Mommy gf thread

but what about B's belly?
not too big, not too small. Just comfy enough to sleep on

Very good. Super kind and caring. Pretty good sitting there with my head in her lap getting head pats

Your jealousy sustains me :^)

You don't even deserve that

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Not comfy enough. My head needs to literally sink into a warm soft flesh pillow

fair enough. If only F was just a bit taller she wouldn't be considered fat

Yet here we are, you bitter and alone, and me shitposting cuddled up to my gf while she's watching YouTube

>Pretty good sitting there with my head in her lap getting head pats
mmf my pp
did you ever suck her thighs?

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would you later marry and impregnate your "mom?"

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GOD POST MORE MOMMIES AHHHAHH!!!

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keep this thread alive anons. Do it for mommy ;)

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Dumbass here. Ideally, where does one go to find a mommy gf?

IDK try okay cupid or something.
Apparently a couple of anons found their Mommies on Jow Forums

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>okcupid
Blagh. I swore off that site ages ago.

Guess I'll just have to just lurk these threads and hope for the best. Although I am stupid as shit and dont know the proper way for sharing my contact details without coming off as a sped.

fuck me your one lucky bastard

>Apparently a couple of anons found their Mommies on Jow Forums
I refuse to believe this is real

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I JUST WANT ONE THING IN LIFE AHHH

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I feel so hopeless. I literally can't maintain an erection to anything but femdom. I'll never meet a girl interested in it who likes me

It could be worse. You could be unable to get an erection to any woman that weighs less than 300lbs

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Can confirm is real, I met mine on /b/ ffs

>Meet girl who's five years older than me
>Calls me cute and "young man"
GOD I LOVE OLDER WOMEN I WANT HER TO LOVE ME

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Good lord this thread is still here? Color me shocked.

tfw begining to reach the cutoff age for having a mommy gf

Actual mom here if anyone needs maternal advice

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How do I get my act together and stop being a total moron? I've got no prospects in life and half my family is dead. I need to stop being a neet or at least save my neebux better. Getting a job would own. Also if I could finish my novel and make bank off that, might be cool. But realistically thats not guaranteed.

Because its hard to find shirts that cover your tits when you have DDD and larger cups.

What you need is motivation. You need to be able to kick yourself in to doing what you want. Go online and job hunt, set aside time for your novel. Nobody just has what they want right away, it's about working for it. Keeping that motivation going next week, then next month. Just keep taking steps forward and I know you'll make it

Thanks for the advice. I don't know about finding a job but I at least feel inspired enough to get some writing done. I can at least focus on things I can control and things that I can do.

As hot as you think this is 5 years really isn't even that much a difference "young man"

Jesus, user. How do you meet anyone on /b/?

Just keep that inspiration flowing. It's okay to fall off the horse but remember you won't get anywhere if you don't get back on

Number 3 ori

That's a smash from me boss

i bet the women these people met here are riddled with personality flaws

Thanks mommy :3 oregano

I mean is anyone on this site not messed up to some extent?

i guess we'll never know

honestly i think a fairly noticeable population on here are quite well-rounded, but thats just an assumption.