>tfw no censored girlfriend
Tfw no censored girlfriend
Jack Hill
Other urls found in this thread:
smutr.com
pornhub.com
hooverwebdesign.com
img.booru.org
twitter.com
Camden Watson
Really, pathetic freaks like us should be required by law to get ocular implants that block out girls' skin.
Justin Ramirez
Also nanomachines that kill sensation upon female skin contact.
Luke Young
god now this board is getting porn dump threads, fuck me no board is safe
Anthony Hughes
You say that like women don't go out of their way to make sure that doesn't happen even by accident.
Thomas Reed
Bumping. Betas should always spend their Friday nights reminding themselves of their place.
Tyler Garcia
Trips of truth. It's not like beta virgins ever need to worry about touching women
Nolan Hill
The ones that call you out for spending your Fridays stroking to censored anime just feel so *right*.
Hunter Sanders
What if I like violating woman just by looking at them with my beta eyes?
Henry Williams
Any betas still lurking this thread?
Luke Martinez
What kind of shitty thread is this? I thought you guys were gonna post censored porn but you're acting like the creeps in /blacked/ threads.
Logan Sanchez
It's a jewpost trying to corrupt our basic human desires
Zachary King
>another night edging to censors
Could be worse
Grayson Rivera
I'm so addicted to stroking to censored porn with other betas that it's the only way I can even get hard anymore.
Eli Jones
These threads are great. God bless the user who started them
Easton Ward
in chastity for the night but still can't stop looking at censored girls and watching humiliation vids
Nolan Foster
Good loser! Humiliation vids are great, care to share a few of the ones you're watching?
Hudson Rivera
smutr.com
love to be mocked by rich goddesses for worshiping them even though i know i'll never see them naked
Wyatt Diaz
Unnnnnf, me too. She's so right, being called losers and rejected is all we get, so we should learn to embrace it.
My favorite humiliation vid personally is pornhub.com
Charles Sanchez
>fucked up the tc from last thread
Let's try that again
Juan Collins
very hot, would love to have those feet crush my balls. glad this thread is up, straining against my cage and playing with my asshole while i look at these pics
Kevin Cooper
Im not into cuck stuff irl but I really like the cuckold and cheating genre when its 2D and censored. I dont get it.
David Bennett
Probably because 2D emphasizes how it's just a fantasy for you, which makes you feel more comfortable with indulging it. Whereas irl cuck stuff is a lot more risky and dangerous.
Brayden Phillips
anybody else masturbate to imagining childhood crushes getting fucked by bullies and rejecting you?
Luis Lee
Bullyanon here. I've been monitoring this thread to see if you'd show up, Piddlepants. Glad to see you're accepting your new name, even if you are such a stupid piece of shit that you couldn't even put the tripcode in correctly at first. How'd the rest of last night go?
Kevin Hughes
I do think about my high school crushes, but not my real bullies. Idk, I guess I still didn't get over them
I edged a lot but at the end I went to sleep without cumming like you told me to. It was kinda difficult at first because I really wanted to do it but I resisted. Glad to see you here!
Lincoln Hughes
>crush my balls
Are you the user who got me to start worshipping Nicki Minaj by any chance?
Caleb Carter
Yeah that makes sense. Its a fun way to have a fetish and jerk off but I dont have to actually do it irl.
John Thomas
You know what?
Due to the only people who make these threads fill up is you fags
Go ahead, this is my last uncensored post, go ahead, have your alpha cuck jerk fest
Anthony Phillips
yes that's me. maybe i will ballbust to the Queen again tonight. i've been aching and rubbing myself in my cage now for 2 hours and the thought of abusing my trapped balls for the ultimate Goddess is so erotic
Cameron Sanders
I'll bet you're really desperate to cum, huh Lil' PP? I can't wait to see what kind of pathetic shit you'll do for me just for the chance.
Dominic Ortiz
I can't wait either, I have been thinking about you all day. Just seeing our last conversation gets me excited
Colton Taylor
We'll start off easy: think of a number between 1 and 70. Thought of it? Now, I want you to write "IQ=*that number*" somewhere you can see it on your body, then slap yourself in the face that number of times. Even if it's unsurprising, stupid dipshits like you still need to be punished for fucking up basic tasks like filling out a tripcode.
Jack Roberts
You should! I actually did set up the worship shrine I was thinking of. I've never felt so pathetic as I did after giving our Queen worship strokes for hours and dribbling directly into my trashcan for her. I even skipped dinner the next evening so I could spend my whole night focusing on worshipping her.
p.s.: I'm only spoilering the pics for people who might not like 3D in this thread.
Jack Hill
I'm sorry for being so fucking stupid. I did it 34 times. I really hope I have made up for it now
Kayden Kelly
Good wussy. Now I can start fucking with you just for the fun of it.
