/r9gay/ - #571

part 9 was last time

part 10* thanks user I knew I could count on you

I'm like that except probably not cute..

You don't have to be a alcoholic slut just becauase you're homosexual

Man I added multiple people from here on discord but they're never online!

Wish I could find people like that IRL

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>meet boy on tinder
disgusting I know but it's practically the only option
>get along well
>he's only kind of normie
>non-slut
>talk every day for a few weeks
>"whenever I wake up to a message from you it makes my day :)"
>feelsgoodman
>plan date
>date comes around, super nervous but still tried my best to look nice and stuff
>he's not opening snaps
>10 mins before supposed date he opens snaps
>"sorry user I was out late last night and overslept"
>feels bad cuz I was really looking forward to it but whatever
>for the next week he's less responsive and gives more one word replies
>no longer getting the "your texts make me happy" and the "i can't wait to see you"
>leaves me on opened a few times
>was waiting until his next day off work to reschedule a date
>day before his day off he starts posting pics and vids of him and this clearly gay guy hanging out
>gay normies have gay friends right?
>next day see his story
>he posted a pic of him and the guy laying down next to each other at 5:1AM

I wasn't overly invested in him so it's not horrible, but it really does sting. I was so excited to meet someone, especially since meeting irl is such a hard thing for me to force myself to do. Maybe I wasn't meant for this life.

you're welcome, just helping the cause

>feel pissed off for no reason
>not angry or violent just unbelievably annoyed
>can't think of a reason why, just feel short tempered all the sudden

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I was mostly talking about the premarital part user, almost no people are like that already let alone gay people. Finding a gay person that stays a virgin until marriage and never drinks or does any kind of drugs is basically impossible.
Most people here are that way but not by choice and they're also mentally ill, which makes have a relationship with them very unlikely too.

What's wrong with drinking alcohol?

>and they're also mentally ill, which makes have a relationship with them very unlikely too.
Yeah, you're not getting a bf like this, asshole.

I want this. I need a fellow user with similar mindset in Illinois please.

I'd take a mentally ill pure bf over a mentally healthy slut bf

I just hate how people are when they're drunk, and I've only had bad experiences with people drinking it

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tostestorene

>crush takes off his shoes in class

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It's not being an asshole to recognise how difficult any kind of relationship with anyone here is user. They're incredibly hard to get off the ground and they absolutely never last.

>I'd take a mentally ill pure bf over a mentally healthy slut bf
If you post your discord and talk to some of the people here for a while you'll pretty quickly realise why that's a bad idea

>tfw all the good boys are never close to me in Sweden

Well there are some but they live in the other side of sweden..

Can confirm, I live in the other side of Sweden.

>tfw no slightly chubby but not overtly fat bf to lay on top of you while you snuggle

would that cause that?

I mean I'm mentally ill myself so I don't judge others!

>tfw no smalandsanonpv

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I might fit this

the pressure would be amazing. like a weighed blanket

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Right here user origiiianiliolini

First for gay death bf, give me a late 20s robot or give me death

>tfw no bf to take shrooms with

The smaland dialect is not exactly sexy. Then again, neither is mine.

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fuck off swedes, nobody cares where you come from

If you buy orange juice with pulp, you aren't going to find a bf. Don't @ me.

I actually have a mixture of finnish, smaland and stockholm dialect

I've been told many times that my voice is beautiful so I will not be bullied!

Hey user! Are you from Europe? :>

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is 25 late enough?

not even swedish but why shouldnt you care where your potential bf is from?

these 4-5 swedeniggers post where they're from every single thread, they're not making bfs, they're just attentionwhoring

25 is great!
As long as youre willing to let me cook and snuggle you while you game or whatever. Just want snuggles and love

Stop complaining and let me suck you user

Stop stealing 25+ top bfs, youngster!

there's also a lot of people from ny here, but they don't make themselves known

i-if i complain can i get suck too

Anyone know any gay novels that aren't shit? I need them as substitute for real life affection.

Omw to steal gay death and balding men from others. Also if they have sunken in eyes. Wew.
Idk why I like these kinds of men, it may be that I really really like coddling and when women do this people always say they have an obsession of 'improving' their partners but idk, I just want to take care of them and make them happy
but seriously theyre just hot that's really it fuck off Freud

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>novels
do you mean doujinshi?

I will suck everyone if i have to

I mean novels. I don't even exactly know what a "doujinshi" is.

