/britfeel/

thinking I might make some pancakes lads

expert shitpipe fister looking for shitpipe

They are bloody lovely.
Whenever I have chinese, I always get half a duck and pancakes.
fookin lush.

The weird shite they have on their menus like chilli con carne, bolognese, chicken wings, sometimes even steaks

it's in a box, it has it's own barcode

what about for girls who dont have much in their bio?

want a slav cosplay gf

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might watch that they will never grow old ladds

>it's in a box, it has it's own barcode
And?

>Very real chance of me getting a shag next week
>Can't stop wanking to the point my forskin is ripped to fuck and Im still going at it

Fuck sake its like Im sabotaging myself.

Ambulance parked outside my flat with lights going. Going to see what's what brb

Just about worked up the motivation to go to the Co-op for some milk so I can have hot chocolate later. Feel like getting some monster munch or Frazzles as well. Then I'm going to lie down on my sofa with my duvet and watch Burn Notice until I fall asleep. Hopefully it'll be as comfy as it sounds in my head

if some lad doesnt 69 me soon im gonna kill myself

>pakis are fighting in the street again
I hope the pikeys come and fuck them up soon

God imagine having a real woman like that irl. My cock would be harder than a table made of diamond. I'd just strip her off and fucking lick her all over and then plow her till I cum all over her and then I'd definitely piss on her and have her piss on me but not in the mouth just on my tummy.

how the fuck do you rip your foreskin masturbating? Are you using a fucking power sander?

>being british and being a loser
>in a country where even paki, indian and niggers become rich chads

>having pakis in your street
bloody hell, I live on a council estate and it's all just white old people. Guess I got lucky in the gamble of life

imagine being in a position where someone wants to have sex with you

look at her shiny arse phwoaaar

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>it's all just white old people. Guess I got lucky in the gamble of life
Give it 20 years, it will be all shitskin subhumans, chinks, POOjeets, niggers and analbanians.

I dont use lube or spit and death grip like mad.

t. learns everything about Britain from the telly
Fuck off yank.

Yeah I live in a really bad area lad. Pretty much third world, and I am not even joking. You can buy a 2 bedroom flat here for about 40k

Radio should be on soon lads.

Wonder if that lad that posted '### days since contracting oneitis' all those years ago got with his oneitis in the end

>yo bro you gotta tv loicence
*crosses road and gets tasered hang cuffed and sent to jail for jay walking *
imaginer not being able to cross a road where you want

got a link lad? looking forward to it

Look at those soft little oiled up tits in the mirror reflection.

Yall are weird lads

Tell me about your first kiss lads

The voice of peppa pig is a sexy wee bint. Growing up into a fine little piggy! Oink!

could someone please make a new thread with the correct month?

Was 15. Goth girl in a graveyard

have we an image for this month?

okay here goes, going into full detail on this one:
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she's a proper little totty

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I would never admit this if he were here but I enjoy Poley's posts and consider him a close friend.

She looks 14 you fucking wrongun.
What is wrong with you?

I was in year 6 and this girl on my english table reached over and planted a kiss right on my lips

I have had one kiss that I don't count as a kiss
I made out with a ginger girl when I was about 11 or 12 in a game of truth or dare.

The lad holding her looks like an absolute unit of a fatty

It didn't end up in sex so it was shit

may ring into the radio lads, feel it would be swell to get some hot takes from an actual user

my mates fat ex gf when i was drunk on wkds

Wonder if he's off with host and zeus having a cheeky private show without us

>Building up motivation to go to the shops

I know that feel user, just remember the walk back isn't so bad.

>grill I went to school with
>chatted on msn a lot
>party at her house
>she kissed me outside
>used a lot of tongue
>thought this was normal
>did this to the second girl I kissed and she thought I was really weird
Pretty good to be honest. My heart was racing after. Shame she went for one of my friends a few weeks later, oh well. She is married and has a child now

The radio wars being a prearranged sham would make an awful lot of sense

radio is full of tripfags and namefags though isn't it

youtube.com/watch?v=sfcrjRXZVqo

on some proper fifa nostalgia tonight lads, got me tempted to buy fifa 19 even though the series is shite these days

you keep making these posts you paki bastard

imagine just bending her over and going to town

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rate my waifu lads. absolute sexy beast she is, i reckon.

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I'd kill to eat her out, lad

HUGE surprise on the radio show tonight. Big, big guest. And prizes, too.
Do not tune in to any other show or you'll miss out!

I cant because I've never had sex.

alri that lad that said he had a waifu for titty

Still in transit
:(

does radio spamming count as hook up posts or anything? or just general spam, just curious

Looks like a fat version of Kaneda from Akira

>buy fifa 19
Gonna have to buy it. Fifa 07 crashed when I tried to play it

Is britfeel radio actually going to be on tonight. I might try and phone in

It counts as annoying the fuck out of you which makes it actually worthwhile

ZEUS YOU WANKSTAIN IS RADIO ON

Glad I'm going to bed soon tbqh

>chatting to a lass born in 2002
very weird feel lads, feel a bit noncy even though I now it's legal

>"wahhhh some people are posting about the radio!!!"
>says FUCK ALL about the actual Lee Anthony Hoyland-based spam
Found the Lee Anthony Hoyland spamming cunt.

Said he didn't want her so i have robbed her off him, init.

From the manga. Phwoarr lad don't tell me you haven't got a cheeky little stiffy

proper little russian totty

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>thinking there's just one lad that Lee Anthony Hoyland posts

For me, it's a pizza from a Paki place where they don't wash their hands.

could get used to this thotposting pwhoar

I demand either a small petite cute Russian gf or a great big hangers Russian gf.

how come you cried over that tranny? did he hurt your feelings?

if he didn't want her have you really robbed off him?

Stop wanking to drawings you weirdos

>15
>at a house party
>she had been into me for a while but i was too stupid and insecure to notice
>we were sat on the stairs and she went in to kiss me
>though "why not" and kissed her
>went out for a few months

>25
>my first hooker

why do people actually listen to britfeel radio, none of the guests have anything useful to say it's just a bunch of neets being autistic

not him but, he's spammed on here not posted

People complaining about radiomongs look like this

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cor blimey
i wank to 2d and 3d

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>or a great big hangers Russian gf.
Good taste lad
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5ac8b8c690e7f

>kissing a prostitute
grim desu

its the host who just wants to cry about his tranny problems to the lads, hes more of an attention whore than the trannies who make him cry desu

>tfw never been to a house party
>tfw never been to a party
>tfw last friend was in primary school, lost contact when we went to two different secondary schools.
This means it all went downhill when I turned 11.
Should I just fucking rope lads?

Didn't want to lose my virginity and still never have kissed a girl.

Did you see /our girl/ lads? She couldn't have done it without your support. She /news reader/ now

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oy zeus lad is radio on?