/britfeel/

Bump in da night

>so bored I'm arguing politics on /tv/
fuck my life

Come to /x/ dream realm instead

NOT JUST ANOTHER
DROP IN THE OOOOCEAAAAAN

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Being white rocks
I work in the london docks
Shamalamadingdong
Sound cloud rapper shit
Gib fat bitchez

You dont have to call me darling
DARLING
You never evene xalled me by my name
You dont hve to call me wayling Jennings
You dont have to call me charlie
pride
You dont even have to call me merl haggard anymore
Cause you were never on my siiiiide
And ill hang around as long as youll let mee

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Went to bed at 8pm and woke up at 8am
Why do I need 12 hours of sleep to not feel tired lads?
It's frustrating.

tell you what lads, i wish i had a bit more social cunning

Just ate this lads, wasn't bad at all desu, rice is pretty much what you'd expect in a microwave but once it soaks up all the sauce it's delicious. Picked up piri piri chicken with rice and butter chicken with rice too, going to have those tomorrow.

Could be depression or lack of physical exertion causing it, or both, I'd guess for most people it's more the second than the first.

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Fair enough lad but those meals are pretty easy to make yourself and you get more for your money I think

What's with the polish eh, have they got 1 gigamummy shitting out qt's or what? . There's 2 tall qt:s, 1small qt and 1 medium sized qt in work today. Veru distractu as the japanese say

my sleep pattern is wake up at 3am - sleep at 6pm.
kinda nice

white whitey cant fight black knighty
represent afreaka niggas gonna beat ya
cracka blut blut dead em shot shot
/britfeel/ belongs to rapper bots

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I would never trust these. You can get a whole jar of black bean sauce from a chinese supermarket which will last longer and taste better. Egg fried rice and adding in vegetables + sauce to a chicken stir fry should be simple enough.

I can cook but I just can't be arsed after work desu, first time I tried these was a lamb rogan josh one a few weeks ago so I thought I'd give a few more a try, they're 3 for 6 quid which is a fine price to me. I actually bought a pack of assorted indian snacks from the ready meal aisle as well when I got the curry and they were shite.

it's the same with Ukraine they gave loads of beautiful woman to

have loads*
I'm to tired for this ffs

Tim absolutely loves his ketchup

mobile.twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1081464560786305024

how long before time goes broke, benefit can't sustain his lifestyle and his savings won't last forever

>his lifestyle
is doesnt seem that expensive

Back to uni today wahey

you know how people like to get tattoos and t-shirts with Chinese characters on them, the Chinese have the same thing but in English and they're really badly traslated

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> car
> flat
>decent food
all adds up

>decent food
I wouldnt go that far

So it's something vaguely about these hats

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>those feet

She knows her (male) audience.

youtube.com/watch?v=XVUZtZLZ3Vk

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you might be on to somthing there lad

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I HATE some of the accents she doesnt but she's got some ok vids. Liked the shopping channel and the personal trainer ones

He got 300k presumably from the sale of the year house in hazlemere worth 600k at the time of sale

Anyone else get embarrassed when you put condoms on Infront of girls?

Based

youtube.com/watch?v=qCrxm-1u84U

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can't remember the last time I used a condom.

the radio wars are in full-swing today

No I do exercise daily, just yesterday I did 20 minutes of skipping, with some callisthenics in between.
Legs are still aching, but I though exercise makes sleep better, not worse.

I just took it as the gods gave them loads
Got what you meant though so don't worry.
Treat yersen to bed if you're tired user

I was feeling happy but then I accidentally looked in the mirror.

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Any /coldbois/ in?

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I am but just put the heating on

Trying to save money on heating and that.
I just put on a nice red jumper that I really like, but wouldn't wear unless at home.

I think you're very handsome user

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Any lads want to come Hanley with me this morning

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>Yodel
>"Your parcel will be with us soon"
>Has been on this screen for three days
It's not coming is it

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Not right now because I'm under a double duvet and wool blanket but the minute I get out I'm gonna turn into an icicle

>Yodel

Sorry user, your parcel will be delivered to a street with the same name in a town 200 miles away before being sent back to the depot to be delivered to you in a week's time.

>Live in a flat above an old couple
>They're in all day everyday and always have the heating on
>My thermostat hardly ever has to turn the boiler on

Feels comfy man

Going to go shopping today to buy some new trousers and shirts for my new job. Will have to go to the next town over to find mens clothes shops. Will then have to come home to drop it all off then head back out.
As this afternoon I will be meeting an old friend I've not seen in about 3 years from when I lived in another town but he was coincidentally from my home town. So will go round his old haunts later tonight and have a few beers.
Will probably treat myself to lunch whilst I am too.
Very normie day. Will miss posting here, even more so when I am working.

