Be me

>Be me
>using windows
>slow as fuck
>Finds fucking updates
>Restart and takes ages
>Fucking download ubuntu
>Updates and restart
>10 seconds to boot back
>mfw ubuntu is better then windows

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Buy a SSD.


You can boot windows in 3 seconds with that.

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> buy new hardware because your software is defective

Should I list you all the things Ubuntu can't do?

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go ahead and make my fucking day

They should make a cute version named UwUntu! :3

You're welcome to do that but it will require reading some documentation. Try to distribute "Faggotwindows" and Bill is gonna be all up in your ass.

adobe products
most games
microsoft office
most business things, for that matter
share filetypes with other programs
have working drivers

of course you're probably just a NEET that doesn't care about any of that.

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Honestly fuck video games. In having a way better time using a xim to shit on console players. I think I'll just get Linux and quit Windows

I'm in a similar situation. I have a Lenovo ThinkPad that I got in 2008. I could replace it, but why?

I installed a minimalist loadout of Arch Linux on it, with XFCE. It works great. Very snappy.

>abode products
GIMP, PDF utilities, and other programs can replace Adobe products in most applications.

>most games
Only if you're discussing modern PC games. You can emulate just about any retro console in Linux, plus there's WINE support for older PC games.

>MS office
LibreOffice

>most business things / share filetypes
What the fuck are you talking about? It's easier to connect to Samba and WebDav in Linux, not to mention native SSH support and shit like that.

All of those things have direct alternatives that have the same technical capabilities. Also, they don't cost any money.

If you're one of those people who absolutely needs to have the hot new game and you cant live without it then you're just a faggot

And chrome os is better than ubuntu and anything else

>can't run my bideo games
>crticizes someone else for being neet manchild
Lol. Just get a processor with Vt-d and you can virtualize games with low overhead in Gnu+Linux

Hey user. It's because you're not loading 7 seconds of useful software that you can't get on Linux.

FAGGOT NERD QUEER

Linux sucks. Tried it a couple times. I could never download anything because you have to open terminal, type sudoaptget shit and it will never work, it will give fucking errors and just not work. Not to mention, 99% if programs aren't even available on Linux anyway. Couldn't get it to work with my printer either. Linux is shit for nerds.

Although to give credit where its due, I have an old, weak Acer Aspire One netbook that is slow as fuck for Windows 7, so I loaded Linux Lite on that because it's a lightweight os

Use Windows with a virtual machine running linux or the other way around. Problem solved

You cant be serious pls. Get an usable distro like ubuntu and install Firefox, chrome or even fucking opera

>cmd sucks. I can't use my mouse and i have to type shutdownbrainlet -t 0

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GIMP sucks elephant cock and I have no idea why anyone would use it. Are there good Photoshop alternatives, or do you just virtual box it?

>adobe
I'll give you that one, if I used any Adobe I probably would've stuck with Windows.

>most games
All I need is OpenTTD, Terraria and Factorio and they run fine. If I was a gamer probably would've stuck with Windows.

>MS office
LibreOffice had Ms extension support and I never had any issues handing in projects at uni.

>driver support
Never had any issues.

GIMP's OK, it can't hold a candle to photoshop but I've used it for website graphics and managed to to get by.