>as you walk through the park you see this sleeping beauty
what do anons?
As you walk through the park you see this sleeping beauty
David Rodriguez
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Nathan Evans
I would admire the beautiful tree behind her, I like trees!
Tyler Watson
I would do something because even though I'm ugly I refuse to accept my place.
Jason Rogers
>what do anons?
Keep walking
Nathaniel Miller
Keep a safe distance to anyone weilding a weapon.
Jose Mitchell
Tell her to get back into her horse stance before I break my foot off in her ass!
Jayden Rivera
why is she sleeping like that?
Cooper Gutierrez
Gonna say the n word
Dominic Flores
Ask her to sword fight obviously
with her penis
Jack Campbell
Admire her from afar.
Samuel Bailey
I love a girl who is capable of defending herself. wing chun for example is a great accomplishment for women.
If I could be another race I'd be an Asian monk. absolutely based
Michael Harris
>stare at her as I go on my way
>think about her for years
>fantasize about living with her, raising children with her, etc
Brandon Morales
Unsheath her Katanga and drag the blade up and down my dry pale skin, collecting the skin particles as they fall. When I have enough I'll drop them on her hair so she resembles one of the chicks in a Chinese ghost story.
Blake Gonzalez
Assume she's meditating and don't bother her.
Christopher Ward
You realize that you can be a monk as your current race, right?
Dylan Collins
I've seen enough Wuxia to know where this is going.
Henry Wood
not a gung fu master... that's an Asian thing. they own it
Wyatt Gray
You dont want it bad enough
Juan Taylor
Chad always boasts about "muh squats" "I squat 350-400 pounds" I bet non of them could stay in this postion for 20 minutes straight without bending,
kung fu is really hard. you have to accept failure because you're always going to. it hurts but makes you like iron. yes, I want it badly. I wish I wasn't a giant coward. this year will be different.
Brody Nguyen
Dare not to disturb her serenity.
Evan Gutierrez
>waddle over to her, breathing heavily
>make sure to get nice and close
>waken her with my breath
>"OHAYO GOZAIMASU"
>wait for results
Hunter Williams
My gf is traning muay thai for 3 years now and i find it so fucking hot
Brody Hernandez
Based but also blackpilled
Jordan Fisher
As her if I can become her disciple and learn gongfu from her. Willing to take any challenge to be accepted.
William Ross
>girl
>capable of defending herself
HAHAHAHHAH no
Hunter Miller
won't look or do anything to her cuz don't want to look like a weido rapist
Evan Wilson
Nice. i love all martial arts. and if i had a girlfriend i would want her to train aswell.
imagine those kicks to face, lol.
Carter Moore
>kung fu is really hard
it's retarded an inneficient, that's why they get schooled by any mma guy that walks into and fights a "kung fu master" and beats the shit out of them.
Jace Perry
plant more fucking trees!
Liam Cook
hung gar mixed with mma and you would die, lol.
Isaiah Davis
I trained at a good mma school. it was shit compared to the atmosphere of an actual temple.
mma boys are paper dragons
Bentley Myers
Go up and hug her.
Ethan Ross
Tell that to a woman with a gun, retard.
Hudson Fisher
Ask her "what era are we in?" and if she has like a weird old name.
Nolan Miller
>Write down my number and a compliment
>Place it in front of her
Probably nothing will happen, but it's not like I'm gonna wake her up.
Carson Allen
Start beating her up with the blunt side of my katana to increase my spring harvest gauge