellend, am I close?
Henry Jones
really lad, you should get into 40K
Juan Myers
Alirhgt lad is this you?
Julian Ward
Absolute state of teethlets. All my chocolate goes in the freezer, I did chip a tooth on a particularly solid wispa though
Chase Sanders
You're a beta male so you don't deserve our help, fuck off loser.
Isaiah Miller
Is it Ebin, I don't blame you if it is
Wyatt Brown
Kill Jesus Christ (he's meant to die for our sins anyway)
Marry Jarvis Cocker (beautiful man)
Fuck Jeremy Corbyn (he's a faggot)
Levi Cooper
Fartanon?
Luke Hughes
do you want to shag amer?
Jayden Ward
Do one normalfaggot.
Mason Robinson
Fair but do you think Jarvis Cocker wants Jeremy Corbyn's oniony left overs?
Levi Lopez
Good luck mate, hope you enjoy it.
Jackson Hernandez
Hope you won't get up to any forklift antics
Alexander Turner
is it user? who doesnt love user
Tyler Gomez
ziggeh knotted you raw lad
Parker Wright
Bill Burr worked as a forklift driver
Jordan Hernandez
Got some brie and stilton on the go, very tasty
Michael Davis
>really thick hair
>goes wavy
>get a number 1 every month
>family hate it
why can' t they just fuck off? it looks terrible if I let it grow, so I might as well not have any
Matthew Wilson
Newcastle meet up when? we could all walk around Grainger Market and have some cake
Anthony Harris
Mayuri the actual state of you mate. Look at this ask her out!
Easton Reyes
Everyone loves Big Dick Ziggeh
Luis Hernandez
How's Burt Reynolds getting on lad?
Charles Peterson
Thanks pal. Hopefully I wont struggle too much or be too rusty on it, been a neet for 6 months.
I'll try to be safe but will have to race the other forklift lads to assert dominance. Hope they dont throw me into the canal for hazing.
Carson Scott
Girl who looks like Georgia Toffollo is dropping massive hints she wants the dick. She has kids. I work with her.
What do?
Ryan Clark
Going to lie down on the couch and drink irn bru now
Owen Robinson
She looks a bit like this
Sebastian Myers
What are some of your worst/weirdest faps lads? Not meme shit you say online to impress people, I'm talking genuine stuff you've done and regretted.
For me it was when Little Britain was going on, years ago. I had a wank over Bubbles. Yes I fully knew it was Matt Lucas in a fat suit.
Nolan Rogers
Not for girls mate man the fuck up
Jace Murphy
Reminder of the /Britfeel/ Manchester Meet. Gonna be quality mate
Austin Harris
Quints confirm you're gonna ace it pal.
Matthew Fisher
Cold lad? That lassie looks cold.
Henry Bennett
died last year
F
Oliver Jones
Not real Burt, dog Burt
Jayden Brooks
Roger Taylor in I Want To Break Free.
Charles Adams
She's of a similar physical build and looks.
John Smith
drinking irn bru and eating monster munch. my tummy is going to be in a bad way tomoz
Benjamin Cruz
Can't remember exact details but some kind of aquatic creatures getting it on
Ethan Martinez
She wants you to raise her kids
Jonathan Parker
Just keep drinking the irn bru and you'll be fine
Dylan Gomez
No. She's rich and her parents do lots of the child care.
Hudson Gonzalez
Ulster is rightful Irish territory
Ian Brown
Milk enemas and extreme spit stuff going on. Nasty
Carson Mitchell
If the father's not in the picture it's probable she's looking for a replacement father figure for her kids. If a girl has kids, would she not take that into consideration when deciding if she wants to get with the guy she works with?
Wyatt Cruz
>Mayuri shags a bloke off /britfeel/
>has serious regrets
>now the lad he fucked won't leave him alone
Hahaha
Serves them both right
Nicholas Butler
Found my mothers dildo and wanked while sniffing it. Came in like 20 seconds.
