*sits down at your table

You think this is funny trying to make a loner like me feel more like a piece of shit? Tell your friends what I know how this goes.

it's not the correct move, BUT I would probably be so shy and unable to form complete sentences that she would think I was mentally disabled (sometimes I think that I am). anyway she'd be convinced that I'm retarded and since she looks like a really nice and kind person she'd always come up to me and give me a warm smile and ask how my day is going, maybe tell some stories about the clubs she joined, etc etc

This would be the correct answer

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Femanom here. Why are most Jow Forums guys I meet here exactly do just that?

what would someone like this smell like guys/??

you're supposed to ask about the other person, if you don't it looks like you only care about yourself.

> "It'd be my pleasure to sit with someone as pretty as you are"
*immediately show sexual interest so as to not get friendzoned*
Learn her interests and sense of humor, make her laugh, don't be fucking autistic.
Eventually get down to the big q
> "so you seeing anyone?"
> *shows pic of chad boyfriend*
> *immediately get up and hop out office window*
Every. Fucking. Time

I ask everything about the other person. But they only answer it and never ask back. So after awhile it my long ass messages just end up being "yeah, that's cool".

Are most guys self-centered? I know most women are but what about men?

You flip the table on her and screech REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE as loud as you can to assert your independence from women and dominant alpha male aura.

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>what is shyness/social anxiety/autism

What do you ask them? I need to know how to talk to people

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I have a feeling this user can relate via personal experience.

larp threads are ba-

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look if you are terrified of the other person you are gonna freeze or run away. it's impossible for you to understand how afraid they are of interactions like this failing upon meeting them and would be wrong to assume this fear in everyone, so the cowards need to accept that the conversation will fail because you shouldn't be expected to persevere through their fear.

to act cold to her but not mean.
show no interest in her.

woman are used to being admired so when you act a bit cold or disinterested they like you more.

Their hobbies first and extrapolate. Like if they're into reading and ask what their genre is and favorite book. Philosophy or even philosophers they admire. Shit like that. Even include stuff about me.

After awhile, even after cracking some jokes, I get bland replies. I just assume they're disinterested

Solid points. I guess it's just a bit disheartening to show so much interest but the other person doesn't.

In lieu of this situation when faced with someone you're either unsure if they're interested but scared OR just disinterested. How should a femanon proceed?

>tfw no hobbies
You're doing better than I am

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NO ROASTIE! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE LIKE YOU LEFT ME MY WHOLE LIFE!!!

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No she doesn't. Nobody is going to voluntarily sit down next to you and initiate conversation. No woman will ever sit down and smile at you like that. You will never feel that kind of warmth. She will never look at you with an expression that isn't one of dismissal or revulsion.

I feel embarrassed actually since the only solid hobby I have is reading and being stuck in this hellhole with you degenerate fucks.

I usually feel intimidated when this cute guy is into weightlifting and working out but I'm a fat fuck so he'd probably not like me

probably keep interacting with them past what you would consider to be the normal point where you judge they aren't interested in you, so they can either grow more comfortable talking to you or admit that they are uninterested themselves. Maybe be straightforward and ask them if they are having trouble conversing with you, and maybe offer up the information you think they'd be interested in.
What I'm saying is coach them, but as I said earlier, you shouldn't be expected to have to do this.

I've had girls talk to me like this. It was confusing. at the end we said we should hang out but then neither of us asked for each other's number or anything so I guess they wanted me to ask but I was too stupid to do it. to be honest I wasn't looking for friends, and wasn't interested in anything more with them, so I'm sort of glad that didn't progress, but I still remember that it happened and that I'm socially retarded.

Thanks dude. I'll definitely try that next time.

All I ever want is a robot to cuddle and love ngl :/

How long have you been here? I think this site has completely fucked me

I've only been here since last week and I HAVEN'T EVER LEFT.

Every other hour I'd find myself here. FUUUUUUCK it's starting to be unhealthy and trap porn is somehow cute to me now FUCK THESE BOARDS

Yeah, sure. I am user. What is your name? Where are you from?

easy.

You have no one to blame but yeself.
Also stop watching porn, shit messes with your brain.

Jesus Christ where did you even come from? I started posting here seven years ago when I was 14. It's not too late to leave this shithole and never come back.

An awkward silence and then this. because the autism.

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Sure, come here eat my dick, bitch.

Oh yeah? Then why are you here man. CHECKMATE

I had no one else to talk to then, so I came here to get whatever little socialization I could. Not much has changed in seven years other than me being a complete degenerate now

I try to ask girls lots of questions when I talk to them but sometimes I feel like its an interview or an interrogation. Do you ever get that vibe from guys?

user, who hurt you?

Lasagna.

> *sits down at your table
> "I'm new here, mind if i eat with you?"
I'm eating with some friends in the near cafe, you can join if you want.

>I feel embarrassed actually since the only solid hobby I have is reading and being stuck in this hellhole with you degenerate fucks.
Pls be in Australia.

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Happened to me but only because we were both from the same home class, dont worry she ditched me for her on clique a week later.

>>sits down at your table
Uhhh how did you get onto this ship?
(I work as cargo delivery aboard large freighter)