Enter home

>enter home
>see this

what do in a situation like this?

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wake up in an original fashion

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Ask her which 2hu she is.

The body doesn't match the face. Unsettling.

Make love and be sure to use a condom

Ah my new fuck toy has arrived gona enjoy braking this one

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kick her out. no (bug)women on my property.

call the riot police

if i twake tawt off wilw you die uwu

ask her if her nipples are ok

>tonight's roleplay: post-apocalypse

it wud b extrem pain

for yowo

i wonder where the fuck the stairs came from and tell the cunt to move so i can park my bike and fuck off to the shower

>i wonder where the fuck the stairs came from
That's a good point. The stairs could be paranormal, it doesn't look like they lead anywhere so they could be a portal to the spirit world. I'd move out if I found a staircase to nowhere in my house all of a sudden.

The chick is probably a demon of some sort pretending to be human too. I'd demand she leave and if she refused I'd leave the premises and get blessed by a priest, maybe even have an exorcism performed. Definitely paranormal and not of this world, most likely malevolent and demonic.

Ask her what the fuck she needs a gas mask for

call the cops dude what the fuck do you think I'll do

Ask myself why would someone break into my home to leave a sex doll and start looking around for a possible psycho murderer.

Compliment her for choosing 3M respirators, but tell her that the 6000 and 7000 series are generally better

Put her on a diet because she's fat as shit

tell her to take off that belt on her leg because that can cause fatal clots

based /diy/poster

Ask what her rates are.

Why do millennials/zoomers love face masks so much?

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walk around in my new house.
i have stairs? cool

>enter home
>see ISIS group

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This is honestly the perfect female body and honestly dare I say the perfect female.