Remember when I made you piss yourself? You're going to do it again, except this time, you're going to go on Vocaroo and record yourself saying in your girliest, wimpiest voice "My name is Little Pussy Piddlepants, and I love to pee my pants for Master!" as you do it. You don't have to post it here, but I want you to download and save it. And I want you listening to it as you edge tonight. I want you to hear just how pathetic you are. The funniest part is that I know you'll do it, too.
Ian Watson
done play games for the night now time to join in the fun
Henry Brooks
that's so hot. i get so turned on thinking about how many strokers like us torture their edged cocks for her. i plan on never cumming for her again, only edging and denying myself like i deserve
Lincoln Johnson
I already peed myself but I don't have a mic to do the rest
Jonathan Scott
Last night I went on Omegle under the tag "Nicki Minaj" and edged for over five hours with another stroker who worships her. It feels so good to accept my place beneath our Goddess and help elevate her to the status she deserves, even though she'll never know I exist. While she goes out living the glamorous life of a Queen, I'm going to spend my entire weekend edging my limp, broken cock to her perfection while being hypnotized by her music.
Jeremiah Sullivan
dude stop, she doesn't even know you exist and she looks like a bumblebee.
Brody Long
same, i love to think about how hedonistic and lavish she lives, while we obsess over her and torture ourselves sexually to her image
>she doesn't even know you exist
that's why we worship
Logan Edwards
Christ you're useless. And since you're a useless piece of shit, I think you need to be treated like one. As punishment, you're going to crawl on all fours to your toilet, stick your head in the water, and flush. No wiping yourself clean.
Xavier Baker
>help elevate her to the status she deserves
And how the fuck is masturbating to her going to help achieve that ?, like I said, she doesn't even know you exist, you're not doing anything for her, you are wasting your life away.
Adrian Hernandez
>And how the fuck is masturbating to her going to help achieve that ?
It encourages us to be consumed by her, to read about her, to watch and listen to any media she's created, and to convince other people to join, helping her live like even more of a Queen.
You mentioned last time that you try to avoid pictures that are too revealing. You told me to worship her as I saw fit, but I was wondering what your own guidelines for "too revealing" were.
Austin Allen
>censors on the back of her knees
Levi Murphy
>No wiping yourself clean
I almost did it without realizing it, thank god I stopped. For some reason it was worse than last time and far more water came up
Kevin Peterson
Please order me around sir. I tried to get this fetish out of my head but I can't. One day of not fapping and I feel so pent up. I think its too late for me to fap to anything else. And Jow Forums only gave me this fetish two months ago.
Ryder Hughes
I bet she smells, Also you're probably only giving her like $2 a year at most.
Joseph Martinez
>God bless the user who started them
No problem. Watching the betas suffer is enough thanks.
Oliver Perry
>For some reason it was worse than last time and far more water came up
Because even your toilet knows that you're a piece of shit and it's treating you accordingly. God you must smell disgusting right now.
Lmao, I think I remember you. You're the pathetic dipshit I made make out with his toilet, right? How's your "girlfriend" been, pussy?
Parker Wright
Yes, that's me... how did you know?
Also sir, my toilet is fine.. I haven't done anything else with it, if that is what you mean.
Blake Allen
I really hope nobody notices the smell. I'm gonna need to take a long bath after this
Easton Jackson
I try to avoid any pictures where more than a normal amount of cleavage is shown. she has many pictures of her entire breast exposed with only the nipples covered. i would never intentionally look at those, i don't deserve near that much, nobody does. She is a very sexually free goddess, so it's hard to avoid seeing a lot more than we deserve. I make sure to punish myself more severely if i see what i don't think i deserve to see. Ball busting and locking myself in chastity are just as much a part of my worship of her as masturbating.
i will worship anything in her music videos, since those are her way of indoctrinating more of us into being her stroke slaves
Hunter Moore
>Yes, that's me... how did you know?
I knew because you always gush over how quickly you became addicted to this fetish.
>Also sir, my toilet is fine.. I haven't done anything else with it, if that is what you mean.
And why the fuck not? We already established last time that for you, she's not just a toilet; she's your girlfriend. And you should be complimenting and showing admiration for her at every opportunity. At a *minimum*, you should only ever cum inside her.
I want you to do what I had Piddlepants do. You're going to crawl over to your girlfriend, get on your knees, and apologize to her, beg for her forgiveness, and tell her how much you love her. And make it convincing, like before I want you telling me everything you told her word-for-word.
Then you're going to give yourself a swirlie too. I'm sure your girlfriend will forgive you after that. Since you live with your parents, I'll be nice and let you wipe yourself off so that they don't ask questions if you get caught.
Nathaniel Rogers
Yes sir. I'll do it now.
