Well r9k and normies you did it

I saw a video in a rekt thread that had a guy who attempted to kill himself with a shotgun and essentially blew half his head off and survived and was shaking what was left of the mangled remains of his face on they stretcher... couldn't see, couldn't speak and probably couldn't hear either. Just remember if you fuck it up there are worse things than death which should be motivation in itself not to do it.

Killing is perfectly normal feeling howver killing yourself over a pussy or this case not getting pussy is the most pathetic thing ever .

there's too much room for error with firearms, one jitter and you could mess up.

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Man up and slice yourself up with something sharp.

Wtf is up with 4channelers liking catcher in the rye?

yeah that's always been a fear of mine. that or the theory of quantum suicide. so i'll never commit suicide. i'll just hold on to the hope of better days.

ideal suicide plan: sleeping pills, plastic bag, and ducktape. Take enough sleeping pills to knock yourself out and before you black out ducktape a plastic bag over your head by closing the opening with ducktape around your neck. You'll suffocate to death and as long as nobody finds out should pretty much die, and probably not have a fucking horrifying corpse. Plus if you change your mind at the last second you can just rip a hole in the bag.

Man, just let go of it. Women aren't into you. They're not really into me either. You don't need to kill yourself unless you truly find no purpose in this world. Try to find a new purpose, one that is for you and you alone. The world may be shit, but you don't need to let it drag you under and drown you. You can rise above all this shit just by not playing by their rules. Women want to deny you a chance at love and making kids? Watch their shit come back to hit them in the mouth when they die alone and unfulfilled in their 50's, while you are laughing because you have something they can never have. They make Chad dick their obsession, and then it destroys them. You can make your obsession something that won't destroy you, as women have done. Create something, do things, hell just find a few good friends who understand your position and chill out and laugh with them as these whores kill themselves and their society crumbles around them. By then, you should have your preparations made, whatever that may be.

If you have any money to paypal me I will let you sext with my side chick.

Look, Hitler died a virgin, there is literally nothing wrong with it

the problem with this method is that you could be awake before you run out of oxygen, it's really hard to time it properly.
lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/plastic-bag-drugs

i read earlier that someone said you can kill yourself with nothing but a ziptie around your neck, and it's pretty much impossible to get off.

can you paypal me some money incel?

yeah but thats sounds fucking horrifying. I like the ducktape bag because A) I can chicken out if I finally realize the value of human life and B) whoever finds me won't have to see my suffocated face and be traumatized

You sound like a magnificent guy OP, women should be attracted guys like you. It's such an injustice that things have come to this.

>somebody did something that will make me kill myself
Fuck off already you clown

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Don't kill yourself dumbass, take your anger on those who wronged you by leeching off of society and wasting tax dollars

Be strong and kind, and survive.

you're supposed to shoot up your school and tell us where you go to school coz we all right

>I will kill myself
Don't let the rope snap on your way down.

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