>have bags under my eyes
>"Hey user, you tired?"
>"You look tired user."
EVERY FUCKING DAY
I'M NOT TIRED STOP FUCKING SAYING THIS SHIT EVERY DAY

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Gross. Well you may as well do me first so i don't get any residue from the others on me.

>thinly veiled neet-appealing attentionwhoring post

I have the same thing, please be my bf

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>attentionwhoring
Shit, then every post here must be attentionwhoring then huh?
Twenty.

this guy gets it.
after all everyone knows tear troughs are what actual neets have

That's a comic, not a novel.

Me but also autism.
Sorry :

give me an explosives-obsessed italian bf right now

>gay novels that aren't shit?
I'll get there. It better be worth the trip.

>Shit, then every post here must be attentionwhoring then huh?
No, I've been here long enough to recognize 90% of the frequent posters and it's just a portion of them that do this kind of shit, and they've been doing it for months in almost every other thread, it's pointless and dull.

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no suck me first i'll be your hypothetical bf after

That's me heheh UwU

Cute. Bags are cute, the sleepy boy look is very very hot.

Fuck yea sorry my bad. I have a really cringey fanfic I would reccomend. Not actually cringey BUT it is based around a cringey anime
Hetalia
BUT the only references to the actual show are the names and like two cringey white flag references at the start.
Im just warning you, but it is very beautiful after you get through the first couple tumblr esque chapters (tho they are still entertaining)
The fic is called Auf Wiedersehn, Sweetheart by George de Valier.
Not bad.

be like rocky
ya gotta keep fighting till you win
yep
just like gay rocky

youtu.be/tNJp7BKkKig
God I hate gays so fucking much.
You already have a board dedicated to you and you still feel the need to come over here and shit up this place as well.

>tfw have permanent eye bags after years of insomnia
>haven't even hit my twenties yet

Sure, just post your Credit card and PIN number. Just as a joke though, ahaha.

I'll check it out, but I gotta say I don't have super high hopes.

In turn I'll recommend Kamikaze Boys by the otherwise sub par Jay Bell. It lacks the stereotypical relationship drama you usually find in gay stories.

originally date me pls

same for me, they make me look way older.

Tell me how you look?

Or do you want to change for me?

>have deep bags but otherwise take care of my skin
>permanent sleepy depressed look while also having a shine to my skin

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I hate mine, they really ruin my face
ok what's our first date

Aren't they all evil ?

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>no bags just dark skin under eyes from waking up early all life

At least this will go away easier than bags, right?

we go get pizza at one of those tiny pizza places that only have two or three tables inside, then we go to the beach during low tide and watch the turtles come out and lay eggs, then we go back home and play vidya wrapped in blankets until the early hours of the morning and then we fall alseep

>At least this will go away easier than bags, right?

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short, slim/slender frame but lean cuz no body fat, smooth, short black hair, black eyes, idk user

wow user!
I wasn't expecting it to be so detailed, it sounds lovely
reading this back it sounds really sarcastic

IN A PERFECT WORLD
MEN LIKE ME WOULD NOT EXIST

original, fuck you

that's the best i'll probably ever come up with desu, it's all downhill from here ;-;

Long hair best hair user!

I look MUCH cuter with short hair, sorry user :c even being half asian isn't enough to let me pull off cute chin length anime hair

oh, well it seems nice that our first date would be our best
and then we could do it again it like 10 years later with the memories of that first date when we were young and naive

you have to come up with our second date though!

What about acid user? Not a fan of shrooms t.bh

We had some pretty comfy games of Halo/League going last night. Anyone want to do that again? Fortnite maybe?

So where does it reach user chan!

CBD lads. Comfiest thing ever.

oh man, that's a lot of pressure after your amazing first date user
perhaps I would take you on a long hike through the rolling hills to a little quaint cafe with delicious cakes and tasty cups of tea
after that we'd snuggle up on the bus home and watch a nice film cuddling under covers before falling asleep in eachother's arms, tired from the day's efforts

Also want someone to cuddle holy fuck this makes it so much worse

Gonna check yours out too, thank you !

Hot
age?
Gotta find those qt gay death boiz

Not without a good night kiss at the end user

Can anyone help me with this?

of course, hopefully more than just than that one too

Im only 18 sorry

>/lgbt/
I'd suggest offing yourself.

G-guys, I think I'm gay.

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