Nathan Sanders
She's single though? Then go for it, don't need to be with her
Blake Davis
Giving up your morals and betraying your friends to hug a bloke who calls himself Alison.
Evan Bailey
Underage girls I know, not pictures obviously, but imagination. Patty and Selma from the Simpsons. Wanking kneeling down in front of women on to their feet, don't even have a foot fetish, it's more the humiliation angle. Cousins. Traps. There is this one video where a lad is in chastity and his wife or whatever unlocks him and makes him wear two condoms and numbing cream and starts fucking a flesh light and only has a minute to cum. I mean in the end it's just a video of a guy fucking a flesh light, Pretty gay. Cum tributes and stuff like that.
Been NEET too long, you name it I've probably wanked to it.
Julian Cruz
Did you put it in your mouth?
Josiah Thompson
>talk to a girl every day for a month
>realise I'm the one starting the conversation each time
>decide to leave it and see if she actually likes talking to me
>haven't spoken to her in a week
Luke Hill
I know Yas my lad, I know.
Xavier Peterson
Sometimes it be like that bro
Tyler Lewis
I know that video. It's not gay lad. She's talking throughout it. You're getting off to her doing the humiliation, imagining what it would be like.
John Edwards
>Patty and Selma from the Simpsons
kek me too and I don't even know why
yeah
Ayden Morales
I always have problem that every message HAS to end with a question or I don't get a response.
Sebastian Nguyen
>she makes him wear a condom
Isaiah Gonzalez
Am I a nonce if I wank to the memory of losing my virginity? We were both 14
Kayden Edwards
For me it's that one episode where they invite the tv guy round and the tv is just unplugged, the sideshow bob one where he marries Selma and the one where she is wearing the slaggy dress.
Luke Jackson
She is single. I don't know about sleeping someone I work with.
Henry Sullivan
BIG STROKEY NONCE
Eli Edwards
I never put question marks at the end of my questions. Still get replies. Proper alpha here boys
Brody Peterson
you are a nonce and a normie so fuck off
Jaxon Watson
Keep it up, see how long it goes, make a graphic, do it for the lads
Lincoln Anderson
50p for the jar please lad
Grayson Myers
Just know if either of you develop feelings it will EXTREMELY awkward if yous never actually go out. If yous do date it'll be fine, but if you's break up it will be awkward as fuck
Hudson Reyes
This is so tumblr
Luis Evans
this is the difference between being attractive and being ugly.
Kayden Roberts
I wish squids were real
Jaxson Gonzalez
S3RL is proper cringe and 2013-core but this is lowkey hard
Luis Bell
>girlfriend has been distant since coming back from uni
>she's now gone back for her second term and I haven't heard from her since
Any theories? Puzzled.
Camden Parker
>yous
>you's
>yous
Adam Taylor
women in clothing catalogs mostly the feet and legs in stockings
Brody Peterson
they are mate they live in the sea lmao
Landon Ward
Chuckling here lad, you must have some form of autism to notice that
Nathaniel Morris
You're not wrong but why do you type like an illiterate chav
Cooper Campbell
birminghammail.co.uk
>When quizzed Baker said she had got the idea from someone in the pub while Westwood said he had no money at the time the business was started up.
Pro life tip, never take business venture advice from that weird bloke in the pub
Isaiah Brown
I didn't read the last thread and like Mayuri, wtf is going on? you do seem biased though but meh.
Robert Roberts
That's just an age thing lad. We grew up before internet porn.
Owen Lopez
she goit blacked lad
Jaxon Foster
I don't know how to undo a bra
Hunter Jackson
Anyone know how old tim byrne is? Need it for some copypasta im making
Colton Robinson
Not sure lad, can't say I noticed
Wyatt Morris
Shes guilty about getting dicked while away.
Owen Ramirez
he hooked up with a lad from here
it's saku and len 2.0
Hunter Bennett
i could still wank to that easily.