It's my birthday since 30 minutes ago, I now finally don't have to lie about my age here!

It's my birthday since 30 minutes ago, I now finally don't have to lie about my age here!

Who wants to be the first person irl or online that wished me a happy birthday?!

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>30 minutes ago
That means you're Swedish or German.

I shan't wish either a happy birthday,

Incorrect my friend, Balkans

Ah, then, Happy Birthday. I hope it's a good one and you get to remove many kerbab.

Soon brother, soon.
I just need a priestess

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See if you can get a pagan heathen Forest Elve High Priestess. I heard, while nearly impossible, if you can make a Finn laugh, it will grant you 2 wishes (the 3rd wish is used by the Finn to get some more kossu for itself).

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I love you. I am going to kill myself so I can be reborn as a Finn.

That's too high of a rank I fear, I hadn't had one until now and I'm already leaving the tutorial levels but maybe

Sreken Rodenden

Almost but it's the thought that counts, thank you!

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This is for you, Comrade.

Bring the Goblin Slayer and the priestess to us

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Quite educational

I know it's my favorite out of the trilogy

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Remonstrate.

How have I not seen this before

Because aliens, serkku. youtube.com/watch?v=kl4yKBpbtPE

Good now get your virgin 18 yo boipucci on Grindr and be a sissyboi bottom and let other robots top you

Lmao thanks for this user this is really fucking funny, just my type.
Beware of aliens.

How about no I'm no gay :(

The girl I like wished me a happy birthday when she saw it's my birthday on Instagram, I'm going in for the kill user with that "What's up" after the thank you.
Wish me luck I'm going for the boss

Well be a TOP and fuck sissies OP it's your bday get some boipussy

>boipussy
What about normal pussies? Am I asking for too much?