"AIright. Talk to me user, what's going on?"

>"AIright. Talk to me user, what's going on?"

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>be me
>have bi but very depressed friend
>want a relationship with him but due to his mental problems it would harm him far more than it would help him
>have to be a good friend and support him instead of exploiting him for my own desires
>I can't do anything without losing my moral integrity
>stuck really wanting him but being unable to do anything about it
>feelsbadman

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Gordon, TWO nigger families have moved into my street in the last few months.

My life, its RAW!

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I lost my sense for counting cards at the black jack table and my lick has finally run dry.
Work fucking sucks too, hours are getting cut.
Feels like nothing is good in my life.

My garlic bread turned amazing the first time around but the second time it got too sticky and went to shit
>Tfw roastie mum hates it when i make garlic bread even when i clean everything

yes but wheres the L A M B S A U C E!!!!!!

l want to die Gordon, pls fucking kill me

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Work in a kitchen for a shitty wage and I'm not making any progress for all my hard work but I'm too good friends with the family that run the place to leave.

>user, I see how painful this is for you. I know you want to be appreciated but the managing family just doesnt seem take notice. I'm here to help you but you HAVE to meet the rest of the staff halfway. Can you do that?

I chuckled
gj playing it straight

y-yes chef, thank you chef.

This used to be until I got hired as a demi-chef at an upscale facility.

>Alright. I want you to get a good nights rest. And we have a fresh start tomorrow.

i-i-i dont know gordon! The customers are sending the food back but i think the food is fine! My head chef just threw a bunch of food on the ground and stormed outside saying he quit
What am i gonna do?! Relaunch night is RUINED!!!

*With the staff at their tipping point, some customers are starting to get FED UP with not being fed. And Finn McCools is quickly losing their cool.*

I accidentally came in the lasagna sauce Gordon, it was just too damn sexy I couldn't control myself

WHY DONT YOU SHITE IN THE LAMB SAUCE WHILE YOURE AT ET!!!!!!!!!

>The manager is indecisive and apathetic
>The servers are glum faced and terribly unsociable
>The chef can't be bothered to ever cook the few things he knows how to make
>Nobody ever cleans anything
>Unsurprisingly, nobody in this restaurant has so much as talked to a customer in a long time
And worst of all, it's a one-man business.

I think I'm gay but I'm also a terrible misandrist and I don't know how to stop hating myself and other men
what am I supposed to do to get better, Gordon?

>what am I supposed to do to get better, Gordon?

the lamb sauce

I can't cook sauce for shit.
It always turns out way too dry.

>Unbelievable. He's given up

>This ice, is it fresh?
>No chef, it's frozen.
>Fuck me.

>This silverware, did you mine the silver yourself?

>This tastes like fucking cardboard
>That's the menu Chef
>Fuck me

>This menu, did you invent the language yourself?

Please teach me the sauce I want to get better.

>I'm willing to help but you have to be willing to change. Can you do that?

Hells yeah chef!

>Alright. Get some sleep. We come back tomorrow with a new attitude

>these ice cubes, been in the freezer? How long? A week? Are they even fresh?
>they're freshly frozen chef, we put them in the other day
>you absolute fucking donkey, every chef i know, makes their ice on the same day, imstead of fucking letting it sit, fuck me.

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>"user, get over ere' you dONKEEHH!!!"