I paid a hooker to fart in my face. It was fucking disgusting, I almost threw up. DO NOT BUY into the braaaapp meme...

I paid a hooker to fart in my face. It was fucking disgusting, I almost threw up. DO NOT BUY into the braaaapp meme, it's all a lie....

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is that a worm going into her asshole.

My gf is really into farting in my face. I'm not sure what's up with that. She laughs when she does it, but maybe it actually turns her on. I can't tell.

no that's the seam that some men have on their scrotum

This asshole was origami'd. I can tell.

at least ya didn't fall for the trap meme.

>user, if you eat nothing but raw meat, you'll be happy
eat nothing but raw meat, get worms.
>user, if you let a woman fart in your face, you'll be happy
inhale a stranger's shit particles, get sick.

Sooo... What other great advice does this board have for me?

The seam on the scrotum is where your vagina would have been since we all begin as female, that's a hemorrhoid or something

pic related, why did you ever think following Jow Forums's advice was a good idea?

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>What other great advice does this board have for me?
Bee yourself.

>hes never seen the taintworm
Why do you think youre doing when you eat ass?

Lucky fucker, does she do it in a sexual way or jokingly?

Did she brap loud and hard OP? Planning on paying more for a a high end escort who will do it properly

Are you not understanding what everyone is saying? It's a terrible experience, it's not like looking at an image.

Depends on the girl and setting. Has the potential to be great or terrible

>itt
>low-test "males"

>girlfriend
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING

Kek
>when guys think that because it comes out a girl it will smell better and then suddenly learn that female smells are fucking brutal

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>Depends on the girl and setting.
In what setting does a fart not smell like a fart?

>taking the brap meme unironically

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>asshole origami
>line above wasn't original

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You need to be hooked up to a mask to enjoy it, otherwise it's disgusting. I highly recommend giving it another go, but doing it correctly this time.

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Smelling a fart too soon sucks. It needs time to oxidise, otherwise you get that 100% pure sulfur smell and it sucks.

You gotta wait about 7 seconds after it's just left the asshole. Hear the fart, feel the fart, then smell it.

this fucking thread

OP a hooker has a shit diet no doubt. Its no wonder she smelled like literal actual shit.Get a clean girl to eat healthy and poot out rainbows.

I'm happy I contributed a lot to this meme actually