/britfeel/

another day where i feel lonely, depressed and I hate myself

I think I am probably in the top five smartest regular posters.

Looks absolutely hideous tbqh

We need a brain-off between all britfeel posters

Everyones saying Andrew is smart because he only chats to 13 year olds and everybody is smart to them

>Can the UK courts expand rights beyond
They can do whatever they want. Brexit means Brexit

Watching"Passengers" atm. Anyone seen it? It's a good film so far, but it blows me away to get a look into normalfags minds. Chris Pratt wakes up on a space voyage with 90 years left to go, and just about loses his mind after spending a year or so with people. Fuck that's how I've spent my whole life, not counting work and shopping etc. How can normies feel sympathy for Chris Pratt but if an ugly dude is upset about being alone he's a fucking loser incel? tbqh I'd be more than happy to send my existence alone in a comfy space ship. No more wagecucking, no more thots driving me insane from lust, no more hiding my power level.

Same lad, 2019 can fuck off and just go away and do one

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I actually made a typo, I didn't mean Ebin is 'too' (in the top 5 smartest) I meant to say 'top' as in the smartest of all.

I remember that quantitative analyst guy posting before actually, so I'm now leaning towards him being real.

Na, I said Andrew because after talking to him and listening to a bit about him, I just think he sounds like an intelligent bloke.

any other anons forget their pillies today and are really regretting it?

not horny in the slightest but I think i'll have a wank anyway just to kill a couple hours

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WOW LADS YOU ARE ALL SUCH CLEVER CLOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

at the moment I just want to cease existing.

what do you mean lad why not just take them now? also what pills

Nice mixed asian girl.

It's impossible to judge actual intelligence here because autism makes people do and say stupid seeming things.

Andrew must be bright if he works for GCHQ, but he didn't seem to understand that giving money to a young tranny would look dodgy. You could think of similar examples with almost anyone here.

How come? What should we do to cheer ourselves up?

>titlod slowly becoming a gook loving fuck

His nutritionist is quite a qt

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that is not me and Asians are fucking disgusting.

Any of you clever clogs been published? I'm going to try this year.

I'm not titlod, I just post porn occasionally

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aye ive already taken em now, but they're meant to be taken after waking, but they do fuck all if yyou wait 4 hours or so before taking em :/

and fluoxetine lad

all the fucking normal shit desu

Asians are great lad. You need to try one out.

yeah I published my cum on your dad's face

>nutritionist
aka some random lass from mumsnet
what you need is ai DIETICIAN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Published in what?

My mum overdosed on blackpills while she was pregnant with me. I was delivered eight weeks prematurely (consequently, I've been blind in one eye since I was born) and I've been hooked on blackpills ever since. I was raised in an orphanage where the other kids molested and bullied me; the stress turned my hair partially grey and gave me a receding hairline before I hit puberty. It also stunted my growth; I'm 5'3" at age 31. Since I left the orphanage at 16, I've worked a string of menial cleaning and shelf-stacking jobs. Occasionally, I'll have a panic attack that causes me to become comatose for days at a time, and this has led to me being fired several times. When I was 27, I hired an escort to take my virginity. Instead, she bullied me for five minutes and then left with my money and without having sex with me. I was slightly relieved because my penis is only four inches long and I think I would have ejaculated early. The same night, after that event, I drank two bottles of wine and jumped from my second storey window. I woke up in hospital with multiple fractures in my leg, a slipped disc, and concussion. I've had such a bad limp since then that I can barely walk without a stick. I have recurring dreams in which my mum's voice tells me it's a relief never to have met me. I have many other embarrassing stories but these are the ones that come immediately to mind.

Someone post the boob man and proud guy go go

I don't care how great they are
i find their faces repulsive.

An academic journal

considering going absolutely fucking mental and doing an all nighter tonight, lads

>Someone post the boob man and proud guy go go
alright m8

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Ah fair enough lid, I'm on sertraline and withdrawals dont seem to affect me as long as I take it some time within 24 hours. 2 days later and the brain zaps and hand tremors will start

No, I did some work last summer in creating a novel model for embryo spinal cord slices to study demyelination but that was it, bored me to tears and didn't get a paper from it so

All of those posts are made by Andrew.

