The time has come, robots. I've bought charcoal...

If you do it atleast stream it

Donate a few dollars to me

i want your stuff when you die
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Sayonara user, wish you all the best for the life on the other side

Could you tell us why you're doing it?

I tried to do this. Cops found me before it was too late thankfully.

Op. : "I'm gonna kill my self..
R9k: Give me all your money before you die

U guys act like college students, can't you try stop him or something? XD

There's literally nothing we could do

its not worth it bro, especially if you still have close family

Hey thats my plan. Report back if it works

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Put it on hold, wake up early tomorrow leave your house and spend the whole day fucking around outside expecting no consequences for your actions, if you didn't like it go through and kill yourself but if you like it try living your life.
I know it sounds childish and naive but as i said if it doesn't work you can always kill yourself

Are you a girl, aren't you? Only a girl would say something like that. Killing yourself is not a light matter. If he made his mind there's nothing we can do. We are not his friends nor his family nor we have any way to help.

His edgy blog posting doesnt mean hes really suicidal, but maybe he will paypal us money

That's not fair. It's 50/50 between that and asking to watch

user is right.
Nothing we can do from this distance but give him attention or teach him to ignore help. And OP chooses not to, or survives, that's some unhealthy stuff to learn.
Literally nothing good we can do.

If it's so logical why haven't you?

Why? I highly doubt the world would be better if he stayed alive. One human mouth less is a good thing for mother nature.

Donate me a few bucks so I can continue my neet life until I decide to join you.

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>not using greentext
>XD
Roastie d e t e c t e d

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Who are you quoting?
origgg

Please don't do it user. Know that your life can and will get better, and that you have the power within you to make that happen. Do something like , anything can help. Just live for yourself for now.

I don't understand your question, the person i quoted is in my reply

user. You should just go out and take your frustrations on some normie fucks instead

>Using XD
>Trying to stop suicide on Jow Forums
gtfo

Because humans aren't purely logical beings

I'm sorry. You will be in my thoughts tonight, whoever you are. And I'll forgive you no matter whether you go through with it or not.

don't do it oppie

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Why does this kind of posts make me so sad? Why I cannot do something about it?
Cheer up please I send you a dango hug

gentle stream carry me far

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I promise I won't do it if you paypal me some money, user.

should do it in Japan lad. probably going to go walk into the snow in Hokkaido and wait for the sweet cold death to take me. fucking hate being a fucking loser

In the past I would have happily cheered you on... but maybe just give yourself a month to make the decision? Things can change for the worse or the better very quickly.

lmao big mood

If you can honestly work up the courage to kill yourself don't you think you could do something else? I mean suicide isn't an easy thing to work yourself up to.

So what's your story OP?
Can you tell us what led you to this and why this is the methode you chose?

Fine. Give me your paypal addresses.

i don't really think its about courage, its about thinking they do not have any other options, however it does take balls to actually kill yourself

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You guys are idiots. a

>got money 40 bucks
Yeah. I'm such an idiot.

Holy shit you didn't have to send me money OP, lol. I wasn't serious please don't kill yourself.

I got 40 too.
How much did you get? I guess 40 too but I'm asking to be sure OP didn't fuck me over and gave someone else more.

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Seriously OP you're gonna kill yourself while you let these fucking bums live on your dime?

it's amazing how awful you people are

we'll use the money better than that dumbass LOL

It's a pity OP can only kill himself one. I could make a living of this.

why would you be scared of the police if you're suicidal? also, how much money are you donating to anons?

Shut up and give me money, you greedy fucker.

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Fuck off. OP's money is us. He isn't a charity. We got to him first.

>newfags extorting suicidal robot

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Probably too late. If you can me some money so i can pay my electricity bill, I'd apprecite it. Im close to the edge myself and might join you soon

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>Im close to the edge myself and might join you soon
Look at this greedy piece of shit. Instead of giving us money he wants some too only to kill himself afterwards.

hey kinda greedy user here too but a donation would help cover my internet bill!
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If you're so nice then why don't you do something to stop him from killing himself instead of judging us?

A life is a precious thing to waste OP and a death is even more preciouser. You could reap ideological gold with your suicide or help discredit a competing ideology.
Maybe you should slaughter a bunch of incels on behalf of feminism so people will realize that we're the real victims. You could create a better life for those of us you will leave behind on this board.

Trying to get money out of a suicidal man is a new low even for Jow Forums

I just want to live what may be my last few weeks in comfort. Im getting kicked out in 2 months because my home has been condemned by the city. My family disowned me. Literally all I have is r9k and my PC. Atleast I can use those if I have electricity

>one off
Rerolling for OP's life

fuck it, re-rolling for OP

>My family disowned me
What's the story?

So long story short I'm a closeted gay guy and I got caught with my dad's boxers. I know I'm disgusting.

What? So you want to fuck your dad? Not even judging you, user. That's weirdly interesting.

It's not that I'm just really lonely and I can't meet anybody. I really hate myself.

If you want to talk you can give me your contact.

Im NEET and they got fed up with me not wanting to do anything with my life. I can and have gotten jobs relatively easily, its just my normie coworkers. Everytime im eventually made into a joke once they found out im not normal, and im not talking normal bullying. They reallly go out of their way to make you feel inhuman

Thats not me

>They reallly go out of their way to make you feel inhuman
Well, what do you expect? You got caught off jerking off using your dad's boxers. People will bully you if they find out.

Very funny user. Since you like picturing gay incestuous situations, how about you come suck my fat dick

>Well, what do you expect? You got caught off jerking off using your dad's boxer's
Is your mom that ugly?

Yep, he's dead.

Where are you from, OP? Pick me up and we'll do it together.

Im broke and need a new modem.
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Please dont kill yourself user, nfisher32two#4908

OP please take me with you

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Truth.

its disgusting, like sure he doesnt need it, but thats really low even for us robots.

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Fuck you. Give me money.

explain how is it low ? we are helping him get his place in heaven

This. We're going to hell so he can go to heaven. We're making a noble sacrifice. We're the good guys here.

>just when you think Jow Forums can't sink any lower
>p-pls gibe money here paypal!
You lads are pathetic.

Man if I am to late please forgive me. Dont kill yourself, please!

OP I'm serious, if you are on the West Coast USA please I'll die with you. I'll do anything you want.

Why don't you admit you're jealous because you didn't get in time to ask for money too?

I don't need 40 bucks, and even if I did it wouldn't be worth begging it from a vulnerable person. NEETs truly are disgusting.

Is the free money still in? Or is he already dead? I want 40 bucks too

man I hate being late for deadbux
hopefully he died peacefully.

The human is part of nature. If you kill the human you're killing nature

U still alive OP? I wish I came early to get that Juicy 40 bucks... I hope you have a peaceful death...

OP, if you are still here:
Thanks for giving me the idea about my own method. I'm scared of pretty much anything else I thought of. This seems perfect.
I think this was all I needed to push me over the edge. I'll join you soon.
And don't listen to all the failed normies. There's really no reason for existing. If you find your suffering unbearable and cannot see a future improvement, choosing to die earlier than you would anyway is fine.

When you do it make a threat and give us money.