I did it sir. It made me so aroused when the water splashed against my face. This is why I keep bringing up when I became addicted to this fetish because I never thought I could become so attached to a fetish so quickly. I refresh the page constantly and my heart skips a beat when I see you replied to me. May I maybe have a nickname too sir, maybe? I don't know how the username codes work though..
I crawled on all fours and apologized to her for not giving her enough attention. I said I was sorry for not ever giving her another tongue kiss like I did on the night you had me do it originally. I said that no matter what user tells me to do involving you, that I would do it to regain her trust. I then flushed with my head in the bowl sir. I am at your command.
Jayden James
>May I maybe have a nickname too sir, maybe?
Of course. I think "Tammy ToiletHumper" is perfect for you.
>I don't know how the username codes work though..
You put a "#" in the name field and then type your name next to it. Lil' PP can help you out if you're too stupid to do it on your own.
>I crawled on all fours and apologized to her for not giving her enough attention. I said I was sorry for not ever giving her another tongue kiss like I did on the night you had me do it originally. I said that no matter what user tells me to do involving you, that I would do it to regain her trust. I then flushed with my head in the bowl sir. I am at your command.
Awwww, you two make such a good couple! In fact, guess what Tammy? I think you two should get married. Go back to her, get on one knee, and tell her your vows. Then come back here and share your vows with the rest of us. I have a follow-up once you're back.
Jayden Baker
h-hey, I'm kinda needy too. Is there anything else you want me to do? Pretty please?
Aiden Hill
Yes sir.
I got on one knee and rested my forehead against her. I asked if he would marry me, and that I would in turn give her my full sexual attention, since the toilet is where my disgusting dribble belongs. I tongue kissed it again after I said all this sir, I'm sorry. It made me too aroused..
Kevin Edwards
Poor little Piddlepants! Don't worry: I didn't forget you, I just got busy helping Tammy.
Considering you've spent the night doing disgusting shit like piss yourself and dunk your head in toilet water, I think you belong in the trash. Go get a spare trash bag, cut two holes in the bottom for leg holes, and spend the rest of the night wearing it. It can be your own special beta bag!
Sebastian Gutierrez
I really am just a masturbation pig.. even unable to do this without making mistakes..
Tyler Brooks
It looks like I do need to ask you how a trip works user. My masturbation addict brain keeps making mistakes..
Blake Reyes
>I tongue kissed it again after I said all this sir, I'm sorry. It made me too aroused..
Don't be sorry, that's exactly how you should feel! And guess what? You're going to make your marriage official by printing out one of these marriage certificates and filling them out: hooverwebdesign.com
Go ahead and pick your favorite template! And write "Master" in the "By" field.
Also, you didn't quite get your username right. Lil' PP can help you when she gets back.
Liam Gonzalez
where are all the censored images of her coming from
Hudson Richardson
Yes sir, while I fill it out, I have a confession to make. I've been masturbating to uncensored porn a little the past few days. I discovered though, it doesn't make me very hard compared to censored porn now. I willingly came back to it sir, but I understand if what I did was unforgivable.
Dylan Powell
I just did it and it's really tight. Maybe the bag is small but It feels like I'm using leather pants right now. I still have my underwear too, is that ok?
You should probably just check the faq. You put your name, then # (no spaces) and then your "password"
Kayden White
>I just did it and it's really tight. Maybe the bag is small but It feels like I'm using leather pants right now.
Fuck, I'm glad I'm not there. If I saw how stupid you must look right now, I'd probably have a heart attack from laughing too hard.
>I still have my underwear too, is that ok?
Yeah, I wanted you to wear it. Otherwise you'd stop reeking of piss like you deserve.
You know what else? Just for fun let's see if you can keep yourself on edge hands-free. Instead of stroking, rub your tiny cock between your legs.
Also, out of curiosity what's your living arrangement? It'd be good for me to know when thinking up orders for you.
>I've been masturbating to uncensored porn a little the past few days
Define "a little". That's going to determine how severely you're punished.
Justin White
any more of these? pleaaase
Kayden Collins
Let me try again then.
I came multiple times to videos of blonde women will large asses being fucked by large penises, sir.
Eli Butler
I'm alone today but sometimes I have roommates so I can't really say for sure. Also, doing it hands free right now and the trash bag is really helping since it's so tight
Jack Campbell
Where did you find that one? I remember saying he got the other censored pics from a Tumblr blog called black-women-censored.
Jeremiah Reyes
fixed for you, beta
Jonathan Campbell
>I came multiple times to videos of blonde women will large asses being fucked by large penises, sir.
Okay. So you're going to do three things:
1) I remember another user talking about installing K9 software and blocking all porn for a month. You're going to do the same thing, only whitelisting the censored booru (and any blogs you get censored pics from). Like the other user, you'll come up with a random password and have it encrypted at tellyoulater.com. Set it for a month. Don't throw away your password until the settings are adjusted properly
2) No bed privileges this weekend. You're going to sleep on the floor.