Nah not a fucking chance. I got a 2:2.

Good film to watch high lads?

shut up about your tablets lads
truly cool guys run about twitching and unmedicated
hey bab take a walk on the wild side

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since when did liking tits become something to be ashamed of? At least i don't worship the anus like a fucking dindu

Big surprise on Poley Radio tonight, huge guest.

imdb.com/title/tt0071615/

Boy that's rough

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It'd be a fucking huge surprise if he turned up himself

>At least i don't worship the anus like a fucking dindu

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Dude Where's My Car, a movie about how insufferable stoners are.

fuck off user, i'd rather be mellow then on edge and anxious 24/7 >:I

I wonder if the guy who finds the arse diamond is happy with life

I bet it's Cola

You're so easy to wind up lad

Nothing wrong with enjoying boobs, but writing off a whole continent of women as "fucking disgusting" isn't a good way to go about life

Sup rashid

I'm just not capable of dealing with women at all and thats why I am gonna stay a virgin.

Ebin is so intelligent he has the wisdom of a 90 year old man despite rarely leaving the house

>he has the body of a 90 year old man

Ebin is massively ignorant but that doesn't mean he is unintelligent

who even said that?

Imagine getting this riled up over a wojak image lol

How does it feel to know you share the sexual preferences of all the least developed nations

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not that lad but even though he clearly posted an asian girl

you're confusing two different people lad, I very much like asians

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When the pressure gets a bit high, it's always tempting to relapse or suicide. Or both.

>not finding Asians attractive is now the same as hating them

Nobody here cares about cola outside of the tranny nonces

>tfw Andrew unironically works for prevent and wants me to not go shoot shooty

My 3rd year group project work ended up getting published if that counts. Just had my professor's name in the paper though

have you properly read the posts? its two different people

>Athianth are fucking dithguthtin
>i find their faceth repulthive.
No you're fine, do what you like

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just used my first set of right swipes on tinder and got 31 matches, is this good for a robot?
i set up the account ages ago and just never used it btw, which is why i had matches waiting for me

any lads here do the drawing shit? i mite do some for a bit cause im that bored.
drawing or reading,. what to do? .. .

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Mum brought me Reese's Big Cup because I mentioned I had a bad week at work.
I've been cheered up lads.

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Have a wank then toss a coin to decide desu

tfw never have enough energy to do anything

unironically whats wrong with that?
I'm allowed to not like people

>finally get gf
>have sex after a few weeks
>she is a virgin
>takes her top off
>presented with this
what do?

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Not really the same is it lad, howay. Don't even act like it is. It's like saying Beyonce isn't attractive because she's black. You going to act like all of a couple billion people are ugly and not one of them attractive just because of their race?

fuck that, stayed up till 2 wankin last nite

excellent choice lad, I wish we got more Reeses products here. For me, it's the Reeses tree they do at christmas

Who cares lad? Tits are tits. If she's a lovely lass then that shouldn't be a deal breaker

yes because I don't like average build of an Asian womans face without makeup they look like rats and with makeup they look fucking stupid

Parents taking me back to the nice doctor again for more meds because I was too emotional today

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Needless to say, I keep her in check
She was all bad-bad, nevertheless
Callin' it quits now, baby, I'm a wreck
Crash at my place, baby, you're a wreck
Needless to say, I'm keeping her in check
She was all bad-bad, nevertheless
Callin' it quits now, baby, I'm a wreck
Crash at my place, baby, you're a wreck
Thinkin' in a bad way, losin' your grip
Screamin' at my face, baby, don't trip
Someone took a big L, don't know how that felt
Lookin' at you sideways, party on tilt

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>care not one bit at all
I have a bra/ lingerie fetish too so even better if she has an excuse to wear one during seks

Good god lad, if someone asked me to draw the worst pair of tits imaginable i'd draw exactly that

Suck her tits, make love to her and make her feel beautiful. I am not perfect either.

Where does the 'andrew works for the intelligence services' meme come from

proper sand bag tits they are, only for proper blokes who like proper wimmin

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nothing because I'm never going to 'finally get a gf'