ITT: embarrassing things you do

I place my dick so it lays against but don't point straight into the bed. I also don't cum from it, I just like it.

I compulsively pick stuff off of the ground/floor whenever I'm in public Eg. Coins, paper clips, paper scraps, pieces of plastic, tacs, batteries, wood chips, or whatever else.

I've done this and it still hurts :(

And you just pocket it?

Time to get a body pillow or a softer bed.

I've tried to use normal pillows before and it hurts. I've never had a body pillow.
I'm sexually frustrated and want to fuck the shit out of something, but I can't.

Because I have no identity of my own, I try to morph myself into various different personalities/appearances that I find attractive based on people/characters I see in media. I have done this since 5th grade and continue to do so as a 23 year old grown fucking man, and it changes about every 5 months or so.

What recent personalities have you taken?

>'m sexually frustrated and want to fuck the shit out of something, but I can't.
that's cute UwU

Thanks user, I'm glad somebody is getting some enjoyment out of my situation.

why not just make a sex toy? soft socks can be nice

I got back into anime about February of last year and watched FMA for the first time. I had skipped watching it because I thought it was too basic, but I liked it and I decided I wanted to try out being like Ling. Skip to fall, my hair is long and I have abs and muscles and stuff for the first time in my life. So I got the body and the hair down, but couldnt get the personality.

Most recently I started watching Survivor again, and watched all 37 seasons. I decided I want to be more like Boston Rob, so now I want to add a little bulk, get a tan, and work on my trying to manipulate people. I cut my long hair off and grew my facial hair out a little. Not gonna do the accent though, thats too weird. Im so fucking lost dude, I have no idea who I am, doing this for years is nutzo. Be glad if you have a firm grasp on who you are.

How exactly would I make one? What do I do with the sock?

Whenever I am about to go to sleep and close my shades I pretend to have a gun and shoot at an imaginary person who is outside before I close it.

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just fuck the sock user
There's guide online for making home made sex toys but when I was kid I just fucked soft socks or one time I fucked a tomato to death in my hands

You should try impersonating a successful irl person and see if you can make it far. Do you have friends? How does family cope with this? Also, you don't need to be a super and interesting/unique person to be yourself like media portrays it. You might actually just be a mundane person normally (aside from this autistic impersonation) and maybe can't accept it?

I've like put a sock on my dick and jacked off before, but I've never really "fucked it"
Also most of the sex toy tutorials online involve stuff that I don't have, and I can't drive so I can't just go out and get them

I'm still a little bit afraid of the dark

cute, pics of collection?

I used to do this as a kid using the backseat as cover and shooting drivers behind the car

It's kind of weird how your dick keeps hurting. You sure something isn't wrong?

Maybe there is?
I think it's because I'll be like lying down flat, so there's too much pressure or something.
It's like a pop at the base, and it's unpleasant.

Love live neso
I'm gonna follow up with another pic

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I act like a maniac when no one is looking

I gotta pumpkin, ghost, two eevees, a bananya plushie, and the love live neso

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I sleep with a body pillow, and hug it all night long while pretending it's a hot chick.

>tfw family wakes you up, and you have to pretend like you don't know how you got in that position

I thought everybody slept with body pillows like that?

I'm pretty sure they do, but it's still embarrassing for someone to see you doing it. Also, most people don't have body pillows, and think it's weird, as far as I know.

I like your plushies

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Holy shit me too. When there's no else in the house, I can't stop pacing and making weird noises and shit.

This picture bothers me. You're not supposed to hold the magazine, lol.

I have friends off and on, but I usually split for unrelated reasons. I havent told anybody in my life about this, not even my therapist. All my family thinks is that I change appearance once in a while. I cant say its all bad. My FMA stage got me in the best shape of my life, and no matter what happens to me, eating well and exercising will be a constant. It would be really powerful if I could use it the way you described. I dont even know how it works, I seem to just latch onto random stuff. A set of mannerisms, an aesthetic, or how someone handles people. It doesnt even have to be something Im exposed to for a long period of time.

me too
I hug my Eevee nesoberi when I sleep

casually putting my hand down my pants when I'm just relaxing at home

I do this too, but it almost always evolves into jacking off

Same here. I have to stop myself from doing it when people come over.

>casually putting my hand down my pants when I'm just relaxing at home
You absolute freak, I can't believe you've done this

I do this too, sometimes I play with my pubes too if they're long. Like I'll take a few between my fingers (not ripping them out) and kind of twist them/roll them between my thumb and my finger. It's getting to be a habit for me, cause sometimes I get a strong urge to do it.

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That's just your inner /o/utist coming out. It's not embarrassing to spreg when you see a car on the road that you really like. I threw a fit when I saw a first gen NSX on the road a while ago

>8822
check'd those double doubles
>embarrassing things you do
obsess over lore for games I like and become extremely attached to certain characters. Most of the time it's just a moderate crush but there's one character from a game I have several hundred of pictures of alone. Outwardly by my family/people who know me see me as a pretty stand-offish person and not very emotional. Nobody knows i live like this

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I do this but only in my head/fantasies, I'm too much of a coward to try and do it in real life

>but there's one character from a game I have several hundred of pictures of alone
who?

No it's a secret, these are embarrassing things remember?

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Clearly that pepper doesn't browse Jow Forums

I also used to sniff fingers. Another period I used to blow on them instead.

>buy sex toys on amazon
>feels good
>they're "1 time use only"
>after about a month they start getting worn down and gross looking
>still use them anyway
>don't want to waste money buying more all the time
>think up new creative ways to use them
>cut off the top of a shampoo bottle and wash it out
>put cock sleeve inside so it feels tighter than just using it with hand
>somehow this creates a lot of suction and feels amazing
>cum buckets
>eventually the shampoo bottle kind of caves in on itself because of all the suction

I currently have a cock sleeve with the back end cut off of it super glued around a narrow glass with another one inside the glass, creating some kind of interlock for maximum suction, feels amazing. I'd be devastated if anyone found this fucking abomination