You are now a solider in ww1, whats the first thing you do?

you are now a solider in ww1, whats the first thing you do?

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You get foods and water.

Head to The Grand Dutchy of Finland, wait for the Civil War to break out and enjoy killing Commies.

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Depends, for what country?

Become overjoyed I finally have a feasible means of dying in the immediate future

What kind of soldier, what country and where am I deployed?

If it spic related I go out on a 2 week sortie in the desert looking for Turks to fuck up.

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Immediately .303 myself before I get gassed, trenchfoot, shell shock, starve to death or yelled at in an unpleasant manner.

I stray and assassinate Hitler just so Israel isn't created

Up too you

Invent Facebook.

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sit on a hole praying that an artillery shell comes and give me sweet release

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walk out of trench wearing bright yellow

Prob die of the Spanish flue

Based Finlandposter. Im still waiting for the ritual

Help out my Frank brothers, save France and take back Alsace-Lorraine.

Just wish I could prevent the end of the central empires and the treaty of Versailles tho

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>see hitler
>he points his rifle at me
>walk up to him and put flower in the barrel
>ww2 evaded

Play football with a Bavarian on Christmas Day.

shoot some br*t "soldiers" in the benis

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You have to survive in a sauna for 2 hours with a Finn who thinks the sauna is 'chilly'.

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>posts a pic of a non ww1 soldier

it's like you don't even care about mixing up this thread that we've had before

Look for Remarque and chill with the dude, and also get his autograph.

I fucking walk out the trench and try to kill as many enemies as possible. If I die than that's what I deserve

Kill unarmed civilians and throw grenades to my team

shoot myself, which causes the enemies to lose attention and we (the german empire) win as intended

shoot some g*rmans

Crawl around in mud like the worthless worm I am. I didn't ask to be in this war how the fuck do you expect me to fight in it?

>Liberty medals? Are they trying to bribe me with colored ribbons? I wouldn't kill a man for one of those things. Or go and be killed. Any shooting I do is to save my own life, and not for a ribbon and a hunk of bronze.

get in good with hitler, then play the rest of the war super safe and spent the next years chilling killing jews and taking over europe

Be extremely sad as I watch all the men I send into battle get mowed down with light machine guns, and turn around in horror as my superiors look at me and begin discussing how theyll send me out there next.

literally try to survive. WW1 was probably the worst war to fight in. Eastern front of ww2 was bad but Western Front ww1 was probably worst over all

Pack some waterproof boots and spare socks.

>Eastern front of ww2
Jesus, I would give anything to fight on the Mannerheim Line during talvisota or the Tannenberg Line in the Battle of The Blue Hills and kill Commie Rat Bastards.