Are you guys actual losers or just pretending

Before the election and reddit invasions and all of that it was true what you say. It's not so much anymore.

im 23 and yes and im a loser who lives with his parents and i left my work 2 months ago

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>implying college age isn't extreme newfaggotry

They're basically HS kids.

I guess you'd know better than me, I stopped visiting this shitty site as much a few years ago

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I told the dean of my school I had a gun in my backpack and a bomb in my locker after he told me he was gonna search me, along calling him a faggot and telling him to suck my cock, etc etc. It's now going to the attorney generals office, can you defend me please if they take the case?

im an actual loser :(

>21
>Work trash job
>autistic
>live with mom still
>khv
>No talent
>Only chance at good education lost because of losing full paid scholarship
You tell me. I could go on, but these are the current bullet points.

is this a fucking joke to you
fuck you cunt my miserable life isnt a punchline.

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I wish I was pretending man :(

>Male, 18, HS
>Flipping burgers for a job
>Have a minimal idea of what i'd like to do for a job once I'm out of university
>Only had one gf, she left last year, I'm still into her
>Spend increasing amounts of time on Jow Forums
Things might change once I enter uni, but probably not

I am not pretending. I am a helpless robot. But not a hopeless one. I live virtuously, even though there is no such thing. I strive for ideals, even though its counter productive. I preach my wisdom, yet I am still in this hole.

>download (16)
Name your files for fucks sake

Actual. In many ways I am a stereotypical loser, although I'm not misanthropic or anti-social. I really only hate myself.

That's fine so long as you're not a masochist and are doing something to improve yourself

I'd wager that the demographics of this board look vaguely like this.

only about 5% of this board, if not less, is actual hikikomori, basement dwelling, delusional, depraved, and mentally I'll quote unquote "robots". About quintuple that being just depressed, stressed, or disenfranchised individuals who come her for entertainment and escapism, though they may also be mentally ill, suicidal, etc. ~55% being various lurkers of all walks of life, and the rest being normal individuals who used to come here for entertainment but are now, at least partly, slowly leaving do to the degradation of content.

>one gf
count yourself lucky. you'll be fine.

This needs to be a Jow Forums banner

I've got a job, and a good hobby, and I go to social stuff sometimes. I'm also home alone on a Friday night, whiling away another hour all alone in the silence. Going from being unemployed and living at home to this, the silence hasn't changed at all.

Tfw nearly got to see tits but decided not to take her shirt all the way off
Broke up two weeks later, fml

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>normals leaving from degradation of the content
Translation
>reee my /soc/ threads

I'd say there's a good 60/40 split between the actual losers and the faggots who are just pretending.

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theres plenty of late 20s guys here.

and Yes OP, we are actually bottom of the barrel failures of humans

what the fuck are you doing here?

I'm very much a genuine loser I'll have you know

>Are you guys actual losers or just pretending
Both. I make four times what my middle class parents used to make but haven't touched a vagina for ten years. Over the New Year's Eve break I didn't leave my room for four days except to piss because I was too busy edging to a furry incest porn game, and most of the calories I ate came from a block of Stilton that I apparently bought while blackout drunk weeks ago and left in my bar fridge.

You can be a fucking mess without being a wizardchan frogposter. Jow Forums used to have different kinds of people, back before it was deleted, and I miss them.

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Pretty much this.
My comment isn't orignal enough

Basically this for me. I'm socially retarded.

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A dramatic successful loser.

Name of the game? Asking for a friend

Everyone on r9k is larping at robots. R9K is normalfag central

I do actually. Jow Forums was an older gen board until /b/ stopped being the shield. Less than half are in their twenties.

>who don't have much time left to figure out their place in life
What's the cutoff

26. no friends and impending wizardry. i'd say i qualify as a loser.

>Tfw nearly got to see tits but decided not to take her shirt all the way off
You are pure, user. We are too pure to fit in this clown world.
Even if you count that fact as a failure, you're above humanity.

Yeah I'm pretending to be subhuman guys haha chad here I was just joking

I think I only have 2 real friends, 2 people that talk to me instead of me pestering them.
I was invited to a high school friend's birthday party last month, and when I went there, no one talked to me. All I did was look at Jow Forums.
I don't think more than 3 people even knew who I was.
I stopped talking to that dude, and he hasn't talked to me either.
All I want more than anything is to have a friend. Someone who helps me out and asks me for help too, the kind they show in the movies, the guys who'd take a bullet for you. Well, at least figuratively.
I don't really want anything else, just to know that someone deeply and truly cares for me.
I wish I knew how to make friends like that, I don't even want to find a gf or a wife or anything, I just want someone who'll stick through the thick and thin.

I feel empty, like I have nothing to define me. I guess all people can say about me is that I exist.

Pretty much this.
People say that it gets better after high school, that you'll find yourself in college, etc., but really what you are in high school is what you'll be like in college. And what you're like in college is what you'll be like for the rest of your life.
You're not gonna magically get a new, likeable, attractive personality over the summer, and you shouldn't expect radical changes.

SIMULATION IS A DANGEROUS GAME

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im actually an undercover norman. am only 20th percentile in terms of degeneracy

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that's not under your control, user, cuz im laughing at you right now

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All my classmates actually remember my name because I standout from them and our teacher call our names all the time.

I'm a barrister in the UK, its good to see another law-bro on here.

Keep it up my man, we are all going to make it.