ITT Fetishes only you have

Post autistic kinks/fetishes/fantasies you have that you don't think anyone shares
>Tfw I want to be the man in a cuckqean relationship
>Tfw I'll never be seduced by a 10/10 Stacy and convinced that I should leave my 5/10 GF
>Tfw my GF will never walk in on me getting titfucked by her hotter, bustier mom
>Tfw the secretary will never grind on me during a late shift while I try and tell her that I'm in a serious relationship before giving in and pounding her with the passion I could never give my gf

Pic unrelated, sort of.

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Plenty of straight guys want to be that guy

Although I don't want to leave my gf
I want her to encourage me to find girls to conquer
I'd fuck a girl, take something of hers, present to my gf, then fuck her

I want my bf to sit in my computer chair while I play video games sitting on his lap and his dick deep inside my vegana as I play

I want an overachieving black gf. Like this one, whose a doctor.

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But I do want to leave the GF. The "storyline" I like to imagine it's that she gets progressively more and more annoying or whatever to be with or maybe she's a prude that doesn't want sex. Or maybe she did some shit that made me consider ending the relationship. Then in comes the other girl, who somehow seduces me, or even demands to have sex work me. It could even be a little rape-y. And then I dump load after load of sex-starved cum inside her. The GF don't even have to know at the end. Or maybe she does, and then the "bull" goes off on the "cuck" about how inferior she is and whatnot. The GF either likes the humiliation or maybe she doesn't and she cries and leaves, giving me and Stacy a happy ever after.
Now you see hope how autistic is?
I've had a similar fantasy, except I'm the guy of course. I actually have many more autistic fantasies about a normal loving monogamous relationship, but the aforementioned one is the most autistic one in my "artillery" so to speak.
This one too is pretty good. I'm imagining us buying a nice mansion together and immediately having passionate sex inside it, immediately after our even before moving furniture in.

Why wouldn't continuously having sex with your Stacy while still dating the other girl not be even more of a power move?
Have her forcibly entire your life, slowly pushing your 5/10 out of the way but no enough so that she leaves

That sounds nice as well I suppose.
Maybe I'll visualize it in my head next time I fap

Operation WoodPipe! FASUM Psy-Ops

WoodPipe is a psychological manipulation operation to promote the brand ofblack women created by a group called FASUM.

A Public Relations Campaign is to increase the perceived value of Dark black women, while enticing sexual desires in white men and normalizing relationship between dark skin black women and white men.

It's the reverse cuck psy-op...


Strategies they use:

1. Black women Shill Post
2. Posing as white guys who likes black women
3. Stock Photos/wbem of fake qt dark skin black women
4. Fake Statistic of BW+WM Divorce rate (it's 58% higher)
5. Promoting Race Mixing (Bleached)
6. Starting thread with non related black women pictures
7. Scapegoating all of black women's flaws on black men
8. Stereotyping light skin, mixed, and white women
-- About the Agenda --

Within the Black community is a concept called "Colorism" where the most undesirable women have darker skin complexions, and there's a growing rift between black women and black men, with animosity over the perception of black men choosing lighter skin women, racially ambiguous, mixed women and white women.

Disguntled dark skin "and usually Ugly" black women create a movement called FASUM "or BWE" and underground activist movements (BWGTOW + Swirlers + Bleached) to make Dark Skin Black women appear more desirable/accepting/BASED to white men, while they pushes race mixing and White Genocide!

The Agenda falls into a subcategory of Social Justice Warriors with a Colorism/"Dark Skin" female feminist twist.

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I don't give a fuck
My oneitis is a beautiful smart black woman who I'll never be on the same level with

The fuck is this
This is not the thread you think it is user.

I want to be a footstool for a girl or girl(male) crammed under her desk for hours as she plays vidya or watches anime. Lots of subs probably share this, but no dom probably actually does.

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I want my girl to peg me but i think that will take some convincing

Get rid of your pervisions and repent and go to confession before it's too late

I find it hot when a girl does the middle finger

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I want to make a virgin guy dress up like a slutty cheerleader and do humiliating cheers about how amazing I am, how much he loves being a submissive loser, and encouraging my girlfriend to cum as many times as possible as I fuck her.

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I want a dominant, fat woman to make me deepthroat her feet. Like I literally want her to hold me down and force her foot into my mouth as if I was deepthroating a dick. I've never had a gf so I can't act on it, but the only porn I watch is of poor brazilian women being forced to deepthroat prettier women's feet until they puke

Basically a reverse gloryhole. A place where women go to to get eaten out or to get fucked by as random dick, all in the girls bathroom.

My favorite fantasy is the lesbian version, where a woman is strapped down and placed in a position where women can wipe their dirty and smelly feet inside a girls pussy until they are clean, and then mount the girls face with their pussy and ride her and rub on her and use her face to fuck her pussy until they orgasm. My favorite is when the woman dies from suffocation because she was covered by pussy and ass.

i've never met another person with the same fetish for howie coat-esque mad scientists. demented, evil, cruel and twisted people in labcoats, researchers, doctors, whatever. i don't know why they turn me on so badly, i just know i want their hands on me. it pertains to both genders.

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>virgin guy dress up like a slutty cheerleader
>encouraging my girlfriend to cum as many times as possible as I fuck her.
Are these the same person?
Sounds like mostly standard femdom stuff.
Are the men paying to find cunts to fuck or are the women paying to get their cunts fucked?

Actually, I just like black women.

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>Now you see hope how autistic is?
None of that is autistic
It is a masturbatory power fantasy
Deep down inside you are a narcissist Subconsciously you feel you deserve these things

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>through some series of events I raise myself up to defeat the most powerful beings in the universe
>come face to face with the supreme creator goddess who birthed the universe
>defeat, rape and enslave her as I take my place as supreme overlord of all creation
Man do I have a weird ego.

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Probably not the most autistic out of the bunch but it feels sappy.

>Go to beach with grill
>Don't want to take off shirt cause fat and self conscious
>She convinces me to do it
>Hugs me and tells me I'm handsome

I've thought through a fuckload of fantasies but this one makes my face hot.

A prehistoric religion Ive created in my own head where a single woman is versed in simple textiles and herbal medicine and she would live near the tribe being cared for by a single male who bonds to her catching all her meat, protecting her little cave and nearby tribes and families would pay homage and visit her for midwife type shit. If the hunter cared for her well she would be the spitting image of those Venus idols, massive tits and gut, unnaturally well fed, wise, with a passion for life and helping her stoic caretaker develop spiritually. I think this scenario has just become the idealized life and gender roles in a relationship for me and any other fetishes are rooted in a woman showing some facet of this bbw cave shaman that I cant stop fantasizing about. Into bbw, intoxication, body contrast, stuffing/feeding, ddlg for perspective

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Consensual sex under the blessing of god and state for the sole purpose of procreation.

I have this fantasy too, from the guy's perspective. Also her rubbing her clit and masturbating, and I feel every twitch and contraction.

>tfw still no bronze age gf

>tfw no gf who has you crawl under her desk and drink her pee while she continues to play video games
It's bad for your kidneys so I wouldn't actually want to make a habit of it, unless maybe she peed first and then drank a ton of water or something.

Karezza.

I would fucking love to be a lesbian. I just love titties, and I would do anything to share a double ended dildo with a cute petite girl. I want to feel our plump asses smack together and shit.