Who should I wank to lads? I'm thinking either Honour May or Chloe Toy.

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The girl always puts it on me, sometimes with her mouth.

evens mcdonalds odds greggs

No, I have never had sex.

>Only Tease
based classy wank

Think I might be getting depressed again haha

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remember when dapper laughs was a thing

i have a cold
but i am in fact quite warm

>2019 is going to be my year
>try hard to cut right back on food and booze
>wait patiently on statutory sick pay
>still no sick pay
>gain 5.5lbs
>fatter and poorer this year already
Interesting.

You can do it mate. Don't give up.

i've given ip energy drinks for this year lad, we'll tough it out together

>lbs

Amerilards OUT

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How the fuck is SSP gonna keep you going lad they give you like 55p a day.
You need to be a woman and go to work and tell the managers to fuck off and then throw a chair and say "I QUIT FUCK YOU ALL!" and storm off and then claim you have depression so they don't allow you to come in until your depression is fixed and six months later you're still getting full pay even though no one else gets paid while off sick but it's okay because you're a woman.
(This actually happened)

tfw dont know how to cook

going out for a fag

What a proper knob head.

Lad/geezer culture is the worst

Buy a recipe book or just look online. Try 'Home Economics'. I use it, practical and saves money.

Just really fucked off today already want to just go home and play vidya but I'm at my mums for some stupid fucking reason and they know I'm in a stinker of a mood. Ran out of antidepressants over Christmas too and was too much of a brainlet to go get more
Probably a good thing mate, they're meant to be really bad for your heart although I occasionally like them myself for a buzz
It's 90 odd quid a week. It's not going to keep me but I've been off work since the 28th of November so had no income since then. They said I'll maybe get a backdated payment on Monday or Friday at the latest
Get fucked

that sounds too hard is theire something easier

Usually I know Metro post any old shit because new age news is a blend of entertainment too, but what the fuck is this? metro.co.uk/2019/01/05/girl-shares-photos-of-herself-crying-after-prettylittlething-sent-her-the-wrong-new-years-eve-outfit-8310110/?ito=social

Off to the milf cafe for a fry up - the Big Plate Special with beans and coffee

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our fucking guy
metro.co.uk/video/man-weighs-700-lbs-plays-video-games-day-naked-1835294/

>her twitter is private
lame
twitter.com/brittanycolley

Based mum kicking him out for being a useless NEET

bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/collection/easy

I remember the Metro saying Paul Phoenix from Tekken was gay because they read it in a doujin and took that to be canon.

Made scrambled eggs with bacon and onion this morning.
Mum says it's better than hers.
Feelsgoodman

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Yes, just buy vegetables, meat and beans, throw them into a pot and cook with any spices you like. you can saute the meat to brown it beforehand if you like. or if you are not a meat guy, skip the meat and take a B12 supplement to prevent becoming deficient.

Well done you, lad

Its just dawned on me that I'm still using the original bag in the hoover I bought over 3 years ago. If I opened it up it would be like a time capsule

I had micro noodles for breakfast

Cheers lad.
I'm trying to cook more in 2019 and make nicer dishes, beyond chicken and broccoli which is what I eat nearly every day.
I used to be a bit scared of using the hob, especially frying stuff in a pan.
Turned out good though.

>it's another dream about meeting my long lost ex-gf and telling her how much I love her, think about her every day and dream about her

this time it was set in Hogwarts for some reason.

had to escape to the shrieking shack in order to get some peace and quiet to talk, but we kept being interrupted anyway by people and house elves popping their noses in on us

don't know anymore if the old advice of just getting laid would even help me. dunno how to fix myself. think I need a nice girl to be my gf and treat me a lot better than my ex did, who took advantage of how much I loved her.

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>stealing heat from the elderly

Broken Britain.

agreed lad agreed

yeah i used to have a sugar free one maybe every other day but they're full of shit

fucking vile dress tbf

i always though him and marshall law were smashing

Why is the person opposite you having keys on toast?

Had a proper giggIe

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I always have to decide whether to be cold or turn on the heating, which makes the pipes start banging.
It's either a cold day or a noisy day

Was gonna workout back but just gonna do shoulders instead
>inb4 do both

I agree, lovely pair of lads

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>he doesn't have his bills paid for by the landlord
>he doesn't have the heating on full blast

Give me something to have a giggle at lads

bit cold innit. cuddled up in bed with pyjamas on and my dog at my feet

I'm sure people never used to say 'cold snap'. Not until a couple of years ago, something like that.