I gon fucked up

>landlord is over fixing things
>on my desk sits a dildo
>its my desk dildo
>off the record i use it occasionally
>hes in my room and probably sees it
>im gonna leave it there so it doesnt look like im trying to hide my shame

What would you do?

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probably kill myself for being such a faggot

Is this a lowkey weebhole thread?
Also, that's a pretty well-appointed room. At least you don't leave shit all over like a typical robot or thot.

the thing is, im not even ashamed. I really dont care. i just thought it was moderately amusing.

weebhole? I actually cleaned up my house recently so its looking very well put together. I just have to not actually use my room to keep it clean.

OP here lol he commented on my desk saying "thats a nice desk you got there". i replied "yeah i got it for free". Completely glossing over the obvious fact that he was referring to my dildo lol

Did you accidentally leave it out or did you intentionally leave it out

Who cares what these robots would do? What I want to know is how you got balls big enough to make such a fucking power play?

i leave it on my desk all the time. its more of a decoration piece.

power play? I just find it amusing to have a dildo on my desk. people laugh when they see it. Its a good way to open up an awkward conversation.

guy or girl?
he's probably seen it all before, probably seen worse stuff. if youre a guy hes probably a little weirded out. if youre a girl he probably doesnt care.
my wife did basically the same thing once, at our old apartment we had to have someone come in and fix something and she accidentally left a dildo in the bathroom sink, they never said anything and we didnt even realize it until after they left

im a fully heterosexual male. Im sure they noticed the dildo in your sink, but people are too polite to ever say anything, not even give it a smile until they leave. Then they talk about it all day.

You say, off the record I use it. But everyone knows you use it. No one has a dildo that they dont use. It doesnt bother you, a straight man, that these people know you like to have your asshole punished?

it's not a big deal at all. If you think he's homophobic, it could be your girlfriends.

>im gonna leave it there so it doesnt look like im trying to hide my shame
Chad move, just embrace it

>It's my girlfriends.
There. What about not being such a retard.

even drawing attention to it or trying to explain it would only make it seem like i was thinking about it as if i cared. They'd think "ooh its your girlfriends. right, i believe you. *wink*"

>girlfriend
lol no buddy i learned my lesson about having a girlfriend. Never again. Though my exgf did buy it for us to use, but i kept it for myself.

they only Think i use it. They dont know.. but i do. And it feels fuckin great.

Landlord probably has a tight ass and knows he'd die trying to take that thing, therefore OP is displaying his dominance and assmogging him.
He might think you're a faggot but he knows deep down that his strength and endurance is inadequate to handle that dildo, and aren't those the virtues of masculinity?
(in all seriousness tho', who cares unless he's a major 'phobe and plans on gossiping about it to his guy friends like a bitch)

i meant as an explanation for having it, say it's your girlfriends

at this point, if they even asked id just straight up and tell them its mine and say that it really is just a decoration. which is the truth, 95% of the time. the other 5% that fucker is shoved deep in my rectum and i love every inch lolol

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do you achieve prostate orgasm? I've never shoved more than a finger in my ass but I'm really interested in what prostate orgasm feels like. I sure do love to have me a good hot nut

prostate orgasm is like nothing you can believe. It doesnt happen everytime but when it does you'll know. a finger is fine, but if you really want to rub that prostate you gotta get a good prostate massager, a vibrating one i recommend. But a dildo is great because you can sit on it and do some kegels and shift your hips, and it rubs it enough to stimulate it constantly. If you want to get a good prostate orgasm you really have to experiment with whats good for you. Its all about playing with your body and finding whats comfortable within your tolerance, and you'll get better the more you play.

can u nut w/o touching ur dick at all? thats the goal for me

hah nice one, heres a upvote pal

yes, you can but thats a lot of work. Ive never been able to do it myself, but ive tried. Ive gotten solid erections and precum with anal masturbation but ive never quite achieved a completely hands free orgasm.

thanks user much appreciate.

I got one when I decided to try out chastity. I guess it's kinda cheaty though since the cage pressure actually stimulates your dick a bit.