The third thing will come into play when you're ready to cum. In the meantime, happy marriage! How does it feel to be your toilet's sissy loser bride for life?
Christian Brown
>Also, doing it hands free right now and the trash bag is really helping since it's so tight
That's great to hear Piddles, because guess what that means? As a new rule, you're only allowed to cum from rubbing yourself in your beta bag. After all, there's no reason why a disgusting piece of trash should get off the way a human being does.
Carter Fisher
Oh, adding because you might be too stupid to realize without being told: obviously whitelist Jow Forums as well.
Ayden Gomez
Sir.. that was me. I found out that bing bypassed the program. However, my email reset password unlocked itself yesterday, so I can now blacklist it via K9 reset, and extend the duration even further. Should I do that, sir, and if so, for how long?
It feels good to be my toilet's bride sir. What should I do in the meantime? I'm sorry for looking at uncensored porn.. it wasn't worth it, I almost had to force myself to cum to it.
Joshua Johnson
d-does this mean I can cum right now? Also, when you say "rub", can I use my hands or not? My pillow maybe?
Alexander Cook
>so I can now blacklist it via K9 reset, and extend the duration even further. Should I do that, sir, and if so, for how long?
Yes, for another month.
>It feels good to be my toilet's bride sir. What should I do in the meantime?
It almost sounds like you don't really mean it. So you know what? While you edge, I want you to write a mini-essay of *at least* 250 words about all the reasons you love your toilet and being married to it.
David Collins
>d-does this mean I can cum right now?
Yes. If you can, I want you to look in a full-body mirror as you do it. And suck your thumb like a young child just to make yourself look even more pathetic.
>Also, when you say "rub", can I use my hands or not?
No. Your hands are off-limits.
>My pillow maybe?
This is acceptable.
Kevin Turner
What are /blacked/ threads like, user?~
Andrew Parker
Any image I should use for this, master?
Chase Sanders
Well first of all, do you have a full-body mirror?
Christopher Foster
No, sorry, that's why I asked for a censored pic
Michael Torres
Done sir. Writing this made me so hot and aroused, sir please humiliate me in the most brutal way you can. My parents are sleeping.. please be brutal sir. I want you to make me cry sir.
Brandon Brown
Not a censored pic per se, but I think is really fitting. Imagine doing this for me IRL as you dribble your loser load into your trash bag.
>sir please humiliate me in the most brutal way you can.
While nearly everyone else your age spent their Friday night going out, hanging out with friends who like being around them, and hooking up with each other after a night of fun and excitement, you spent your night letting to some random guy on the internet make you do some of the most pathetic things imaginable and telling him how much you love humping your toilet.
You realize all of this is being archived, right? Anyone who looks it up is going to see all the pathetic shit you wrote. And you're going to keep your marriage certificate to your toilet, too. Because even if you somehow managed to fool a girl into thinking you were normal, it'd probably last all of two days before she caught you making out with your toilet, or she'd stumble on your loser porn collection.
You truly, sincerely, and unironically deserve to be treated like this. I'm not joking. You don't deserve love, dignity, or happiness. You only deserve to be laughed at.
Jose Bailey
God I get off so hard to you telling me the truth like this sir I can't control or help it. I refreshed the page countless times waiting for your response and now I'm furiously rubbing to your post. Please sir I'm so aroused, order me to do something that will stay etched in my memory for weeks. I'm on my knees typing this out now sir, please. Humiliate me just a little more sir please.
Cameron Morris
>Please sir I'm so aroused, order me to do something that will stay etched in my memory for weeks.
Remember how I said that your third punishment would come up when it was time for you to cum?
You're going to make yourself a piece of toast. Once it's ready, you're going to rub it thoroughly with your armpits and crotch sweat. Then when you're ready to cum, you're going to shoot your load directly on the toast. Then you're going to sit here and slowly eat it as you re-read this thread, soaking in how much of a loser you really are without the haze of wanting to cum getting in the way.
Jayden Wood
Jeez user you're really going full sadist with this guy
Josiah Ramirez
My heart is racing, this is so nasty, but sir I will do it for you. May I choose what image I want to cum to sir, as I dribble my nut on it sir? I want to cum to this one I linked, but it is not for me to decide, I know sir.
img.booru.org
Brody Anderson
I'll be nice and let you dribble to that picture. It's not like it'll make you feel less pathetic after you cum, after all.
Joseph Gonzalez
Thank you sir. I think I am going to edge for the next half hour before I cum. My heart is still racing and I'm still so aroused by the thought of what I am about to do.
Austin Bell
I'm going to bed now, but you're still going to write a follow-up message as you're eating it. I want to wake up with a good laugh.
Kevin Hill
I'll try sir, thank you for the attention you gave me tonight, I was not worthy of it.
Joshua Brooks
Can you guys stop making these threads here
I can't fucking help myself