OKAY gay american i will go with you if you will get me out of here

OKAY gay american i will go with you if you will get me out of here

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post dick

LET ME OUT!!! I NEED MY SWITCH

will you adopt me?

no, but I'll validate your ego

Just tell us why russia is a such a shit hole bruh

please adopt me

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Wanna live with me?

Ok gay american

You want out of russia?

yes i beg you

yes

so i will travel to Belgium by hitch-hiking

you can't get to nz tho, go live with belgium rooski

Ok but you have to put on a cute catgirl maidu outfit (pic related) and snuggle with me~~~~

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okay when will you take me away? plesa asap

sorry you are out of luck

I am just a high school teenager I don't have any money to import a russian

i know you will marry me and then i will be able to emigrate btw are you the one who said that russian accent is cute?

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Yes I did why the change of heart you said you were not gay???

you see i want to get out of here

I willl adopt then take you egypt

O-ok marry me then desu

I'll love you forever.

yeah thank you sir

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what is your name?

Bring TIGER?

Mattias, and you?

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my name is Fedor so as soon as we will graduate we will meet

ya can call me teo

Fedor as in фёдop? I think I knew someone with that name...

are you a russian?

SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF HERE

No but I have a few russian friends I play war thundet with

AM I DOOMED TO DIE HERE?

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Relax. You are not stuck in russia. You can leave.

NO I CANNOT

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as a tourist yes... but you need a work visa and stuff to actually live somewhere..

IVAN LETS FIND THE WAY OUT

Yes we get married and we kiss and we get you a greencard!

YES ! but without kiss lets it be a bromance

It's passed my bedtime I need tosleep

Goodbye, дo cвидaния yadayada

it's all in your head

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what do you mean?

Пoчeмy нe cпитe вмecтe?