JFL if you think you're getting a girlfriend in 2019

JFL if you think you're getting a girlfriend in 2019

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What is Hinge anyways?

Something a buttmad incel made up. OP, your image is bad and you should feel bad.

>2019
>implying it will ever happen

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Tinder won't share its stats because if it did 90% of its male userbase would quit.

Only the smaller sites are ever foolish enough to share their data and let the world see how horrible it has become.

Women will destroy human civilization.

Fuck girlfriends, automatic riflemen are better

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the last part of the image is right, could just crop out everything else and leave out the word online.

It's a new dating app for iOS, the bio is much for extensive and made as questions and answers, like "what's your favourite first date" and you can see the person's answer to that question, like "I love taking a walk in the park". The whole app is more for relationships than hookups, that's why it's a little more obscure

This graph is fucking shit and it just points out the obvious.

If we lived in an egalitarian society where gender roles weren't strenuously enforced and women were allowed to do masculine things and lift and be tough, you wouldn't have to choose.
>female automatic rifleman
>calls you sir in the AO and daddy in bed
>provides suppressing fire /and/ snu-snu

>gender roles weren't strenuously enforced

Is that a fucking joke?

What gender roles are "strenuously enforced"?

But I don't want a girlfriend though.

have any of you ever been on dating apps though really? i made an account, swiped left on about 100 sweaty freaks and uninstalled that shit the next day. absolute scum is what infests those absurd excuses for courting.

What are you talking about? Tinder and Bumble are both full of insanely attractive girls. But they won't match you unless you're a 6'+ white handsome Chad.

>full

are you fucking kidding? 99%+ of women there are helplessly sad caricatures that have a personality with the depth of a fucking puddle.

find me one that doesnt like animals, travelling, family, pizza, chocolate, shopping or has a terrible sex joke for an opening. ill see you next year.

>are you fucking kidding? 99%+ of women there are helplessly sad caricatures that have a personality with the depth of a fucking puddle.
>find me one that doesnt like animals, travelling, family, pizza, chocolate, shopping or has a terrible sex joke for an opening. ill see you next year.

All I want is one who isn't obese and has a vagina to want me. That's it.

If you swipe on anything the algorithm discriminates against you. You have to act like you can be choosy, which then screws you because those girls still won't want you. Dating apps are a scam.

So its just a cross between a traditional dating site and a swipe dating app? What would stop tinder from adding the question/answer thing too? Don't many dating sites have that?

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im quite happy dieing alone and single which works in my favour. i tried online dating seriously about 8 years ago and it was terrible. i made the judgement back then that only romantic dropouts and hopeless narcissists take it seriously which i still believe.

its just fucking sad, thats the bottom line.

The big selling point of hinge is that it caters to younger people. The format and goal of hinge is to be a relationship app for millenials, because Okcupid, POF and eharmony are ancient sites and do not attract young people, you will always see people in their 30s and 40s in those apps. These new apps only exist because of tinder, when tinder got introduced, it created a lot of dating problems, like girls never initiating anything ( bumble was created, a dating app where women have to send the first text) or inexistent bio which makes it impossible get a better sense of someone's personality( where hinge and other relationships apps come in). Tinder really change online and IRL dating, and nowadays, Tinder is the worst choice for the average or below average guy.

Source: your ass. You sure are an expert on dating apps.

The sources for this data are on the graph. Are you aware of any data that contradicts it?

I'm not sure what your point is.

I hope you realize all women who served are the biggest sluts, it's not like your animes

You said 90% of tinder users would quit if their data was released. What makes you think that?

Tinder won't share its data though.

Because based on the hinge data, at least 50% of men on these apps have statistically zero chance of getting laid, and almost all the women are aiming for the top 1-10%.

Probably the top ~20% of men in total can get laid on one of these apps. Maybe if you're in the top 30% you could get sex very rarely as well.

They sell a dream to men which is fundamentally a lie. They don't release their stats because if they did, people would see trends identical to the OP graph and realize it is futile

if you bring mathematical data saying your chances of having any success on tinder or any hookup/relationship app is going to be almost impossible for you, you obviously gonna quit it, because of a very simple phrase
>The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.
why use an app that just said to me i'm not gonna get a different result ?

>hinge data
Where is it? All you have is one picture. No links to actual data. Is this app even real?
>at least 50% of men on these apps have statistically zero chance of getting laid
Again, source?

Is that the case though? Why would it be impossible, when everyone can get laid off tinder easily?

are you sure about that user? cus i doubt youd go with an 8/10 chick that is a furry and tries to force weird shit on you

The links are on the graph at the bottom. You couldn't read?

qz.com/1051462/these-statistics-show-why-its-so-hard-to-be-an-average-man-on-dating-apps/

>when everyone can get laid off tinder easily

Who can get laid off tinder easily? Every woman? Every tall handsome white guy?

I've never gotten anything off it. I've had 3-6 matches after paying for boosts that went nowhere.

You must be a woman to be this dumb.

Not everyone get can laid easily. Woman can. The man who are the top of the crop can. Regular joe can't.

you must be a woman to be this retarded

>make my friend a tinder profile as a joke just to see all the rednecks in town for the redneck festival here atm.
>Use a photo that is literally just her wearing a mask, no profile
>Literally over 100+ likes in 5 minutes, matched with literally every guy we swiped yes on.

Seeing that was so fucking depressing holy shit.

>when everyone can get laid off tinder easily?
>when everyone can get laid off tinder easily?

women are so spoiled in 2019 their brains have literally rotted into this

Nah it's the "incel lies" troll. He pops up in every thread about sex, relationships, tinder etc to bait people. He's very easy to spot if you spend a lot of time here.

>what is biology
I'll have you know women are responsible for gender roles as much as men are.
Neither could choose.
Find me a terf gf willing to genrole swap I'll be gladly a sahd, I'll cook, clean and let you sit on my face.
Might as well ask her to be 10/10 since we're fantasizing lmao.
No really show me a roleswap relationship where the woman actually loves the man.