>costs no money >saves you money >fastest results What is the hikki diet? It is just fasting. FACTS >you get less hungry after 2 days TIPS >buy keto strips to check your level of ketones or fat your pissing out. just use your piss botlle its perfect for us hikki >cut all carbs from diet for a few days before you start fasting because KETO flu and also you will be HUNGRY
Make sure if you fast for 5 days or more you are eating/drinking salts so you dont fucking die
If you have fat on your body you have NO REASON to eat. >TFW you see food in house but your boxers are nearly falling off your ass from so much rapid weight loss
I sit on my PC and shit post and im losing weight >exercise to lose weight is a fucking meme
I just broke my fast with small amount of kebab meat and veggies only because I asked mum get me it when I was drunk
>Wht arw you namegaggong now only on my threads because people were pretending to be me today
Benjamin Miller
Nah nigga u was pretendin yo be other ppl wr all know
Eli Moore
god damn it do you just wake up and copy and paste you're own stupid repost
I mean I get copy pasta but jesus Christ this is so targeted weird and autistic. go outside. why would you even want to lose weight if you just sit inside, dont take any pictures of yourself, dont go outside, and dont even have friends? like what are you looking good for? your grave? I dont get it whats the point
Brayden Baker
for what purpose muted for 2 secs
Ryder Young
also just drinking constantly you're going to add weight the same as if you were eating so im not seeing much of a point. you cant just tell people to go 5 days without eating because its not the same. you're consuming 2000 calories a day by drinking. its not the same as someone just fasting drinking water and not doing anything else and other people probably move around more than you do.
Cameron Wilson
To start that delicuous drama and sell the story you are selli n
Landon Moore
Gunny im too autistic mt brother doesnt want to take me bar hopping cis he doesnt wanna tard wrangler me im so fucking sad why was i vorn this wau
Cooper Davis
is that you? :(
I didnt drink for 5 days but got them mad feelz now. I drink straight vodka that dies break the fast technically but im still pissing ketones out dark as a nigger
>To start that delicuous drama and sell the story you are selli n I dont want drama, it was just some retard who was my mod
Liam Price
Bsssss you made fonw public spectataclr outtab me and i yold you i nevrr wantrd that evet you went ahainst everything i saod and yoi told tjem i beytrayed you when o told uou tjat i wad just takibf a month off i
Adrian Long
I agree with you but the way you formatted your post makes it read like an infomercial. >Hi, Billy Mays here with the new hikki diet!
Alexander Gray
>Bsssss you made fonw public spectataclr outtab me and i yold you i nevrr wantrd that evet you went ahainst everything i saod and yoi told tjem i beytrayed you when o told uou tjat i wad just takibf a month off i
T, I never said you betrayed me. ask poo poo or terrapin. I am not mad at you I just feel like a part of me is gone. I never had anything to look foward to, all my life was pure distraction and I couldnt even watch shows etc but when we chilled I felt content and at peace.
of course im upset. but im handling it differently because if I actually think about it, I feel devastated I never said I betrayed you, ask for screen caps
I have issues with abandonment which is probably why I cant connect with anyone, that is why it was rare we became friends. >month off I just couldnt handle that and that fucked up part of me told me it wont happen and I actually lost my friend.
ive been drinking until I pass out and then drinking when I wake up. I NEVER tried to manipulate you or hurt you. you know how much I love freedoand all I did to help him...why would I hurt those I like
>your fat ass don't get hungry after 2 days. Can confirm, ive fasted before. You basically loose your appetite but after a while you'll start to feel kinda dizzy when ever you stand up or move around. Don't fast to diet, your body eats your muscles to much that way. You just need a caloric deficit of 500-1000cal.
Josiah Green
>Fasting to lose weight instead of doing it properly and gaining muscle mass while doing it
Absolute fucking retard enjoy your skinny fat body.
Don't bother using logic he's a tranny chaser and hrt shill
Kayden Reed
What's your discord, cheeky weeb?
Zachary James
>after a while you'll start to feel kinda dizzy when ever you stand up or move around. did you get into FULL ketosis
Dylan Clark
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>bsolute fucking retard enjoy your skinny fat body. I lose all my fat and then I build up kek
Cooper King
>don't eat >not fat It's revolutionary, truly.
Jeremiah White
the truest diet for a genuine virgin r9k robot is a VEGAN DIET. fasting is highly encouraged for all diet types, but in the case of the actual food that you put in your mouth, it is in fact veganism
you cant complain about the cruelty that other people inflicted on you yet torturing and killing animals for your amusement, which is exactly what eating meat is. it is extremely hypocritical
a true virginal robot is a VEGAN
Angel Flores
Theres something wrong with you bruh. I fasted intentionally for about 6 months on weekends and did 1 5 day fast and never experienced this. You bottom out about day 3 but I never felt dizzy or some shit and your body doesnt cannibalise muscles until like a week into it. Were you not supplementing anything at all? You at least want to take salt but a few days shouldnt have mattered unless your diet was shit before hand; which it probably was.
Im not gonna advocate it as a diet for neets though. Party because you probably all have shitty diets at the best of times but also because eating stops being a normal thing and becomes yet another chore. I went from eating well enough at least twice a day to having to force myself to eat once. Now, often, I unintentionally skip days of eating and Im not even a hikki or a neet anymore. Just cut out snacks, pop and ready meals and replace it with food youve cooked yourself.
Juan Reed
fuck off vegan fag
its because he was getting keto flu while fasting
Ayden Butler
shhh, if ur a virgin u deserve all the suffering you're receiving in ur life because you're a briandead hypocrite, and if you're not a virgin you dont belong on this board you disgusting normie
either way im morally superior to you simply by dietary choice. its hard to take the complaints of hypocrites seriously
Leo Fisher
>gunjy picked up a trip either you aren't gunjy or gunjy has turned into more of a faggot