Make no mistake, if you

Agree with everything except driving. Any idiot can pick up something as simple as driving.

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Literally how the fuck do you normgroids get into those metal death traps every day?

At best (worst), you are a cyborg, as long as you arent female or a nonvirgin. If you are either of both of those youre just a goddamn failed normalfaggot.

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>cyborg
>failed normie

a distinction without a difference.

i've had sex but lost my chad status I lost everything now girls just ghost me or wont even talk to me

I used to do drugs but I got on probation for being black and only do kratom now and CBD

I dont have a job but I shamefully scam people on the internet its my only skill and I wont do anything except for online business

i cant drive because i lost my license getting arrested and ive lost my license for most my adult life and my parents were too poor for me to ever have a car

ive had a gf but only 2-3 of them were good the ones others were sluts or short term relationship. first gf was some practice bitch that fucked everyone in my rural area

it's literally impossible i took one lesson at 21 and after narrowly killing myself 50 times over i cried in my room all day

what's with all the gatekeeping? there's no official checklist for robots, my definition of robothood is just as valid as yours

i do drugs and i have had sex with a prostitute and i had irl friends years ago but not now
have i lost my robot pass

up until the normalfag flood of 2015 it was widely accepted that anyone who wasn't a neet virgin was not a robot.

if you can function in life in any capacity you are not a robot. getting a widdle bit sad sumtimes :( or having girl problems doesn't make you a robot

To some degree theres a difference. Cyborgs can pretend to function in society enough to hold a job, but will probably drink themselves to death as a friendless virgin. Failed normalfags, on the other hand, were once normoids but dropped out of society for one reason or another and now act like robots.
Both are at a roughly equal tier of failure though.

still no difference, you can't fake your way into normihood it's inate.

also failed normies can fall from normiehood or live their lives trying to achieve it.
cyborg is just a nicer word for failed normie.

have sex is the only criteria really though

if only you knew how helpless a real robot is

>can drive
Yes
>do drugs
No
>are female
No
>have a job
Not yet, but looking for one. Have an interview tommorow with wendy's as a matter of fact
>have irl friends
have some people I cool with at my school, but don't hang out w/ them outside of school
>have had sex
nope
>have had gfs
nope

am I robot enough?

well thank god lmao why would anyone ever want to be a robot

I can drive and have a 15+yo car. Passing my driving test is the only considerable thing I've done in my life.

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no one would, the robot life is not a choice it chooses.

>>can drive
just because you're retarded doesn't not being able to drive is an attribute of a robot

>LOL I LOVE GETTIN ON THE ROAD AND LISTENING TO SOME NIGGER RAPPER! UGH THE HUSSLE AND BUSTLE OF THE BIG CITY IS WHERE I BELONG! LOOK AT ME

Define friends because theres this old black guy at the grocery store i live next to, and sometimes he asks me how im doing and i talk to him for like 10mins. hes the only person i know that i enjoy being in contact with.

>enjoy contact
>im a robot you guys!