This thread is dedicated to any and every robot who is by himself and on Jow Forums on this Friday night.
>Why are you here?
>What drug are you doing tonight?
>What do you plan to do for the rest of the night?
I'm here because it's my 23rd birthday, and I had no friends and plans to do anything. I'm drunk and plan to watch The Big O for the rest of the night.
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Happy birthday
>Why are you here?
Nowhere else to be
>What drug are you doing tonight?
I'm drug free
>What do you plan to do for the rest of the night?
Maybe watch a movie. I'll probably just end up going to bed early though.
Happy birthday user. I'm here cause I've been thinking seriously about suicide and I decided to do whatever the fuck I want until I kill myself. So I've been wanking and eating and browsing Jow Forums for over a week. I have a bunch of messages and calls but I'm not picking up my phone.
Life is shit. What else can I say.
>Why are you here?
Aspie loner
>What drug are you doing tonight?
None, plan on a little road trip to buy some good ol' ale soon.
>What do you plan to do for the rest of the night?
lurk and shitpost until I decide to go to sleep
Here's a new song I like.
youtube.com
what movie user? Nothing right now seems good.
Maybe Escape Room or the Marvin one are the only ones that seem kinda decent.
>I have a bunch of messages and calls but I'm not picking up my phone.
from whom? family? friends? coworkers/boss?
>Here's a new song I like.
I like it.
Sounds very 2000s, like middle school.
bump in case any other user want to post
>Why are you here?
I didn't care to really do much socializing after work. I had lunch with coworkers and I was invited to get burgers after work but it sounded awful to me. I'm tired and I want to be physically alone
>What drug are you doing tonight?
Probably this bottle of red wine I got last week
>What do you plan to do tonight?
I wish I could voice chat with a girl lmao
Idk maybe play video games with my internet friends when I'm feeling more energized
I'm only 18 so I haven't seen a lot of the good ones. Thinking about watching American Psycho for the first time. Any recs?
>Why are you here?
feels. I just started coming to this board as I realized there is no other place that can relate
>What drug are you doing tonight?
pot and lots of beer
>What do you plan to do for the rest of the night?
beer and masturbate
If you're up for it. Watch the Godfather. Considered the goat of goat movies.
American Psycho is good as well, but the main character is a total Chad.
hopefully you're playing the new Smash
>I just started coming to this board
which board did you come from, user?
>>Why are you here?
Not much else to do
>>What drug are you doing tonight?
I do not use any drugs
>>What do you plan to do for the rest of the night?
play monster hunter with a friend until my mom whines about me being on my computer all day, probably. I'm 18, but she's really controlling.
Also- happy birthday, OP.
>which board did you come from, user?
I've been a lurker for almost a decade starting on /b/. I generally don't contact people that often online. I am very lonely. I wish Jow Forums could be original content, but I see it mostly as people who have accepted being losers.
As for movies I just watched mad love 1935 last night. Kind of relative.
my IRL friend wants to play smash but i find it obnoxious. i'm playing Divinity with my internet friends
smash is a shit game anyway.
Yes I saw the Godfather two years ago I think it was. That reminds me to watch part 2 now thanks!
If nobody irl tells you, happy birthday OP.
>stay real user
thanks user
means a lot to me
During the Holiday season I get really depressed about my ex gf and basically drink and benzo myself into oblivion.
>Why are you here?
it's saturday arvo you dumb yank cunt
>What drug are you doing tonight?
weed and vodka
>What do you plan to do for the rest of the night?
well tonight watch moeshit and shitpost here
>Why?
Don't have anywhere else to be or any friends, don't like being around people
>Drug?
None, just some good cold water
>Rest of the night?
Play Chrono Trigger and then listen to Hansel and Gretel opera, jack off and fall asleep
>Why are you here
Bored
>What drug are you doing tonight
None
What do you plan to do for the rest of the night
be bored for a little longer and then play some bass/watch a movie
hey I know its shitty to celebrate a birthday alone and last year not one person at school said happy birthday to me. so happy birthday
I hate my life it's just been a timeline of embarrassment from day 1, I am nothing I have the self esteem of a piece of dog shit under a millionaires shoe. I have nothing and have been given nothing to look forward to just continuation of all the embarassment it never ends it's over
>Why are you here?
Few good threads
>What drug are you doing tonight?
Cherry Coke
>What do you plan to do for the rest of the night?
Lucid dreaming
Day 21 of zero carb
Still having intense sugar cravings. In fact I pretty much want general tso chicken and white rice 24/7
Getting pissed cause I figured my sugar addiction would be gone by now
Still just as intense as day 1
Fucking hell
Happy birthday, I'm a 1996cel too. I pray to Allah it ends quick and painless for both of us.
Holy fuck that sounds terrible.
>why are you here?
Cause im very very high and doing anything but post shit is too difficult rn. Even writing this post took me about 10 minutes
>What drug are you doing tonight?
Heroin cause its fucking amazing
>What do you plan to do for the rest of the night?
Im going to try to force myself to breathe more. Other than that ill wade in an out of consciousness till i reach actual sleep. I might post a couple more things and eat some blue tortilla chips.
Im just kinda sitting here half asleep, hating myself intensely but enjoying the high equally
I have no friends and no will to make friends as I know they will all be normies that think I'm weird.
>Why are you here?
It's the only board with various /feels/ threads so
>What drug are you doing tonight?
I left weed for the new year, I'll smoke again once I get my shit together
>What do you plan to do for the rest of the night?
Haven't done anything, I rejected going out with coworkers because I get bored easily with them
You know, in the last years of high school I thought I didn't need anyone, so I isolated myself and thought college would be different. I'm 25 now, still live with my parents and zero meaningful sentimental relationships. I definetly need someone in my life but I'm too socially inept to do something about it
>New Years resolution was to get into good sleeping habits
>4 days in and I fall asleep at 7pm and wake up at 1
Its not fair
sorry, Happy Birthday user!
>Why are you here?
procrastinating studying for a test
>What drug are you doing tonight?
wish i was doing provigil and ritalin, but alas, none but caffeine
>What do you plan to do for the rest of the night?
hope i can get around to studying
>Why are you here?
bored and alone, of course. no one talks to me, none of my "friends" talk to me anymore and all my e-friends are long gone, so I'm just posting on imageboards out of boredom.
>What drug are you doing tonight?
coffee
>What do you plan to do for the rest of the night?
at this rate, I'll be playing some old crpgs until 2 or 3 am, might emulate and play front mission 3.
happy birthday op.
Happy birthday
>why are you here?
Not needed by anyone
>what drug are you doing tonight?
First time edibles
>what do you plan to do the rest of the night?
Listen to the music until morning