Ex-fembot gf buys lube so I can fuck her asshole better

>ex-fembot gf buys lube so I can fuck her asshole better
am I lucky or what :)

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Yes user, some girls like anal. Welcome to the world of grown up people. Though it would help if you kept that shit on the down low so as to not upset the wizards and NEETs and other internet denizens, this place is theirs more than it is ours.

Theirs? Ours?
This is nobody land

They the no lives, the wizards, the hikimori, the NEETs. Us the normalfags. Don't pretend to be more dense than you are user.

I want to fuck a fembot asshole

I dont know if your lucky, what does she expect out of this in the long run?

You paying some of her bills? You helping her with some debt repayments? Whats the deal here? Never known a single situation where a female gives a male sex without the male providing something in exchange.

>Never known a single situation where a female gives a male sex without the male providing something in exchange.
user you sound like such an asshole. Grow up.

>that feel when you will never mercilessly sodomize a fembot

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Just sodomize them mercifully user

I provide her good sex

Some women like sex. I know it's a shocking revelation, but it's true.

Off this site, nigger

doubt it desu
how

>Just sodomize them mercifully
That actually sounds kind of nice

>so I can fuck her asshole
get a gf and the first hole a man goes for is the butthole

no, youre a closeted homosexual or bisexual at best
fucking faggot

Yeah, it's super nice.

I hate that anal sex is so normalized. Fuck this thread.

Fembots are made to be fucked in the ass.

Give your butthole to me, femanon.

hmm, it sure does seem like these posts are made by the same LARPer ;)

thats right listen to the ancient jewish book of rules

This.

Kikes love anal though.

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>I hate that anal sex is so normalized
Fembot, let me tell you about the Jew.

this is how I know you are no-fun stuck up boring bitter fembot

>I hate that man crave and lust after everyone of my holes
>why can't men stop being men
>Waaaaahhhh

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I agree.
Let me make you pregnant.

>grown up people
>putting things in your butt

>no-fun stuck up boring bitter fembot
It hurts, user. It's not fun having sex when it hurts.

it doesn't have to hurt, you can do it properly. lots of lube and slowly

that woman's asshole is terrifying, it's so fucking stretchy

No amount of lube or practice will make it feel good. It can be tolerable and doable but it never feels good.

It's fun when it hurts you.

I've never once used lube for anal and I don't go slowly either. I think you're doing it wrong user

Bitching about people liking anal sex is like bitching about oral sex. If you cant acceot that there are all kinds of fun ways to pleasure ourselves with various parts of the body, then stop masturbatig too and start having sex purely for the purpose of procreation.

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Wrong and stupid

>Bitching about people liking anal sex is like bitching about oral sex.
It's more that everyone expects anal despite the fact that most women don't enjoy it and experience pain. It shouldn't be expected.

can you impregnate the ass?

Nobody expects ANY sex here you idiot.

>It hurts, user. It's not fun having sex when it hurts.
if it hurts it hurts, that is a very fair and understandable excuse, instead of the shaming shit you pulled earlier.

As far as I know I'm the only one of my friends that has done anal sex, it's not the type of thing adults brag about because that is silly

>It hurts, user. It's not fun having sex when it hurts.
So what feels good?

I'm not a prude for not liking anal.

This, who do you think runs the porn industry?

Only virgins prefer anal due to pornographic propaganda. Pussy feels better in every way, the only good thing about anal is the psychological aspect of domination or kink.

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>what feels good?
Vaginal sex, giving and receiving oral sex, foreplay, finger fucking. But you can do all of those things and still be seen as a prude because you don't want a bloody asshole.

well hopefully you set your boundaries early on when you start dating someone, so he knows what to expect, and whether or not you are worth sticking around.

>having a gf who forces you to put it in her pooper
i pity you

Very wrong and very stupid

Not really. Anal sex is much tighter and with enough lube can feel better than a snatch.

Doing it wrong, faggot.

Thanks for proving my point. Anal is expected and women are worthless if they won't do it even if it's uncomfortable and most women dislike it.

Why not get a boyfriend if you want to fuck ass so much.
Also dont you want to please your partner ? And what if womens expected you to be beg you idiot ? Huh

The ass is for recreational sex, and the vagina for procreational sex. Didn't you guys take sex ed?

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you're right, you're just a little less interesting